Webm thread

Its a scam, man. Buy some sodium alginate and a fifty cent pipet online. Chefs have been doing this for seventy years before this copper bracelet gizmo came out.

I feel disgusting just looking at that.

is this you my dramatic dude

huh

Someone post the egg man

Disgusting, I guess you are an american

surley egg king

what the fuck was he gonna do with the pot of eggs at the end?

i need to KNOW

Make them an egg sandwich too.

Those are big eggs

>arise, chicken

Listen to what said.

how the fuck does he get out of there without breaking the eggs?

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

might as well just delete the thread

read the thread faggot, doesn't count cause you already got inb4ed so you just wasted your time typing all that lmao

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or make new webms?

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>yurocucks will defend this

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>pikmin

thats were all the flavor is located

I hate buffets

>implying he has leftover eggs at the end of the day

>grease trap is full of grease
wow who'd have thought

that looks nice

most buffets in my area just give me food poisoning :(

wtf how does he look like the rock at the end

Is this guy eating pizza retarded?

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because he drank a gallon of milk

$30??? There are some nice breakfast/brunch buffets near me for $20 or less. That doesn't look like anything special.

he has to cook them all before he can get out

rats are so sweet

>that file name
fucking kek

squirrel is tasty m8s

youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

>drops the nut
he knew

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Why would someone do that to a snake?

Janitors are moving fast lately

Good; Veeky Forums fucking needs it.

>Using the fork and knife as a clamp

I actually said "Excuse me ?" out loud

>tfw cant control ducks
why even live?

That would be so much better with ground chicken or turkey

those are ducks

he has to make all le eggs xD

What country is this?

faggot

pretty good buffet but generally by the time you get there its all messy and theres stuff missing

Is this Malcom in the Middle?

yeah

He gas to maje all the eghs XD

He has to make all of thise eggs

>arise, duck

I've posted them crab webm's in several threads. Please include me in the pasta next time. Exclusion is a form of bullying.

I'm about to bully the fuck out of you for all eternity by never posting those webms ever again.

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just meh

I mean, at least they're bald. Easy cleanup

How does he leave how does he get out

read the thread faggot, someone has already asked that

He doesn't. He was born of those eggs. When he reaches the last of them, it hatches and birth's the next days surly egg vato.

Dewey in the Rear*

>$30 buffet
>people tend to eat stuff that adds up nowhere near $30

i bet theres a ton of faggots out there that pay that price and they only eat like 1 bran muffin and maybe a few slices of fruit.

>filming
>pointing at shit that's already in frame
Fucking shitskin

what was it?
was deleted so fast the archive didn't catch it

It was a snake going backwards into someones asshole. It was obviously reversed; someone shoved a snake into their ass and it slowly slithered out. Not a small snake either, like a boa or something.

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this is some satanic shit

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>torching tenderloin
wtf

Where's that webm of the asshole spending 8 years making a ball of ice for a drink?

Eggland.

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And to think... I hesitated.

What the fuck is wrong with amerifats? Not one person laughed.

Is eating that beef even safe?

Raw beef is almost always safe to eat, the exception being ground beef from the store which is merely dodgy.

We have such sights to show you... Jesus wept.

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Looks a lot like a jaccard. They fix shitty steaks and I take no shame in saying I used to own one.

Turns out a ton of tiny blades cutting connective tissue makes things tender, go figure.

Oh ok

>this kills the al/ck/oholic

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Devil glass. That's pure evil right there.

In that video he knew he messed up and remade it, he didn't think that was okay

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