This is a french press

This thread is the most reddit thing on this board right now.

>using q-tips
enjoy your clogged ear my friend

Until you showed up

This is a coffee machine. It makes coffee 10x quicker and I don't have to clean it every fucking day.

I use them in an outwards motion
How expensive to do that whole cleanse?
I'm angelic yet sturdy

just use a plastic syringe full of water into the ear pal

Too little details
Temp for water?
Distilled?
Then I just suck it out or something

Imma google this

I remember taking apart an old one of these and realizing just how much mildew builds up on the internals over time.

Just use a few drops of hydrogen peroxide

that's where you get the secret flavor

wrong.

What does a ricer do?

Puts simple mods on 2k civics

>hand is coming from the ceiling

Why is spiderman making fries? I thought he was a pizza guy?

This is a butter knife.
It knives butter.

This is an immersion blender.

It blends immersions.

This is a hand mixer.
It mixes hands.

...

Ok legit here

1. Get some peanut oil i.e. ear cleaning oil
2. Get an actual ear syringe that won't blow water straight at your eardrum
3. Follow the instructions on the peanut oil, it will soften the wax
4. Fill the syringe with lukewarm water, because if you use cold water it could knock you out with a pointy object in your ear
5. Face your ear down into the sink, insert syringe and plunge that motherfucker. Let the wax come out by gravity.

kek

this is a shit thread
a thread died for this

>Horrible genetics
Are your ears retarded? Why do you have to tend to them? Do you work in a coal mine or something?

>Horrible genetics
Yeah, sadly. I get otitis when I don't clean my ears regularly.

A fast food thread died for this.

Ninja Turtle in disguise bringing potato for your fries

*ques ninja turtle theme
youtube.com/watch?v=bojx9BDpJks