I have £25 to last 7 days. What the FUCK do I get?

OP here - I am 24 stone (330lbs) of mostly air and bone weight. I need at least 3000 calories per day so what? 21,000 calories per week?

This is the best I can do, I am pretty happy with this. I only have a Tesco and Iceland near me, even with the most calorie cheap food I can get that I know how to make that is still edible (ie no fucking lentils) and without wasting money on things I can't eat in large amounts (butter, sugar etc)

You guys might want to save this image for future 'cheap eats' threads!

Were you never in uni? Unless you have a family to feed that's plenty

Veeky Forums is a Japanese website hosted on servers in the UK.
Americans are the foreigners here and should be range banned due to their (your) incessant ignorance and shitposting.

>hurr durr 24 stone it's mostly air and bone weight
>shopping list full of ready meals, processed shite and snacks
>white bread
fucking state of you

this is not OP, this is bait

Veeky Forums was started in the US, newfag

>OP here - I am 24 stone (330lbs) of mostly air and bone weight.
>mostly air and bone weight

Asda do these halal jellies that are actually quite nice and will easily hit the calorie intake needs for two quid a box. Then treat yourself to a salad to balance it out

Buy one of these a day and have money to spare.

Sad how bad people are with money

So what?
It's a global website now.
Anyone can post here and there's nothing you can do about it, you impotent, martsharting retard.
:^)

>on a budget
>buys frozen food

Thats like $40 usd youll be fine

First step you'll want to take is to go to a bank and turn those useless pounds into some of (pic related).

They're leaving you for a reason. Well, many actually.

potatoes and rice

how much does air weigh

>hosted on servers in the UK
This is false.

>britblobs

>created and popularized by an American and America
>b-b-but muh hosting
You're just suckling shit from our assholes as per usual Yurop, it's our world we just let you live in it.

This is assuming you already have the essentials like oil, sugar, spices, etc.
Rice
Beans
Frozen vegetables
Potatoes
Eggs
Bouillon Cubes

I'm not sure if it's the same as America.
But here you can get whole rotisserie chickens for like $5

Let; operative

>Nationhood on the internet
One world government is going to hurt you hard. Trump and Brexit have failed. It's only twenty years away.

14.7 lb/in2 at sea level, user.
Did you grow up somewhere where basic high school science wasn't taught?

Step 1- go to lidl.
Step 2 - Buy Tagliatelle (enough for two meals), garlic, chillis, olive oil a broccoli and a cauliflower (still under £10 here). Buy spaghetti and cherry tomatoes and a basil plant. There's 4 dinners and we're at about £12 now. You've had 4 pasta meals so maybe you want to switch it up. Buy one of their 2 quid pizzas. Buy beans and get one of their nice multiseed country loaves. Split it to have beans on toast a couple of nights. Buy big box of weetabix and milk. You have now eaten mostly nutritious and tasty meals for a week with weetabix for breakfast.
Step 3 - Use your 2 pound change to buy whatever you want.

Maybe use it for cheese for your pasta and beans? You'll even get to have cheese on toast a couple of times. Jesus this is the easiest food bill ever. You're not even having to eat shite.

Lol, loads of crisps, chocolate and processed shite. Probably shouldda went to Iceland. You'd have the same garbage and more change left.

I don't think anyone would have put this much effort into bait.

Rice and Eggs

This has to be bait. We're completely fucked. There are no good reasons to leave. It's just like the US voting in Donald.

The pound has already recovered and UK manufacturing is at its highest in 10 years. The only reason people wanted to stay was "muh cheap holidays"

I see remainers are still salty

fpbp

The only reason is racism. Has to be. Nothing else makes sense.

...

>The pound has already recovered
lol

Considering GBP is like nearly double USD and I can get a week of decent meals from 50USD, hopefully that means you can get a week of decent groceries for 25GBP.

>£25
>Image shows notes to the value of £15
>Pictured £5 note no longer legal tender
>Both notes have the wrong centrepoint linked to those notes

Cuck.

easily

Explain how either has failed. Trump DEFINITELY hasn’t.

You are both kidding, right? Please tell me this is sarcasm. Or are you some lefty shills? If you’re not knowingly speaking false then you are seriously deluded by the mainstream media. It’s not some “MSM” meme, they are strategically trying to alter the way people think to further their own goals.

as many mince pies from greggs as you can buy

That's plenty for a week dude. Get some bread, eggs, rice, beans, pasta and tomato sauce. If you have like 5-10 pounds left over get some fish or cheap meat.

>mince pies
>Greggs

just live off your own ejaculate you fukken fag

>Trump hasn't failed
How about that wall, then?

They do them, just not right now

Theresa May is slowly sucking meaning out of the Brexit process. She was never into it. It's becoming "like being in the EU but not technically," and long term chances are that everybody will just shrug and say "might as well just stay in the EU come to think of it."

Trump so far has succeeded only in sinking the TPP. Beyond that, American politics has been business as usual with a few ineffectual clowny dramas. The globalists continue to triumph.

Toilet paper and water