Went into my backyard, found this thing rummaging around the bushes in the corner, and killed it

Went into my backyard, found this thing rummaging around the bushes in the corner, and killed it.

What should I do /ck?

get the skillet out, we gona stir fry it

Remove its heart and burn it as an offering to the Rat God.

Scoop out the brain and eat

You killed Master Splinter you faggit

Kill yourself.

did you name it yet, then you will have a good idea what to name your dish

chop it into several large sections. Dice some veges roughly shame shape. stir fry on high heat, throw in veges. pick a sauce, take a bite. become immortal

viking funeral and take pics. You murdered a chance to participate in the space program.

>be redneck.
>brace the coasties for flyover advice
1. skin it. save fur for later use
2. cut tail off. take to wildlife office for bounty.
3. gut it. keep heart and liver.
4. cut off head. remove brain for use on fur to tan.
5. cut into four pieces.
6. braise in oven with garlic, onions and tomatoes until tender.
7. enjoy.

whats the point of fucking that? Whats a name got to do with anything

Trips confirm you need to do this OP.

you sound like a nigger who doesn't name things

Multi photo in steps would be extra fun, too much fun?

looks like Nutria.
In a heavy 5-quart pot on high heat, add oil and heat until very hot. Add nutria meat, and cook and stir 10 minutes. Add salt, red pepper, chili powder, onion and both bell peppers. Cook and stir 15 minutes. Add tomato paste and 4 cups stock. Cook 30 minutes; reduce heat to medium. Add red kidney beans; cook an additional 10 minutes. Serve hot!

Don't you dare eat it. Meat is murder. Just put it in the bin.

Why did you have an otter in your backyard?

>/ck
I know that on reddit you format board names without a trailing forward slash(r/ck), but here on Veeky Forums, we use them(Veeky Forums)

Alright, put it in the oven for 10 mins

Fake and gay

fake cause no tail

>says he’s a redneck
>doesn’t suggest brains and scrambled eggs

>implying using brains to tan leather is less redneck-y than eating them with eggs

Fuckin' yuppies I swear

Stick your dick in its anus

>brains and eggs meme
small rodents brains and eggs went out of fashion around 1980 or so. a few families died from a prion disease. now when someone says they are having 'squirrel brains and eggs' they usually have either deviled ham or spam crumbled into eggs. the name sticks around to mess with little rugrats.

Took your advice and it's looking good. Thanks everybody!

but how does it taste

like a fuckin rat

>eating brains

only savages and idiots eat brains, brains are an easy way to get prions and die regardless of the animal.

I'd eat groundhog tbqh.

But user, groundhog day is just days away! Isn't that a little distasteful?