Webm thread

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This kills the cheese wheel.

So pure and innocent a thread. Let's see how long it lasts.

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Seems like such a stupid way to make that.

is jack dead? i havent seen any new shit from him in these threads in years

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Can somebody post those Japanese crab webms?

Or they just melt some new processed cheese on the bottom every night after service.

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I'm not gonna tell you again to fuck off with your forced meme.

He made 3 slops

that is some high level fucking carbonara.

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This is sad.

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>the crust autist is back again

pls stop with the crust cutters shit, it's not funny to anyone

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They do it so people will pay a lot of money for it.

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Nice, "humanely killed crab" seems like a great way to mark up the price of a crab dish.

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>Killing by definition is inhumane
>Better take longer extra steps to do the same thing
Listen I like that they're trying to make it seem less of a problem but the fucking thing is going to die anyway and this seems far more cruel than just boiling it and takes extra time and extra steps.

It's fucking retarded. Lobster is better anyway

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>Killing by definition is inhumane
Well no, it isn't.

>gelatin
dropped

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being stabbed in the nerve center doesn't sound like much fun, iich (if i'm completely honest)

a bit late but here we go

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 Gordon Ramsay coocaine
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 chinese man cutting onions on ballon which is top of nails
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions
>inb4 crab getting sad
>inb4 this hurts the crab
>inb4 snib snab nolegs

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Yeah well shut the fuck up just boil it and get it's shitty life over with it instead of freezing the fucker and impaling it with a goddamn screwdriver
One is far faster and more respectable.

wow wasting tons of product that'll get you a promotion for sure

It goes on to the collection tray beneath.

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when did Joey start his transition from MtoF??

Stop putting hot cheetos in or on things.

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tldr

>that guy at 5 seconds

I hate the soyboy meme shit but I want to punch his face in every fucking time.

The things that get collected at the bottom become combo pizzas

Poor little guy I shall never eat crabs again :*(

What about cuttlefish?

All those "tee hee this doesn't taste good at all" facial expressions make me feel weird every time I see this. Not upset, just like I might a completely different species or something.

ewwwwww, I'd rather eat bugs

>being a filthy mudslime

This is sad and reminds me of those two guys who get killed with a chainsaw.

gelatin doesn't belong in cheesecake you fucking nigger

The John Henry of domino's pizza, if you will.

I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT

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>LOL I've got horseradish rubbing against my brain
White culture is really on a rapid decline, isn't it?

Do Americans really eat this?

Not really.

>the closeups of them shoveling that garbage into their greasy maws

that will be seven hundred dolla stupid gaijin

Japan is better at everything.

except winning world wars

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Japan is better at channeling their autism into practical applications.

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>black hand

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awww mom, shredded hockey pucks for dinner AGAIN?!

>soul food
>surprised by a black hand
Do you guys even try to be creative with jokes anymore or has it just dwindled down to pointing out whenever somebody is black or jewish without actually contributing to the discussion?

Sensitive much?

>soul food
>dumbass actually thinks black people came up with chicken and waffles
Name one fucking thing black people came up with that isn't shit.

>1:41
>He picks up the fry pan with an itty bitty hotpad around the handle

It's pretty adorable.

get outta here with /pol/. you faggots invaded this webm threads a few threads ago, just quit it already and get back to discussing webms.

I guess you could call it sensitive if you wanted, but really it's just growing tired of the same old song and dance in terms of "content" that our newfriends from 2016 have dragged across the entire site. It's the same jokes that have been posted over and over again yet they seem to be growing even more dumbed down and no longer even have creativity to make them worth posting.

nigger lover

This. Even the average Japanese person is slightly autistic by foreign standards.

not at all, faggot. just tired of /pol/ fags fucking with us. they even took over an al/ck/ thread a week ago. again, faggot, let's get back to discussing webms.

Just ignore and report. Mods are pretty good about deleting them.

>not an argument
>can't come up with even one fucking thing
>t. buttblasted tyrone can't think hard enough to explain why his "das racis" tears make any sense

>If I don't like gelatin in my fucking CHEESECAKE I'm a mudslime
Absolute state of /pol/tards right now.

>more respectable.
I don't understand, how is just boiling the fucker any more respectable than slowing down its nervous system, then severing it's central nerve?

jules go to bed

pic related

candy ass pizza lover

how very /pol/esque of you to report every post you don't like instead of learning tollerance.

>thinks he had a point
>/pol/ is everywhere and is the devil
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHa

So how about those food webms?

Jazz

African and European roots, so not solely black foundation. Try again.

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Also it's shit

Food.

you must be that soyboy crust meme whore seeking attention, get help or take your meds. or you could just leave already because no one here likes you and you seem to be in the wrong place with your attitude.

Yeah, the overwhelming majority of people don't like jazz. It's some old school hipster tier faggot shit people grouped to because it made them unique.
Too much avocado in that ratio of food.

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>WE
>WUZ
>UNITED AGAINST YOU N SHIET
seems like you're hardcore posting to fake a group, user

millennials were a mistake

Those colors look disgusting.

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That's just awful. Who would actually pay for that?

I just read every word in that image and I'm sorry that I wasted my time. It says nothing of value. It doesn't make any valid points. It just tries to relate one group with another group in an effort to mislead people into disliking one of those groups because they may dislike the other group.

>guize, burgers are like brussel sprouts so if you don't like brussel sprouts then you shouldn't like burgers either
>plz like and subscribe if you agree.
Seriously, whoever wrote that text is the cancer. Anonyminity gives people a voice which encourages free speech without fear of social consequence but the writer of that text is attemtping to discourage free speech and freedom of expression through censorship.

Also, attempting to speak on behalf of others to imply a collective identity, in an effort to persuade the reader into thinking that if they agree with what is written then they are joining a group of like-minded people is extremely poor form and instantly defaces the credibility of the writer.
>we
And so say all of us.