Honest thoughts on the london full English?

There's like three items of pork produces in that image.

Is that a piece of poop?

ive never been to england but i've had one of these before. maybe not 100% authentic but i was in korea teaching english and made some brit friends. they found online a british pub/brunch joint and we went after drinking all night. i wanted to puke and die and couldnt fathom eating such a big plate of food. the guy that owned the place was an absolute bro and said he shipped shit from the UK to make it as close to the real thing as possible. he was shaking, said he had a long night before too, and asked if anybody wanted to do a shot with him. i fucking did not but being young and wanting to impress i took it, and it actually helped a lot (i try not to take hair of the dog anmore though it fucks you in the end). ended up cleaning up the whole plate and feeling like a human being again at the end of it

it's bandeja paisa you fucking retards

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandeja_paisa

you CAN get it in london, there are a few colombian restaurants in the city

wish i could say i was surprised at how easily triggered the poltards are

that's his point

> Didn't get enough attention earlier
> I'LL MAKE ANOTHER THREAD JUST FOR THIS
> THAT'LL GIVE ME ATTENTION
Just become a tripfag so I can filter you already.

That's Colombian you fucking mong.

>baked beans
Into the trash it goes.

They're stewed, and they're amazing.

>ground beef
>avocado
>a fucking plantain
what the fuck, england?
do the british actually do this?

only in london

This is a full English (missing the hash browns though)

I really dug the idea of baked beans for breakfast so i threw it into rotation.

I miss the food in the UK, but i do not miss your tiny ass little cups.

>meanwhile murica is getting invaded by illegals, muslims, niggers, jews and constantly reducing their little whiteness
wew lad

beans are poor people filler food. Affluent people should never consume them

Affluent people take nootropics, drink soylent and unfiltered pond scum water. They don't know shit about food. Beans are awesome.

are those from marschal grips?

>the full tower hamets breakfast

post the unshopped one

Londoners are fuckin soy boy faggots. Southern fuckin fairies. Nice mayor cunts. Those fucking little pansies have to pray to paki cock 5 times a day little fucking maggots I could lay any southern cunt out with one punch I'm not even joking

At least the illegals here make decent hot sauce and burritos sometimes.

i rarely journey north of the south downs, but i hear you're all a bit uncivilized up there
explain yourselves

It's not a London full English if it's not served on a spade

no they are standard factory target grips. These were made in november 1983. I recently put on some old worn out grips with Tyler grip adapter.

Do all brits look like the inbred mongoloid banjo player from "Deliverance?"

You mean that American kid?

>need a license to buy silverware
>need a license to buy a TV
>need a license to watch porn
>need a license to post on twitter and get arrested for criticising the religion of peace
>need a license to literally clog the sewer with a fat glob the size of a car
>need a license to worship some rich, old hag who hasn’t even done anything for decades

What the fuck is that shit.
That's not a full English.
Is this like a Jamaican fried breakfast or some shit?
Is that fucking plantain?
Fuck that shit give me a proper one.

How do you consider a dish made up of 4 American foods an english breakfast. What a joke.

oi ill punch ya in the gabba m8

Why are Britbongs so obsessed with beans?

none of those are correct

Just like your grammar then.

its actually pronounced grammer you dumb amerifat

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bandeja_paisa
Beans are commonly served with two meals, hardly what I would call obsessed.

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Not that guy, but almost all produce and meat sourced in the UK is of absolute wank quality compared to the rest of the planet. The native soil nutritional content is mediocre at best, and there's all sorts of loams in the soil that can nuture the nutrition further and ruin taste. The 100% British label slapped on anything is nothing to be proud of. If it says "British & Irish" on a product I start praying for the paddy shipment. For some reason the government thinks any and all preservatives are evil so they're present in almost nothing and they're fucked out the window and the flavour is ruined before arriving at stores because everything being so "local" means that fresh stuff is shipped unrefrigerated and without preservatives to keep costs down. On top of that, youre right that British people use herbs and spices. They just use the same bog standard garden herbs and spices and mustard seed. Again. And again. And on things that don't need them. The British palette is completely unrefined and unwilling to compromise on "British" flavours. Even truly foreign dishes are neutered and the intensity comprimised for a British palette here 9/10. Whether that's a cultural issue or not, I don't know. It is amusing how defensive Brits get over being called out on everything lacking in their culinary culture, as well as everything else. It's like Puerto Rican and Domincan levels of defensiveness and being proud over fuck all. Sort yourselves out LMAO.

t. Native bong food critic who's lived in 8 different countries.

proper bloody brexit breakfast that is, have it with daddies HP sauce

utter wank mate, dont know what your on about

This pasta is starting to get a little stale.

I see them with almost every meal posted by a bong on here and on Facebook. Seems like English folk eat more beans than Midwestern Amerilards

>think its a regular full english
>look closer

boy you have opened my eyes to a whole new level of weakness.

This is the most savage burn I've seen in a bit.