So recently, I had a girl (male) over for dinner and a movie, they were of Mexican descent and so I thought I'd be accommodating and cook my usual Mexican meal (that usually goes over well)
I bought... >large flour tortillas >Senora Verde refried beans >Mexican blend cheese I also used Taco Bell GREEN chili sauce that I had stored, basically I heated the beans, mixed in some cayenne pepper and the sauce and stirred it all well, then made the burritos and heated them slightly afterwards in the microwave to warm the tortillas and get the cheese extra melty.
As I prepared and we ate, and the rest of the night, my guest did nothing but scoff and sneer at me...I don't get it, what did I do wrong? This meal is a favorite of everyone else I make it for, this was probably the most awkward and confusing night of my entire life.
Kayden Moore
>As I prepared and we ate, and the rest of the night, my guest did nothing but scoff and sneer at me what did she say exactly?
Liam Phillips
is this copypasta that I've just never seen before?
Eli Ross
Hardly anything. Mostly just dirty looks and scoffs, and one word answers if I tried to start conversation like "yes" "no" "fine". Nothing.
Thomas Scott
>flour tortillas
There's your first mistake.
Julian Lewis
maybe a lack of vegetables? just beans and cheese is fine, but it's not the most nutritious thing, nor varied in flavor
honestly, you probably did well, it just seems like such a small dish to just eat a lot of without anything else maybe add rice or onions and peppers next time, other than that, there's nothing inherently wrong with what you did
Joshua Gutierrez
>So recently, I had a girl (male)
It went so bad because you're cooking for transgendered people, who all have a shitty personality to begin with. Might have something to do with the fact that they're mentally unstable.
Cooper Wood
you used FLOUR tortillas and then you warmed them up in the microwave (҂⌣̀_⌣́)
Ayden Rivera
Girls (male) are super neurotic and fucked in the head, they're not cute like in your chinese cartoons, they have a real psychiatric disorder.
Lucas Wright
Maybe she was annoyed for some other reason and not the food
Honestly it doesn't really matter. If someone comes to your house as a guest and is rude to you it's a clear sign of their character, don't invite them again.
Brody Reed
I thought flour tortillas were what you were supposed to use for burritos, I see corn more with tacos.
Grayson Wilson
gringo cooking taco bell
i get why she was insulted but you sound like you were trying to impress. Dump her
Dylan Martinez
>this was probably the most awkward and confusing night of my entire life. Probably because of >I had a girl (male) over for dinner and a movie, Did "her" peepee confuse you? Or was it his boobs?
Isaac Rodriguez
Traditionally, here in Mexico we use flour tortillas for everything.
Adrian Rodriguez
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Aaron Butler
what part do you live in?? when i go to mexico we use corn tortillas for everything
Lincoln Brooks
should've made her Irish Stew my man
Benjamin Nguyen
dumb faggotposter
David Gonzalez
Microwaved beans and cheese sounds like college food. I wouldn't be very happy about eating it either.
Your efforts of accommodation probably came off as racist. Your microwaved bean slop isn't going to compare with real Mexican food anyway.
Cameron Wilson
transexuals are crazy, they were offended that you culturally appropriated them. imo they're culturally appropriating americans by driving cars or using electricity so they can fuck off.
Caleb Gomez
us trannies have an advanced palette from forcing ourselves to cook better than our mothers sorry faggot
Tyler Diaz
are americans mentally ill? I am Italian and don't think other people who cook Italian food are racist
Sebastian Morgan
What if they invite you over and make a box of pasta in a jar of Alfredo and then wink knowingly at you all night expecting to get in your pants?
Hudson Murphy
>transexual
Nicholas Reyes
Your life is a constant struggle to become the stereotypes your mothers fought so hard to break free from. You are a pantomime of womanhood, the reality of which will always be beyond your reach.
Levi Thompson
nothing, in my culture people who act snobby when in other peoples homes are considered rude
Cooper Evans
no i'm fairly certain my life is a constant struggle to finish my STEM undergrad so i'm not a dumb content roasite making $30,000 a year i am the epitome of bepishood, the reality of which is far from your grasp of understanding
Thomas Williams
Only liberals call food racist
Ryder Richardson
Nice bait op
Kevin Diaz
fer-left SJW liberals consider food an integral part of a culture and to cook the food yourself is incredibly racist. to them you are only allowed to eat a burrito off of a food truck owned by an illegal immigrant.
Kayden Johnson
>most awkward and confusing night >thus far just wait till you get laid. your gf's bull will add embarrassing to that list.
Chase Allen
>cooking mexican food for someone of mexican descent That's your mistake. Why the fuck would you do this? Your food was shit compared to what she's used to.
Oliver Kelly
>girl (male)
You mean a guy? You had a man over for dinner. One who pretends he is a girl.
Elijah Mitchell
>complains about food authenticity >tucks her penis into her butt crack and calls it a vagene
Thomas Powell
Don't get upset about the opinions of a mentally faggot.
That said the food sounds underwhelming - not scoff worthy though
Juan Parker
>ITT FAGGOTS AND EVEN MORE FAGGOTS
Kayden Clark
>flour tortillas in microwave >"cheese" >no beef or meat at all >taco bell
Thomas Morales
>he actually enjoys soggy corn sponges with an overpowering flavor making it so all you taste is the tortilla and the vinegar from the hot sauce you use
Thomas Ross
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Levi Walker
>I had a girl (male) over for dinner Girls aren't male, OP.
Levi Allen
>Mostly just dirty looks and scoffs
sounds like she was on her period girls scoff alot when their Aunt Flo comes to visit