What is objectively the best fruit, and why is it pineapple?

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one fruit to rule them all

Tomato - no pizza without tomato

1 ton of cocaine smuggled in pineapples.
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I got this clickbait earlier today. I'm praying for a cocaine pineapple right now. I fucken love cocaine

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because you are bad at objectifying
Watermelon is the only fruit that makes boys into men

It's papaya

Fuck pineapple, it's too sweet and it burns my mouth

wild blueberries

but you get sore after a few slices...

i vote grapes for theyre great and you can have the whole bag if you feel like it.

>Falling for the papaya meme

I agree with OP. Pineapple best.
> he doesn't just keep eating

This is one of the oldest rumours I've ever heard and people keep on claiming it's true. For fuck sake

Reminder that you should refer to it by its correct name; 'Ananas'.

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>Lithuanian

>fruit
Too acidic, gives you uclers if you eat too much of it.

The best fruit is a ripe ataulfo mango.

>being THIS much of a soyboy
sort yourself out user.

>liking fruit that sweet

>implying im not able to down two whole pineapples without major displeasure

you might continue eating but the pleasure of the first bites disappears. with grapes and other fruits you can eat until satisfied without that happening.

Enjoy your destroyed taste buds

I'd probably go with cherries. They're delicious, refreshing, and good for your joints if you ever plan on getting old.

>implying tastebuds don't regenerate monthly

>tastebuds are the same as a skink lizard tail
jejeckles

Really? Where would I be most likely to find such a treat? You know... to avoid it...

my fucking nigga

I like pineapple, but it's required prep level is way higher than something that as delicious, if not more delicious, like blueberries.

>diabetes via blowjobs