Drink coffee

>drink coffee
>get sleepy

Am i retarded?

>eat spicy food
>painless shits afterwards

G-guys?

>post frogs
>doesn't realize he is bona fide retarded

you probably have attention deficit disorder if stimulants make you sleepy

This.
>Brother thinks he can get on the ephedrine craze for diets/selling.
>Buys a bunch of pills.
>Knocks himself out.
>Calls them bullshit and throws them away.

science plz

This is not true.
Why don't you use Google or something? I did and apparently it's because it's dehydrating you. Don't like my answer? Spend more time on Google than I did.

Rabbat?
Cabbit?

This. If coffee's making you sleepy it means you're not drinking enough water.

>you probably have attention deficit disorder if stimulants make you sleepy

If stimulants make you sleepy, it means you have severe depression.

I can't handle the different ideas

I tried monster energy on 5 separate occasions, after each drink I immediately crashed and took a nap as I would have regardless.
My theory is that since I'm overweight, the sugar had the inverse effect on me.

Proof? Never heard of that before.

What? This can't be true.

not this
thats retarded
your body releases chemicals when you drink too much coffee to counter the effects
those chemicals make you feel good and sometimes sleepy

if you get tired from coffee it means you are severely gay

>Am i retarded?
I have come to the conclusion that yes, you are indeed retarded.

One time, I shot up synthetic speed, fell right asleep! No kidding!

can confirm.

t. on the border of suicide

The best place to be. Nothing more satisfying than the sense that it might all be ending soon, even if it never comes to pass.

Coffee is great and make me feel good, however if I have more than two cups a day I get severely anxious about everything.

>binge drink for a few days and eat garbage food
>literally shit hot, foamy water out of my burning asshole every 45 minutes for 2 days

Time to dry out a bit... My body is not happy with me.

Have to disagree man, feels terrible, gonna be seeking help next week.

Your stomach is nuclear

>didn't poop for three days
>have a class of coke literally shit mountains
i have been constipated for months now even tho i workout and i just realised this what the fuck is wrong with my stomach and how do i fix it

>touch fuzzy
>get dizzy
I really need to clean out my fridge.

>didn't poop for three days
>have a glass of coke literally shit mountains
i have been constipated for months now even tho i workout and i just realised this what the fuck is wrong with my stomach and how do i fix it

Can confirm. Have ADHD, only huge doses of caffeine boost me. Otherwise it's drowsytown. I got these meds to help me concentrate, they're dextroamphetamines which are stimulants.

Thats really the worst feeling. I hate being a pussy about coffee. I get jittery and start flailing my arms like a crack head

Same thing happens to me. Im guessing its because all the sugar. Im not overweight Im 6' and 158lb.
I also get chestburns after drinkig more than a can of MoutainDew.