This is the ideal coffee-making setup

This is the ideal coffee-making setup.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

oops.

I do hate to admit it because it's so bad for the environment but my mom has a Tassimo and that little bitch makes an absolutely perfect cup of coffee in seconds. Not overly tannic or acidic or oily or gritty, just a perfect little cup. I love it.

Nice set up, but pods? No.

bump

you realize all coffee in a keurig is fucking stale right
it has to offgas c02 for a week after being ground before they can package it.
also bad for the environment
get a reuseable pod and grind your own coffee then it will be acceptable.

That is a shameful waste of countertop space.

what the hell's kahlua midnight and would i like it in a black russian

Coffee for people who are 1) too stupid to brew coffee 2) too lazy to figure out how a coffee press or even a machine designed for idiots works 3) too lazy to clean aforementioned device 4) wants to drink the same fucking thing for years 5) doesn't know where his recyclables go (these Keurig cups get "recycled" into an incinerator) 6) doesn't like coffee but wants to pretend he drinks it for good boy points with his peers.

I have a cup maybe once a week and even I'm not as big a pussy as a Keurig owner.

this is at an office or something, right?
if this is your home you should just kys

>doesn't know where his recyclables go
to be fair, most people don't
you're not actually supposed to throw "soiled" recycleables in the blue bin
you know how most paper or plastic waste is greasy or coated with food?
These all go into the incinerator.
They don't even recycle plastic lined coffee cups because they're too much of a hassle.
Lazy fucks.

I'm an autistic fuck who washes all recyclables before putting them in the bin. I don't take the labels off cans/bottles though.

>perfect little

Perfect is not little

>Keurig, for when you're so lazy, you'd rather let a company decide how good your drink should be.

I don't understand how they grew so fast. I just use a French press myself though.

>buy machine
>fill with water
>coffee in 60 seconds
>no cleanup
>i can afford a nice house and a nice car i should treat myself to easy coffee
that's how

it doesnt taste good though

if it didn't taste good they wouldn't have gotten as big as they did

>what is freeze dried coffee for 100pts

I like my pods. I wake up just in time to shower and go to work. No time to grind coffee and certainly not going to grind the night before. The packaging goes into a landfill where it will never really decompose but neither will anything else. Even organic shit is simply entombed.

The only thing I ever bought from Amazon that actually matched the reviews.

how much of a baby do you have to be for all your food to taste good at all times

its sustenance ya nu-male cuck

Compared to shitty office swill, it's probably better, but it's still shit
You don't need coffee to live

>INB4 house fire like Chris Chan

freeze dried is objectively better than stale pod