ITT: We collectively write Ready Player One - like nerd wank

docs.google.com/document/d/1DHCwztnHnvnSpi1zqvfM17nPq-tFPV-5tkmUDoc2PZE

If you're familiar with Ernest Cline best selling novel Ready Player One, you know that 75% of it is a shitty geek pandering masturbation. We're going one step further, trying to write a novel that's ONLY shitty geek pandering masturbation AND memes.

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These tend to be fun but I don't expect much to come out of this

bump

do we write it paragraph by paragraph or chapter by chapter?

bump

make the protagonist a nerdy anthropomorphic panda.

God damn, that has to be the most punchable face I've seen in a good while.

Line by line also we can edit other people's lines as we please.

doesn't that defeat the purpose if we can just change anyone's shit?

I don't know, you tell me.

Yes, i agree with this plan. If its in some sort of future, he could be a furry who went too far with body modification.

you wouldn't hit a man with glasses that thick would you?

ok, one thing i've noticed in the text so far is that several parts have been copy and pasted to repeat themselves once or twice. should we delete those or are we supposed to leave them?

Yeah, it would be good to clean it up a little.

i'll clean it up

You should also clean up the parts that are literally just Wikipedia articles.

I dunno if those should go just yet. They don't exactly line up with what we're supposed to be doing in the story and more so fall in line with Veeky Forums humor. i'll leave that up to OP

Good stuff so far, let's shoot an email to penguin and get this on print once we're done

Hypersphere 2 when?

OP here, I agree, no copypasting shit from wikipedia or this thread. We're trying to WRITE the most cringeworthy shit.

should we delete the thing on sexual assault then?

We should trim down all the explanations to the references. It's not part of the trope.

>10 pages
Ain't have no time to read this shit. Can somebody summarize the plot so far?

MC decides to become a trap, gets pregnant, and the baby takes revenge on him for being born.

first part is about harry jerking off to a corpse named harry.
then harry dies and other harry takes his place cause he wasn't really dead.
then hideo kojima arrives
minor diversion of attention to Veeky Forums memes, Pynchon and Joyce
return to present and harry talks about his trip to japan

that's where im at now, and that's page 5

Sounds like it's a Nobel prize material.

Please make his last name Haller

nice trips

It's really hard to understand what the fuck is even going on in this story anymore. It's devolving into fragments of stories centered around Veeky Forums memes.

I still like it though...

We'll need an editor in the future, for now let's have fun.

Has everyone stopped?

i think it's quiet right now.

I think it's died, I made a copy, I'll probably send it to Brandon Sanderson in tweets

It's 20 pages long now. When you started asking questions it was 17 pages.

I wrote two and a half those and I wrote
It seemed I was the only one doing anything for like an hour

>place cursor over paragraph ready to gurgitate words
>someone deletes the whole thing
why tho

It's to be expected, this is what happened with all of the other projects

masterpiece

it was funny before but you ruined it

Oh, so somebody saved it.

I'll unfuck it up then

you didn't have to do that, my value judgements are worthless for I am nothing but a monster

you are loved, user :)

loves not worth a damn if it can't be redeemed in handjob form

Truly mind-numbing. Good work

>copy and pasted the Molly bloom soliloquy into the doc
>now I can't edit
I'm sorry lads

It's a good idea to parody it, but probably not at the beginning. The MC should be introduced at the start, so everyone writing can use him without having to read 60+ pages.

only makes sense something written by Veeky Forums turns out to be an indecipherable mess of memes and inside jokes.

Jolly good effort mates.

Ha ha ha, no. Have you read Hypersphere?

you ruined it, you're gonna have to supply the 5 grand to get it (self)published now

I deleted it all desu.

I deleted you desu

Does anybody have a backup?

one sec

Ok, that's better.

...

I deleted it again desu.

fuck you

>tfw certain paragraphs were actually good but it;s now gone

It can be restored but theres no point until this kid goes to school/bed. Someone has become entirely lost though

what the fuck is that last sentence, Am I on shrooms?

Are you?

who can say?

It was during the charlie hebdo attacks when I first read Totalitarism in a Tundra. I thought I'd share.

What sentence?

>Someone has become entirely lost though

This is actually entertaining to read, the first few pages at least.

Anyone even still here lads? I'm just adding author's notes to the memes now.

yes I posted the Alex jones poem

Please add a TN note to the purple poem

this is good so far

Already the greatest novel of the century, quite possibly of the millenium too.

a veritable tour de force

Adding a paragraph here and there every few hours.

so has the story been edited to coherency yet?
also, can we please keep the name Infinite Jest 2, or should we save that for another project?

I managed to save the most recent version possible before it got vandalised.

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I deleted it again desu.

Genuinely curious, for what purpose?

don't even ask him.
just ignore the underage and he'll go away.

We shouldn't be allowed to delete any of this if its going to work.

if you can in most recent edits you can restore old versions

Everyone should have backups at this point tbhfamalam. I have.
Anyway, once we get to 300 pages (lol) we should find one person to edit it.

do you guys think we can get spielberg to direct this?

>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board
>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board
>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board
>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board
>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board
>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board
>he spends his time deleting shitpost novels on an anime image board

I thought about Quentin Tortelloni

>go to read anons work
>someone has deleted it and replaced it with culture of critique

I thought some was always lost when they delete it but you can get everything back. I found some stuff I though was lost yesterday which is nice.

these guys soon lose interest, dw it'll be back soon

Wes Anderson has already optioned it

I just wanted to say that from what I've already read it's the best thing Veeky Forums ever written.

is there anyway we can get this kid out of the doc? he's trying to be funny by deleting the text and replacing it with essays on judaism
cause jews lol! we're on Veeky Forums so we must get triggered by jews right?

new copy
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I just want to know what happens to Harry.

Do we have a new doc yet?

we're sticking to this one right now. anons are working hard to make copies of new text whenever it appears. my suggestion, write your stuff in a separate doc and copy paste it to the google one when your done so you don't lose progress.

OP here.
Is there a better tool for collab writing? Something to weed out the trolls?

you don't actually lose progress, I thought you did but it saves constantly so its alright

i'd say we set up a private doc
invite only for the next couple hours or so
work on it there and if the kid gets in and starts deleting shit, we'll have one or two back up saves.

google backs up the whole things constantly