He doesn't like his yolk runny

I like my eggs over medium, the yolk should have the consistency of school glue. It's kind of hard to hit that sweet spot though.

Fucking this.

Americans... is there anything they won't do?

>someone doesn't like what i like
>pointless vitriol to follow

You fags are tiresome.

Shit board culture and high functioning autism.

THIS

>actually eating toast
toast is a garnish.

For me, it's the crispy egg.

Satan?

Not at all.

>Makes his center the egg instead of wrapping the egg around everything else

Omelettes are vastly supeior to sunny side in every way.

What on earth is the appeal of a sunny side up egg anyways? I had one and it tasted awful. The egg whites taste like noting, and the only good part, the yellow is gooey and disgusting instead of rich and tender. Who the fuck would unironically eat this?

I do the same except without toast

How do you like your eggs?

Runny yolk always apart from in a sandwich.
Can't be bothered to deal with yolk dripping out of the bread all down me and shit.

Runny yolks or properly scrambled aka not over-cooked.

Maybe you should learn to cook and season your food

>he likes eating something that literally tastes and feels like snot

Just blow your nose into your toast, same difference.

Like any normal person. Scrambled or hard boil.

Seasoning doesn't change the consistency of the yolk retard. Its still an ooey-gooey mess on a plate.

>texturelets

>not eating your eggs medium for the superior flavor of easy, but without yolk going everywhere

>Toast

Is that a carb user? Why do you have a carb in your breakfast?

>not eating one slice of whole grain bread in the morning

Someone likes falling asleep by lunch

>Implying i'm going to have toast with an already ~2 egg meal.

Not of all of us stuff our face because we see food fatty. Thats what water is for.

This

This is the correct opinion.

Two eggs and two slices of toast isn't a large meal by any means unless you're a faggot who sits on his ass all day.

>Isn't a large meal
>35 g of protein
>46g of carb
>Probably douses his eggs in cheese and his toast in butter.

Yeah, to a fat person clearly.

g of protein
How the hell are you getting that much from two eggs and two slices of toast?

eggs have 6 grams of protein tardo

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that's gay

>He thinks I eat actual eggs
Ever heard of a Vegg? Course you haven't.

heh... your mom, bud

Why bother cooking it in the first place if you're just going to leave it so underdone? Might as well just break the eggs into a glass, and drink it.

100% this, every time.

The weird thing is that 2 containers of Vegg do in fact have 34g of protein, so I take it you actually eat that stuff.

Do you just automatically assume that when people say "eggs," they actually mean "eggs, except they're actually soy?"

Protein and carbs are essential to a healthy and delicious breakfast.

The yolk should be just hard enough to hold it's own shape. Soft yolks are the sign of low IQ.

That's egg perfection right there!

I'm too dumb to visualize this, post a webm

Going to start doing this

>Pardon me sir, is your yolk runny?
Yes
>Then you'd better go catch it!

This board needs better content

Why be mad at how other people like their eggs? Runny yolks are obviously superior for dipping purposes, but in what objective way does it detract from your quality of life if someone beside you likes their's over-hard?

If it does, maybe you should re-think your priorities?

You can almost call it egg-cellent

go for it mate

I'll cook you up some sketti tomorrow.

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I don't like greased eggs.

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How to do this without overdoing the yolk? I like it runny

You should only do that when you’re food poisoned and wants to puke

Yes, I approve of this post. Runny yolk is where it's at.

Preheat the pan like a motherfucker, use eggs straight from the fridge. That should do it.

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I've been eating 2 - 3 fried eggs over easy everyday for the past week. When should I expect my heart attack bros?

das it mane

>not eating inwards towards the yolk before eating the entire yolk in one bite

Probably when you're around 90 years old, surrounded by your great grandchildren and loved ones.

new banner, gookmoot

With numbers like those, you better not be lying to me.

Scrambled is the only good way to eat eggs

Good to see some fellow dunkboys on Veeky Forums

Yolks are best enjoyed when on toast. Gotta dunk that toast in the yolks.

>that first dunk when you puncture the outer skin of the yolk
Nothing compares to this kind of breakfast experience. I got my eggs, I got my toast, I got my fried black forest ham (shaved of course), I got my light drizzle of hot sauce, I got coffee on the right, I got freshly squeezed orange juice on the left.

triggered.

I'm about to cook some eggs bros

k it was really good just so you guys know

>wet eggs

>dry eggs

You wouldn't eat raw chicken

i'd try it if american chicken wasn't filthy and diseased
i.e. rare chicken and chicken sashimi are a thing in japan

Ladies and gentlemen, Darwinism.

ITT: retards

OP's way of eating eggs is the only right way. Or sunny side up on a sandwich like the grand slamwich at Denny's.
>That glorious first bite into the yoke which spills onto the rest of the sandwich providing flavor for your entire breakfast in convenient sandwich form.
Sprinkle a little bit of pepper and maybe a tiny amount of hot sauce and it's perfect kino breakfast and 4 am still drunk but starting to feel the hangover food.