Cooked food has more calories than uncooked food

>Cooked food has more calories than uncooked food
>By cooking my food to a blackened crisp I've saved at least 60% on my food bill by getting more calories into my food thus giving me more energy to sustain myself
Tell me Veeky Forums, why isn't this a bigger thing?

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this is why raw vegan is far superior

Tastes like bad chalk :(

I don't think you understand how calories work

If it tastes really bad I just douse it in mustard or ketchup. Maybe add a little more salt or slap it in a bun.

Because burning food reduces it's calories.

>Cooked food has more calories than uncooked food
It's the other way around m8

Is your gas bill included in your section 8 housing rent?

probably because raw chcken gives you food poisoning so if you eat it you will shit water for a week

My nutrition app doesn't have an entry for charcoal how can I even calculate this meal?

It doesn't have more calories. It has the same amount of calories, but it has more calories PER GRAM because you are removing water by cooking it, which will in turn reduce its weight and increase calories per gram.

Cooking is an irreversible reaction, which means that, given the 2nd law of thermodynamics, energy is lost through the cooking process, and the calorie count decreases.

Nice going, egghead.

>Cooking is an irreversible reaction
it can be reversed chemically, like those scientists who unboiled an egg

are you stupid or just ignorant

Cause you’re fucking up all the other nutrients. If you want calories go to McDonald’s.

Wrong. Mixing sugar in coffee is an irreversible process.

he's an idiot
this
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/cbic.201402427/abstract
is not what one would take 'unboiling an egg' to mean in the kitchen
unfortunately that phrase was used by one of the corresponding authors in a press release
news.uci.edu/2015/01/23/uci-fellow-chemists-find-a-way-to-unboil-eggs/

This is true. Once you turn gay you're gay forever.

Boil off the coffee into a separate flask.

Is this what people used to call troll logic?

All you've demonstrated is that you don't know how an irreversible rxn is defined.

Meaning you can eat more meaning it has more calories