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Hot nickel ball on my pussy please!

malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And it's being used for this nonsense instead of me eating it.

shame, OP.

>it's another "molten ball of fire is placed on top of something that literally melts at body temperature" video
>it still manages to be over a minute long

There's already a webm thread, you disgusting pile of smegma.

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it's close to bump limit dummy

Is there a place to get red pepper flakes other than having pizza delivered and relieving the delivery guy of his entire stash?

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A grocery store is generally a pretty good bet, though I have heard there are some ascetic cults that you could distill the sweat from and get similar effects.

Thanks, I'll have to do some searching to see which is cheaper in my area.

>It's only deliverable in Japan.

Why does that trigger me?
Not the fact that it's only deliverable in Japan, but the fact that they feel the need to say that, as if there's someone siting in fucking Italy going "Fuck I should order that... Oh, wait they only deliver it in Japan..."

Yeah you can buy it at the grocery store where all the spices are

I buy pic related

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I've found a new form of autism contained in this here user.

>inb4 user inb4's like 50 different things

>deconstructed.webm

malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat. And you eat it selfishly on your own instead of sharing videos of it for millions to enjoy

kys yourself

>Let's put bacon on it :^)

this meme is

just

what the actual fuck is going on, I feel like I'm high

Wait I get it now

This is actually really normal when it comes to decorating cakes and evening out the top for when you make something pretty.

Oh look, the fag is back again.

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Oh fuck.

Nothing personal, kid

Nice

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i think i know what's up and if shit happens then there will be repurcussions.

time will tell

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This made me laugh really hard but also cry a bit because it's one of my biggest fears

these things were most likely shit out on an automated assembly line and consist of artifical flavoring, food coloring, and high fructose corn syrup with xanthan gum for consistency

>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to king of the egg fortress
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes
>inb4 turkish salt man
>inb4 waitress inserting hotdog in vagina
>inb4 bulimic chick eating 20 burgers in one setting
>inb4 bee dough
>inb4 black tofu made in trash
>inb4 bartender cutting a huge icecube into a diamond
>inb4 barrel cooked chicken turns into literal ashes
>inb4 girl gazing into your soul as she cuts onions

You forgot:
Hotdog fitting perfectly into bicycle frame
Two shots of vodka
Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese

But otherwise good fucking effort

>Bear claws to toss

USE A FUCKING LADDLE. JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE.

>THROWS WATER ON STOVE

They got paid either way. Why would they care how its used?

>tries moving the pot around when it's on fire
lel
we really should be teaching cooking in more schools

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>two shots of vodka
This is my favrit maymay.

>malnourished children got paid pennies to harvest that cocoa in the blazing heat.

every time I order a double mocha frappuchino, I think of those poor little shits and toss a quarter into the donation cup.

>Numale makes exaggerated grilled cheese
Do you mean that scene from that movie? Why does that get so much flak? I haven't seen the movie, but since it's called "The Chef," I assumed the point of that scene was that being a chef has so consumed his life that he can't even make a simple fucking grilled cheese for his kid without going overboard.

Jesus Christ, Favreau, it's just a grilled cheese.

Yeah, I do believe that's the feeling the scene is supposed to evoke from you.

>nigger prepares food
>frozen tots, nigs can't cook
>specifies rotisserie chicken, most supermarkets specify their chicken as that, so no effort required
>loadsasalt
>put that shit in a skillet despite never cooking it in a skillet
>all those dressings and sauces so you never have to taste the store-bought shit beneath
>bigass slab of watermelon in final shot

This is truly the most racist webm ever.

Food education and availability is actually a serious problem in black communities/ghettos.

The destruction of the traditional family caused this. Moms or Dads saying "fuck it, bye" leads to the remaining parent never having time to cook, so all they get is McDicks and other shit.

It also works the other way, if both parents stay. Shit's so fucking expensive these days, both parents have to have jobs. So they get their kids McDicks or whatever because they're just too damn tired to cook properly.

It's fucking depressing.

>frozen tots
a bunch of widely known chefs and other ppl in the field including david chang, anthony bourdain and a bunch of others have stated tater tots are one of the few things that are better doing premade. for the time, effort and money you'll spend making them from scratch, it's just not worth it when you get something just as good premade

>good fucking effort
retard must not understand this is old pasta.

though im sure there are people that actually do that kinda of shit; that webm is obviously staged and meant for laughs.

How much would they get paid if nobody hired them to harvest cocoa?

Hmm, I always thought this since all the recipes i've found for them look like a buttload of work for an inferior product. Glad to see such luminaries as bourdain and chang confirm it.

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she has nice hands though

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You call that pussy sandwich a grilled cheese?

shouldnt the beschamel be poured over it and not spread on?

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What is this? Didn't really notice anything.

The joke is the camera operator gets distracted by her cleavage and fails to look up when she's showing the chocolate

checking if the smaller size looks particularly better

Ah, I guess I see now. Not exactly Alexandra Mammario though, is she?

This guy is a fucking faggot.

Fuck bongs are retarded.

That isn't a grilled cheese, it's croque monsieur. And a shitty one at that

The thing she's doing is called the "orgasmic biscuit". You take a chocolate biscuit like a Penguin and bit off the opposite corners. Then you use it as a straw to drink coffee or hot chocolate, and when the drink reaches your mouth you eat it whole drink-end first

>baked

thx bby

unlikely

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what is the first one?

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I was disappointed in this .webm. The thumbnail made me think it was a lunchable pizza, but the joke being that it's prepared all fancy. Heck, maybe I'll make that webm myself!

poptarts

did he died?

nah, they glued it back together and set it frree

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>how to waste an emu egg

>he doesn't enjoy tea
>he wants crust on his croque monsieur
>he doesn't understand the concept of layers

smdh user, you trashy af

>he questions maangchi
so not only are you tasteless, you're also immoral. shame on you user.

Does this prove 9/11 was an inside job?

My first thought too.

>bourdain and chang
>luminaries
being a celebrity does not make you an authority, user. neither of them are respected for their cooking, their respected for their business sense, media abilities, and for being nice insider bro guys.

Blame the Demiurge.

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I hope that's only some pulp

source?