Do you eat your Pizza Crust? If not then why must you be a man child?

Do you eat your Pizza Crust? If not then why must you be a man child?

I do but i'm a crust dipper, sue me

Sure I do. Pizza crust is great. I occasionally dip it in some chipotle mayo but 90% of the time I eat it as is.

>chipotle mayo

How fucking fat are you?

About 6', 187lb from playing hockey before reaching the end (for me) and going off to college.

Yes, but my mother doesn't.

Only if the crust is really soft, or really crunchy.
Anything in-between is shit.

Do you eat them for her or are you a bad son?

>About 6'

I used to not eat them but I have developed an appreciation for the crust in my adult years.
The best way to eat them is to leave a little portion of sauce and cheese on the edge then eat it along with the crust.

Do you eat chicken bones too, OP?

Depends on the crust. Hard and burned crust sucks.

I don't make/buy pizza with crust on it.

Homemade yes, takeout usually no because its never good enough

I have temporomandibular joint dysfunction. For this reason, I often don't eat the crust. It also doesn't taste as good as the rest of the pie so it's not a note I'm too eager to finish on.

Back when I was a pizza cook though, I always would spread extra sauce near the crust to make it more tasty.

shut the fuck up, retard

all pizza has a crust
whether or not it sticks out on the sides is a different matter

My jaw has been literally broken for years and it pops and cracks when I chew anything but I still eat the crust, pussy.

Of course I eat them, there's starving children in africa who would be happy to have that food!

>Do you eat your Pizza Crust? Mosy certainly
I enjoy pizza crust from nice places mainly for dipping into aged balsamic in olive oil and its fantastic
If not then why must you be a man child?

Im fed through a tube and i still eat kitty poopoos pussy

LITERAL kitty poopoos

Is there a meme I haven't detected?

>all pizza has a crust
Except that's wrong you fucking retard.

No, pizza bones are for dogs.

Nah just poopoos here dog
Nothing but poopoos

the crust is literally the base you knuckledragger

Yes.
I hate leaving food.