How do you get a chance to eat when your dog makes you eat last?

How do you get a chance to eat when your dog makes you eat last?

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>owning a dog

that's an ugly dog

>being so beta even your dog is an alpha
The alpha of the pack always eats first. Because you have to wait for your dog to finish, that makes you either a beta or even lower.

Eat the dog

(((Tasty)))

>pack

By eating your dog or training them properly

Dogs operate on a pack mentality, you drooling retard.

but you are not a dog, kid.

No, but your dog is. Dogs treat your family as their pack. Proven dog training is to establish yourself as their alpha.

Did you even take fifth grade English Comprehension?

you cannot think like a dog you can only think like a human.
stop your stupid.

>you can't do this thing that works
>following scientific observations and applying them to dog training doesn't work!
>professional dog trainers with high success rates are liars!!
I bet you're a cat person.

take your dog out for a walk and then go back into the house

>still implying that people can think on the level of a dog
take your otherkin ass back to plebbit.

the whole alpha beta thing was refuted by the dude who came up with the terms
wolves don't do it, dogs don't do it
if you're waiting for your dog to eat, you're just training him to eat food before you, not training him to think you're a beta

>you have to be a furry to train a dog
>you can't just speak firmly and establish dominance by scolding or punishing them when they misbehave
>you can't use positive and negative reinforcement to guide them to accepting you as their master
You have to be 18 years or older to post on this site, kid

Look at that cutie patootie. My pup at pizza with me for lunch today. Don't have a pic, though.

*ate*

It is an observed fact regardless. It has worked for dog trainers throughout history, and it has been documented by countless people that dogs have a pack mentality when approaching things. If they don't accept you as their superior, they won't accept commands or behave.

see

I own a dog and two cats. Picking a side or rejecting both sides is stupid. Owning a pet makes you a happier person.

wolves absolutely do have an alpha male in their pack. Dogs don't, i'll give you that but they still have an understanding of a dominance hierarchy which makes sense when you consider their ancestory

it's correlation, not causation
if you don't train your dog to listen to certain commands, they don't know what "sit" means
if they don't know what "sit" means, then they won't sit when you tell them to

It is observed that a coddled dog does not accept commands as well as a trained dog. If you teach a dog to sit, you've taught them that sitting means to sit. If you tell a dog to sit, whether or not they do it depend on if they accept your dominance.

>wolves absolutely do have an alpha male in their pack
They don't
It's a misconception perpetrated by people who don't know what they're talking about
Do some research
dogstardaily.com/blogs/man-who-cried-alpha
for instance
the guy who coined the term alpha later went on to say he was wrong

wolves don't have an alpha male. they have a father.

wolf packs are almost always just family units

Father still eats first. They accept that. If you aren't the father, you're a woman or a child.

>Owning a pet makes you a happier person

yeah, no duh
a coddled dog won't accept commands because it wasn't trained to listen to them
just because you taught your dog the concept of sit, doesn't mean you taught them the concept of listening to your orders
it's not because the dog thinks it's the alpha, it's because you didn't teach it right
dogs aren't humans, you have to teach them to listen, just like you have to teach them not to pee in the house
If dogs pee in the house, it's because you didn't teach them to hold their bladders or to get your attention when they have to go
or they just really had to go and you're a bad owner

Probably because the father does more of the work
Younger wolves and female wolves often do more herding than take down
A cursory glance at information about animals, not gleaned from reality TV shows about shitty owners and the pets they didn't bother to raise, would teach otherwise

Oh, holy shit. You're an urbanfag, aren't you?
>he literally has to pick up their poop
>he can't just teach them to poop in the woodline

>the concept of listening to your orders isn't dominance
>dominance isn't the basis of the alpha
Lad.

teaching your dog to poop outside isn't teaching your dog that only you can poop in the house
like I said, it's correlation, not causation
you're not teaching your dog that you're the alpha, you're teaching the dog how to live it's life
when you teach children how to use a toilet, you're not teaching them that they have to use a toilet or they'll get the belt, you're teaching them how to use a toilet

>dominance isn't the basis of the alpha
not what I'm implying
I'm literally saying that the alpha-beta model is outdated and based on nothing
there might be alphas in other species, and there definitely are, but not in wolves or dogs

Also, dogs might not follow orders for a number of reasons
If you've ever gone over someone elses house, and their dog acts up, it's not because they see themselves as higher or lower than you, it's because they are scared
I've been over a relatives house and their dog was absolutely afraid of me, would back into a corner and piss on the floor while barking at me
Had the model of alpha-beta been accurate, I could have easily ordered the dog to follow my commands, but it's just not that simple
Obviously the dog was just afraid of a stranger and didn't want them to be there
It wasn't marking it's territory, if anything it was being submissive, it was scared

Looks like someone needs to read a bit of Jack London's, "Call of the Wild" and "White Fang" or forever remain a feminized brainlet cat owner. Women own cats, men own dogs because we lead the pack. Women, dogs and domesticated wolves are subjugated to our authority. Deal with it and stop bitching about it.

>Jack London
>John Griffith "Jack" London (born John Griffith Chaney;[1] January 12, 1876 – November 22, 1916)[2][3][4][5] was an American novelist, journalist, and social activist. A pioneer in the world of commercial magazine fiction, he was one of the first writers to become a worldwide celebrity and earn a large fortune from writing. He was also an innovator in the genre that would later become known as science fiction
straight from wikipedia
So, not only was he a fiction writer, he was also a socialist SJW
"deal with it"

Huh

dog is for treat not eat

You can eat anything that you can digest, extract nutrients from, and not get sick/die from
I wouldn't eat a dog, but that's only because I'm not poor and I can afford food that has been bred for consumption

Also, dogs aren't domesticated wolves
they are related, but you can't expect a wolf to behave the same was as literally any dog that's bred to be with humans, even in captivity/domestication

>he was also a socialist SJW
So were Christ and Ghandi, what's your point? So was Joyce and Yeats, who were SJW. They'll be around long after your small bubble pops, lol!

In the artic, wolves were domesticated by native americans. Learn history, faggot.