*blocks your path*

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*relocates it's burgers*

Kek

*blocks your arteries*

Jesus christ, if I took her with the bayonet would that be classified as murder or whaling ?

>tfw no skinny gf to buy McDonald's for every day and watching her balloon into a landwhale

so big, yet so small

Dat's wat i'se talkin' 'bout rite hyar!

You wouldn't be able to pierce her blubber. I'm only half joking by the way.
One of my dormmates is an EMT and once told a story of a call involving some 500 pound landwhale who had tried to commit suicide via knife wound to the abdomen. She got a steak knife from her kitchen drawn and stabbed herself five times in the stomach before giving up and calling 911. She was literally so fat that there was no damage to her internal organs, just punctures in the subcutaneous layer.

Easy. Throw the thing a few burgers and some fries to distract it then get around it.

What is it about the phrase *blocks your path* that inspires so many people to reply

It proposes a chalenge, it invites the viewer to respond a solution to the problem shown

This is some sick shit, some of us might remember the woman so fat that she fused into her couch.

sprott.physics.wisc.edu/pickover/pc/fusewoman.html

This is sad stuff.

Did the fat block her fucking brain?
Killing yourself is easier than going on a diet? to top everything off, a failed suicide.

no wonder people make American fat jokes

Nice try.

Perhaps some people have mental issues and then people who love them enable them. Hence the woman fused to a couch.

What great nation are you from where there are no problems and women fart pixie dust and rainbows?

Ooh baby, I hope you didn't take a shower last night after I creampied you in that big mac sauce lubed pussyhole. I want another facefull.

Just think inside that behemoth is a normal girl sized skeleton.

FPBP

Sauce?

That's ridiculous. Everyone knows women don't fart or poop irl. All those fetish porn videos are fake. Also, there are no girls on the internet.

Why does this make me hard?

*jogs at a brisk pace around her*

Bigcutie Ash

I'm a woman and this meme needs to die

Don't be silly, user. You wouldn't be jogging, you'd be sucked into her gravitational pull.

I swear, Veeky Forums is going to slowly turn into this place where people come to fap to SSBBW, and it will somehow be better than fastfoodposting.

Bitch I dneed a pokéflute to bypass this bitch.

Veeky Forums has already devolved into this stage.

I don't want to fap to it, I just like watching fat people ruin themselves. It's just so disgusting and a shitty thing to be entertained by, but what can you do. I just can't look away from the train wreck that they are.

I'd say evolved.

Are those her boobs???

her pussy has got to fucking STINK dude

masterful

why?

Because she's so fat that she can't get up to wash herself and she likely has snacks hidden away in her folds of fat.

id fuck her right in the pussy if you understand what im trying to say

hahahaha try finding it through all of those folds and hidden snacks.

What the other poster said, plus, it pokes fun to the role playing that is/was done by furries, edgelords and the like from sites like deviantart or forums. Basically, a meme.

>I'm a woman (male)

I rather someone think I am a male than most everyone on this site telling me, TITS OR GTFO!!

You really needed to know why?

>I'm a woman and
No you're not

*blocks your airport runway

Is it so hard to comprehend that women come to this site and even posts here?

Tits or gtfo

Rule exists because otherwise attention whore females will intentionally derail all intellectually merit-based threads with implied sex or romantic affection. This is ultimately boring and there are many other sites dedicated to this, as well as several designated boards on this one. The default assumption that all posters are of one gender is the only way to maintain a semblance of an anonymous, meritocratic, democratic site culture. On predominantly female sites, I am female by default. Suck it up.

No, it's not. But every time a chick chimes in with I'M A WOMAN AND, it seems like they have no credibility or facts other than they're a woman and that's that.

Its not hard to accept women browse here. Its a protection from attention whoring. On a site where you are supposed to be anonymous, any defining feature will be used against you. You want to play the pussy game on an anonymous image board, go to /soc/ or reddit. The only thing that matters here is what your typing, not how many holes you have.

Obvious samefagging.

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But making stupid baseless claims that there are no girls on the internet is sexist and immature.

When will guys just finally accept that women are equals

Tits or gtfo, femfag

I extend my formal declaration of equality to you. You are now anonymous (male).