Laying in bed

>laying in bed
>hear your neighbor's microwave start beeping
>hear them open and close the door
>wonder what they're making
>hear them put it back in for a bit longer
>mfw

Great thread. Gold star.

Do you have curtains instead of walls?

>microwaving some eggrolls
>hear autist neighbor next door turn of his c-pap machine when the microwave beeps
>wondering what cruel trick god must be playing on that degenerate, and what he has done to deserve such a retched existence
>put eggrolls back in for a bit longer
>mfw

Don't be absurd, of course I have walls

by neighbor do you mean roommate?

Maybe they are stiring it and finishing the heating process like on the back of the box?

I knew that...

>laying in bed
>hear neighbor fucking his 3/10 gf
>she does make some hot noises
>start pounding off loudly with plenty of lube to make that flapflapflap sound
>grunt like a goddamn pornstar
>hear them stop
>hear them get into a fight over it
>smile at neighbor every time I see him
>mfw

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didn't you know that walls are mostly made out of cupboard in the us?

>cupboard
the fuck is wrong with you americans

devilish

>about 5 years ago
>having a weird dream
>I'm in the arctic, surrounded by seals, and they're bullying me
>they keep arfing at me while I'm trying to sleep
>I'm screaming at them, literally crying, and the keep barking at me
>ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
>wake up
>the window is open
>I can hear the upstairs neighbor fucking his girlfriend from the window and she's moaning like a pornstar
>sneak upstairs and leave a congratulatory post-it note on their door

OP is chinese

Not having storage space instead of walls

>believing this meme
At the very worst, it's drywall drilled onto the frame on the interior. Most dorms and apartments tend to have a filled or insulated bit between the drywall. Some don't, which is why sound bleeds through.

I tend to always use insulation, albeit cheaper stuff for the interior than the ones for the exterior walls.

what in the fuck is that?

European apartment complex. $1200 a month plus room service tip

How are you supposed to fap in this thing?

>doing something other than sleeping in a sleep pod
disgusting

How much soy do you injest on a daily basis?

Thanks for this post


I hope it's true.

nice

I laughed while on the toilet. I bet it's pasta. Not your post. Your neighbors food.

>hear the neighbor lady who lives below scream in horror as she finds her husband fucking their 9 year old daughter

>mfw I'm that neighbor
Their kids, who I suspect are mentally retarded bang the wall in the evenings waking me up so it evens out.

Why haven't facebook frog posters been banned yet?
Genuine question so don't respond with some faggot smartass answer.

Cause they're not gay, unlike you.

this thread made me burst out laughing

Pretty gay answer tbqh

A pod hotel

BASED

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Funny story. Thanks for sharing.

Fuck you. Bad post.