Oh what do i do with this

>oh what do i do with this
>oh i know ill just toss it in a pan with oil and some shit

>A chef serves the judges undercooked puff pastry

This happens way too much

Im sorry user your shit was just fucked, that why we had to chop you

>chops you because babby no likey red onion

>sweet thing
>TIME TO MAKE ICECREAM

>I look down at my dish and then I realize...I forgot the shnargal-flauffen

>attractive female chef
>"I'm going to show them I'm not just a pretty face."

>attempts to use ice cream maker
>drools on self and consumes their own faeces instead

This.
>"perfect presentation."
>"great use of the mystery basket ingredients, each really shines through."
>"very unique and original creation."
>three micro-sized slices of red onion on the top of dish
>"RED ONION IS DISGUSTING! I HATE RAW RED ONION! IT COMPLETELY RUINS THIS ENTIRE DISH! YOU'RE ALREADY CHOPPED, FAGGOT!"
I hate the guy. What a wuss.

Way fucking better than that hispanic judge who considers hispanics making food other than hispanic food to be a negative point.

>chops you for cultural appropriation

Not enough spice for me

I want just one time, for a live cat to be in the basket as a prank.

>"Your dish was some of the best food I've ever eaten."
>"But, I got one olive less than white judge mcdudefucker, so I'm gonna have to chop your dick off."

There's one episode where the dude knew exactly how to pander to each judge that was fucking hilarious.

>I think the dish needed a bit more acid
EVERY TIME

>deconstructed
>bread pudding

I'd love an episode where the ingredients were spring-loaded in the baskets for every round. I'm talking mega spring-loaded here. And just for funsies, cram some doves in there too so they come flying out with the ingredients when the baskets are opened.

>cleans her plate
>oh, uh, are you guys not hungry? ill eat it

In your basket you will find:
Striped Gruber Pods
Crystallized Wicket Snaps
Black Licorice Jam
and Kiwi

Remember, today's theme is Southwestern BBQ

Hi chefs, today chefs I have prepared for you chefs:
Glazed Gruber pod saffron paste over fried BBQ wicket snaps
with a black licorice and kiwi glaze

I remember when i competed on this show and won. All i did was shit on the plate and call my dish "le brown man". The judges are legally bound to finish what i served thrm.

that guy is such a fag

>Wait I know I'll make icecream infused with *ingredient*

>>unattractive female chef
>>"I'm going to show them I'm not just a pretty face."

I like her.

I hate her

>take a meat tenderizer and smash my opponents dish.
>drop kick the cameraman
>scream "PEE PEE POO POO" at the top of my lungs at the judges
>spin around like a mad man with knives in each hand

I'm ambivalent about her.

She reminds me of my friend's exgirlfriend that was only tolerable to be around when she was heavily medicated

>you will never cook a meal for alex only for her to tell you how terrible it is

it hurts, lads

>tfw no alex mommy to make me food

>your presentation was sloppy

>But it had the flavor there.

>you had a tough childhood and now you're a chef? me too bro

This but with katy perrys firework playing in the background

She is getting dicked by Conant on the regular, right?

Which episode?

>female chef
>always a fucking dyke.

True cookfu coming through

>hmm what a complex basket. Not sure what to do with these
>Hmm i know!

Chef why have you presented us with a gummy bear, preserved duck egg and sweet potato hash?

i hate this faggot

i fucking hate this show

I hate fucking this show

You know how I know you're lying? You're not allowed to use your own ingredients. Some chocolate maker brought cocoa nibs with him in his pocket and was disqualified for sprinkling them on his dish.

POO

Maneet uses a toilet and a bidet. She's pure.

I show this hate fucking