Your favorite meal

peanut butter on soft white bread and a tall glass of whole milk

Human flesh.

>chicken corn chorizo chowder
my man

Southern now with smoked ribs & chicken, mac and cheese, coleslaw, cornbread, etc

I genuinely don't have a deep dark secret. I often wish my mother in law would drop dead and I worry that I won't be able to conceal my delight when she croaks. I guess that counts.

Southern bbq. Fucking autocorrect

about once a year i sneak a bottle of Moet into KFC and eat alone, sipping champs out of a coffee mug and eating fried chicken until i am ready to die. Nobody has ever noticed.

My deepest, darkest secret: I catfish girls on omegle to see their tits.

Hawaiian pizza and beer.

I don’t really hae secrets but I guess I still haven’t told my parents I became an atheist about 7 years ago.

fries with cheddar and bacon

i have self steem issues and i want to dress like a cute girl

Extra Large cheese pizza, with 20+ kids of dipping sauces

Im a closet Liberal

Just want to say there's nothing wrong with you user. Dressing like a girl is fun. Guy clothes are boring.

Steamed mussels in chilli tomato sauce

Sometimes i like watching girls give horses handjobs

a good roast, potatoes, veggies. I'm simple like that.

I once staged an armed raid on a tweaker's house and stole drugs.

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>with 20+ kids

the extra spicy kebab from the fast food/pizza shop down the corner.

I think my mother is showing early symptoms of Alzheimer's, and I'm not gonna do anything about it.

anything sweet

i want my grandparent to die already.

>I’m a closet liberal
I too believe that a socialist democracy is objectively the best and most ethical form of government, and those who disagree are either ignorant or the malevolent parasites who stand to gain from the continuation of the current oppressive system.

The only thing that spoils round here is the milk.

>i want my grandparent to die already.
what does this have to do with sugary foods user

Chicken Curry
I'm secretly a dog

>I'm an social liberal but an economic conservative

BBQ brisket, cornbread, beans, mashed potatoes, mac n cheese, coleslaw all simultaniously.

I sexually assaulted somebody the first time I got drunk off liquor and almost fucked up my entire life but she forgave me for the time being.
Also I once sent my ex gf a snapchat video of my cat drinking from my piss stream on accident. I lied and told her it was a prank and she believed me.

>Vepřo knedlo zelo
This sounds really good. Do you have a recipe?

Home made gyros
I jerk off to giantess porn

Grilled mackerel fillet. with white rice

I can't see women as human beings. I've tried, trust me. But I just can't respect them the same.

Red pepper naan and tea.

Legaly fucked a 14yo boy (thanks age of consent) who said online he wanted to fuck me. He knew me from almost year. We still ironicaly insult each other, share yaoi and shota pics or play tf2 together.

That's sad. Do you have any women friends?

That's probably the most degenerate thing in this thread

Burmese food in general

I molested one of my friends when we’re both 7.

Pulled pork sandwiches and condensed milk with some crackers as dessert

i stole a bag of chocolate coins when i was 8

I don't have a single favorite meal. I crave specific meals relatively frequently, but I can't really rank them effectively. In no particular order:
*Pulled pork, KC or Memphis-style sauce, fixins
*Papti Chaat, Chicken Tikka Masala with naan
*Sushi
*Pad Thai, yellow curry

>secret: derailed a train when i was a young lad

>derailed a train
not to derail the thread , but how?

I like a good lobster bisque

>secret: I work in a grocery store and rub produce on my balls, then jerk at home thinking about hot girls eating food that has touched my balls

basically just small rocks, lined up along both sides of the track. I was not trying to derail the train, but I was trying to crush rocks and pennies. there were so many rocks lined up, that when they were crushed into powder by the wheels, they lifted the wheels up and off the rails.

This happened in the 80s, when I was in the 2n or 3rd grade, and no one was hurt thankfully. I did not get in any trouble, as the railroad people never found out who did it.

Gets a little less sexy when you think about people feeding it to their children. Stop being a gross pervert

>Spinach & paneer curry
>I've been having a 5 month affair with a girl at work

>Gets a little less sexy when you think about people feeding it to their children.
maybe for you

Honestly, as trashy as it is, poutine. I'm a fan of food that can be adapted in tons of different ways, in general. Though I guess if you're creative enough, that's everything.

I am deeply unhappy in my current relationship, have been got years after trying everything under the sun to fix it, and I'm starting to develop a small crush on my boss at my new job.

*For years

Stupid autocorrect

I’ll pray karma arrives swiftly for you.

How old were you?

Did a woman abuse you as a kid? Just curious. I'm a woman who struggles with similar issues due to constant abuse by the women in my family.

Seriouseats' Peruvian Grilled Chicken sandwiches.

The only reason I want to live alone is so that when I eventually kill myself, nobody will be hurt by it

>Play TF2
Gay as fuck

Goulash.

I truly wish that people with skin dark like shit disappear for good.

Popeyes spicy chicken tenders
my dick doesn't work but I've told everyone I've had sex with 5 girls really I've just gotten to the part where my dick doesn't work 5 times

Are you a femanon?

Steak au poivre

>I can't get off to anything except ass-tearing monster porn anymore. Sometimes I think about being literally fucked to death and I'm kind of depressed that it's the only thing that gets me going anymore

They got pills for that, guy. It's really not that big a deal anymore. Just go see your doctor

(Amerifat) - It used to be General Tsao's Chicken until I found out I have Celiac's Disease. Now I can't go to any restaurant without thinking a waiter is plotting to kill me because of fad-dieters.

Tuna and avacado sandwich

I gave a plate of frosted cookies to my college RA that had my cum mixed into the frosting and watched him eat them. To this day, he hasn't found out.

chinese takeout chicken with mixed vegetables

im gay and a virgin

Oh I forgot my darkest secret. Um...

I don't want to die naturally. I want to kill myself when I find out I'm too debilitated or too old to take care of myself. The ol' Kavorkian scarf just like my idol Robin Williams.

Lasagne with bacon wrapped asparagus and Dauphinoise potatoes

I was directly responsible for a girls attempted suicide and the only girls I have ever slept with have been my friend's partners.

Neither of those secrets are luckily not connected.

Sesame chicken and lightly battered jumbo shrimp on a small bed of chopped onion served with spicy sauce.

Oh, and my secret is that I've swindled dozens of people out of around 100k by now. Usually on expensive gifts and such.

Poutine
I'm into fluffy abuse.

Are you sure your favorite food isn't word salad?

Also I don't agree with your politics at all, but will refrain from telling you what I think in order to prevent you from digging your heels in deeper.

Favorite meal: coq au vin and mashed potatoes, or haggis, neeps and tatties with Irn Bru.

I am deeply, deeply attracted to fat girls, and I also have farts and scat as a fetish.

My homemade pizza

I ruined my chance at a happy life with a solid 8/10 woman (9/10 if we count her looks) because she lied to me about her divorce (she was embarressed to be divorced so young) and due to certain events in my life I was incredibly mentally ill and saw her as someone who was trying to hurt and use me to cheat on what I believed to be her husband. If for some reason you are reasing this Claire, I am so sorry for what I did to you. You were a better friend than I deserved.

Wood grilled chicken with dried tomatoes and any sort of creamy cheese.

I've loosened the nuts slightly off one wheel to neighbors who have pissed me off, they don't make it far.

you are all beautiful people >:D

Only 19.

No particular favourite, but I'm very fond of chicken and rice dishes of all varieties.

I masturbate almost exclusively to simulated snuff porn. That's probably the only thing I wouldn't admit to anyone and it makes me sick to think about.

I came really close to killing myself one afternoon when I was about 20 or so.

I even had a last meal.

I went to McDonald's and got a double quarter pounder, 4 nuggets, and small fries. I don't think I finished the fries.

I got on the bus listening to Bathory's Call from the Grave while crying silently. I got off the bus and walked down to the railroad tracks. I decided not to step in front of the train at the last minute and just mooned the Amtrak passengers.

I went to work that day happier than ever and never told anyone.

Thanks for sharing user. I'm glad you're still here.

This incredible döner plate from the little fast food place next to the Segner square bus station of my hometown of Debrecen.

I do not care about anyone. Not about my mother, father, brother or grandparents. I say to myself, (and occasionally, to them) that it's because of how awful they are as people, (except for my grandparents, they've never done anything evil that I know of) but really, I don't think I could care given any set of circumstances.

Hot wings and seasoned fries

I'm like 95% sure i'm gay

Thank you. I was on anti-depressants for a while but stopped. I don't think about suicide anymore. I would love to cook you something, user. What would you like?

Ribeye steak fried in butter and some thick cut fries

I pretty much raped a girl who was really drunk when I was 21.

Yes. Sorry for the very late reply.

I really like this thread btw. Thank you all for sharing.

I'm an idiot and half asleep and I meant to reply to you with
Sorry about that.

Tried as well did the short drop hanging thing and kinda came to and ripped it off my neck

T-bone steak well done with ketchup

>Bathory's Call from the Grave
>>>not listening to A Fine Day To Die

weakest song on the album desu

Perfectly seasoned grilled-octopus, and anything served in gastronomic French restaurants. also love homemade pie/tarte/desert

I hate niggers

>closet liberal
>eats kids

Colour me surprised

good thing I only eat packaged food

>secretly Mozart
I'll fuck a bitch in your name, meine kameraden.

Indian curry and briyani

I start company wars on /co/ and /tv/ for fun

i feed my cat my earwax. its such a nice bonding experience

I like pineapples on my pizza

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A burger with a nice, T H I C C beef patty

I have a shoe fetish that's completely taken over my libido, I practically have no regular heterosexual urges anymore

Chicken strips.

I'm dating a girl with a 1 year old that isn't mine, but looks like me, blond hair, blue eyes, white. Not much of a secret anymore since my mom saw the kid. I'd slept with this girl before, mom might think it's legit mine.

Hungarian beef tripe stew with boiled potatoes

I hacked the facebook of almost a 100 girls, some of them my friends, to download their nude pictures and sex tapes

Chile con carne, red rice and beans.

I sexually assaulted my little sister. That's all folks.