The perfect snack doesn't ex-

>the perfect snack doesn't ex-

While peppers are rather good, I'd rather have pickles because they have less carbs and are lower in calories than peppers.

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I can imagine these tasting good, but how do they know what my imagination is tasting them like?

order papa Johns and find out brao ze dong

They don't exist anymore though.

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love peppers, and i love pickles
but pickled peppers are gross tbph

eww unsalted and taste fucking rancid.

Wolf turds?

Those are awesome, but eating too many gives me awful heartburn.

lmao what a little bitch hahaha

Fuck these things

>buy a jar on impulse (I'll keep them in the fridge for next time I eat pizza or chili or something)
>eat a few before putting them away
>fast forward 12 hours the jar is empty, I have explosive diarrhea and I can feel the water retaining in my face and hands from eating like 10x my daily salt intake at once

They're just so good

Yummy, lol.

>t. skinnyfat loser
You should try keto some time, user.

>keto

I'm able to eat healthy without fad diets, thanks. I never got fat in the first place, unlike every single person I've ever known to be on keto

Have fun avoiding a billion types of food and ballooning back up to being a fat fuck when you inevitably fall off the wagon desu

I eat more variety on keto than I ever did off it, user. I still have vegetables, too.
>he doesn't want to burn that dadbod into a chiseled godbod with combination keto and exercise
Fatass.

so... salty

my nose is sweating just thinking of them

How are pickled pepper gross? You're a fool.

just don't like em
i'd rather eat a pickled egg, and they are gross too

Pickles are high in sodium though

Drink more water.

reminds me once I ate a 2 lb jar of pickled jalapenos. they were spicy as fuck going down.
can you imagine my next morning? holy fuck

>he is so weak that jalapenos cause discomfort when going out
Lad. Your digestive tract is like little baby.

Not snacking like god intended

>goid snack for lunch
>painful shits in the evening
Was worth it

pine nuts are for numales