Water or WATER?

Water or WATER?

semen

water fasting sucks

not if you're in ketosis
i don't even feel hungry anymore
i eat just because i think i should

Why is she drinking water like that ? Is she fresh out of the closet or?

I wish that was my cock, if you get my meaning.

ketosis when?

ketosis who, i mean, what?

been over 50 hours and im starving. i told myself i'd go 2 weeks but there's a culver's right down the road

50 hrs fasting?
just don't eat any carbs for two or three days and you'll be in ketosis
then you can intermittent fast every couple of days
it's supper easy, just don't eat carbs

You want her to crush your cock?

Sauce?

You don't?

Is she literally retarded? Nobody fucking drinks from a bottle like that.

Now that the children have given their opinion, what do the adults think?

>ketosis
quit your act of stupid.
that is unhealthy.

>Go to Las vegas with friends
>We're walking the strip in the summer and theres several water vendors selling bottled water due to the heat
>This one asian lady is going nuts shaking her bottles and making a spectacle to grab peoples attention
>She keeps saying "WATA" but in a weirdly sing-song pattern that gets stuck in your head
>"WATA WATA, WAAATA WATA, WATA, WAAATA WAAAAAATA TA WAATA WATA-"
>This keeps going as we walk past New york all the way to luxor
>This woman is so loud we can literally hear her from all the way on the other side of the strip still
>Go into the Venetian
>We swear we still hear her but now we don't know if we actually hear her, or if its just forever stuck in our heads now
>Go back to the hotels that night
>Try to sleep
>Can't sleep because "WATA WATA WAAAATA" is stuck in my head.
>Next day we leave for the airport, say our goodbyes etc.
>As we get to the terminal
>WATA WATA WAAAAATA WATA WATA
>The same fucking lady is there selling water and snacks now
>Forced to think of WATA the whole way home
>

Sips

god damn it, she is 100% my type. god i wish i could find a job already so that i can afford dating. I feel so alone and poor.

this but unironically

god i wish that were me

WEW

>afford dating
planned parenthood gives rubbers for free, kid.

eating out user. and I could barely afford to cook for myself so that is not an option either.

>seeing a girl without the intent to marry them
why even bother then?

WATER 者衣り

this was me 5 years ago. good luck user.

do you still have the bandanna?

Ye

IT'S NOT WATER IT'S WARTER