Shopping with DinoTendies

Today we buy some tasty snacks

why are the aisles so wide?

oh no

kek looks like food bank i used to volunteer at

Is that a UGO?

50 cents each

americans are wide

so the americans can fit through

i live in texas.
that's not regular spacing.

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>columns in the middle of the aisle

What special needs retard fucking laid this store out?

Buy some real food dude

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So this is where you buy the massive bags of cheez whiz?

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>bags of cheez whiz

Where the fuck do you live?

WTF is this store?

quick google search tells me daytona beach florida
op is shopping at a charity store

is this like a discount clearance store?
seems nice and quiet and fully stocked

>can’t put food on shelves
>throw it in fucking shopping carts
Do you live in the sticks or the ghetto

why are they selling poisonous processed crap at the charity store? don't those people have enough trouble already?

Well yeah. I've been wondering for months.

probably because that's what's been donated to them

welfare rate control.

Seems like a good place to get low priced food

No we will go there later or in the morning since they close soon

the bag ties the place together.

"""food"""

Fancy plates only 25 cents

>Endorsed food

are you hispanic by chance?
that thumb...

>poor people would be infinitely better off
see

>that skin color

la creatura....

Is DinoTendies a long-form performance art piece or something

>a shit emoji on a plate
I am not sure if I want to high-five or open hand whoever designed and approved that.

>new DT thread
its only been like what a week sempai

With all of those you can make a stay puft dino tendie.

56%

57% actually

It's probably early the morning and the rampaging niggers aren't awake yet. They're all drunk or drugged out or both.

marshmellow snowman?

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It's marshmallow you savage nigger.

>dares him to share
>he does
absolute mad dino

>(you)

huh that seems tasty

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a sip and stick deal?

this place is like heaven

For fuck's sake, the quality of the new knowledge accrued on Veeky Forums is questionable.

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I'm horrified yet intrigued. Also, why would you wear a sweater in fucking Florida? It doesn't make sense? Dino please explain this.

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oh man those organic pop tarts are good this place had them for 50c once

I regret nothing

Sorry I can't participate in a thread started by a person of color Hispanic or black etc since I am white and this is my white safe space. Thank you very much for trying though

I would like you to have a nice day and also refrain from making future posts on Veeky Forums. GOOD LUCK :)

>dat timestamp
Oh shit this is legit. Also, I want to know why a sweater?

enjoy your cake, pizza and gravy dude, are you going to eat anything else? when was the last time you had something fresh?

Nigger

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>Thank you for your donation.
Is this a shop..?

Get the $1 steaks that ja/ck/ got.

and now the real ghetto shit begins

see

>even the stores in DinoTendies threads are surreal as fuck

Are you some sort of time traveler or from an alternate universe? What the fuck is this shit?

>t. privileged rich boy

Best of luck on your journey! No hard feelings

>Florida
not surprising

oh shit user, were you hit by that bitch-ass hurricane?

Man it's been such a long time since I've been to a discount grocery store
all those expired food at low prices helped me during college

Did you just assume my privilege?

Its cold and windy

I think the profits are donated

>almost 70 degrees
>cold and windy

Dude...

Its winter here and im delicate

It slowed down a lot but the river overflowed and flooded a lot of homes

Holy fuck, I live about 50 miles from DinoTendies.

"smokin hot" is synonymous with cheese products in my mind. i am guessing these butterfingers are chocolate covered peanutbutter-smoked cheddar-hot chili and not sweet at all.

definitely monitoring this thread

Fair enough. Off topic, but how do you feel about your local superhero, FloridaMan? And why do I get the feeling you might be him?

Your dolee dippers madam

they're on sale, yo. 4 boxes of cake for a dollar?

This place looks like what I imagine USSR grocery stores looked like

>DT is Floridaman
it all makes sense

Did you score Kathy's digits?

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>dolee
clearly says dolce.

>I am not sure if I want to high-five or open hand whoever designed and approved that.

that's definitely worth a high-five

>USSR grocery stores

I unironically love chocolate covered bananas.

They are really great when you get them fresh from a food truck at the county fair. I'm fairly gluttonous and I remember being 8-10 years old and my parents let me eat 5 chocolate covered bananas. Best day ever.

If it wasn't for the chink runes I'd say that was a venezuelan store

Y-you too

What did Kathy look like?

Have you guys really not seen super discount groceries like this before? I live in VA and we have a regional chain that looks almost identical to the pics OP has been posting. Most of the stuff they have is absolute garbage but it's worth going in to browse every once in a while because you never know what you'll find. Sometimes it's nothing but taco shells, sometimes they have huge cases of organic kombucha for ten cents a bottle.

Did you get a new mirror yet?

>Have you guys really not seen super discount groceries like this before?
no.

Go back there and try again. Tell her you forgot something and go get some more turkey gravy, and then admit you just had to see her again.

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She works at a charity store ffs. Get a pity fuck DT.

get some canned seafood like the smoked oyster/clams

>tfw tendies is also floridian
proud of you buddy

Tendies I wish you shared more about yourself with us but I am glad to see you preparing us a decent meal.

I would only live in Florida for the large, grass-fed, free range key limes.