Cannibalism

i don't think they get paid for it but i don't know for sure

I thought about that.
I was thinking I would crush it up with mortar and pestle then just mix it with some bbq sauce and sprinkle it into some food over the course of a week or so.
If I get sick I could just eat smaller portions.

My body is going to science when I die and I don't remember getting any money for it.

>I don't remember getting any money for it.
You're not unless you've got some specific genetic rarity that would make your body a scientific oddity to be studied.

I read a book about a con artist and one of the things he did was sell his body to science. They would tattoo a barcode at the bottom of his foot to label him but he would get the tattoo lasered off so he could sell his body to science again later. I don't know how true that is but I've assumed you got money for doing that since reading it.

just send him an e mail saying that your dog ate it and you are worried if its toxic and should take him to the vet

What would be the best way to cook a finger bone?

Good idea.

It will be extremely painful for your brain

How so?

those delicious prions

>Cannibalism has also been implicated as a transmission mechanism for abnormal prions, causing the disease known as kuru, once found primarily among women and children of the Fore people in Papua New Guinea.[19] While the men of the tribe ate the body of the deceased and rarely contracted the disease, the women and children, who ate the less desirable body parts, including the brain, were eight times more likely than men to contract kuru from infected tissue.

I feel like this is anti-cannibal propaganda

kuru is from eating organs.

Then I shouldn't get mad human disease by eating a finger bone.

Have you ever met anyone with kuru? Me neither. I bet it doesn't even exit.

Those bodies are used as teaching cadavers in medical school for the most part. Once the body gets too ripe or they run out of things to do with it, they parcel out the skeleton. I mean, there's only so many times you can examine a human skeleton before there's not much more to learn about it. If there aren't any extenuating circumstances, that 1001st skeleton won't tell you anything new that the 1000th didn't.

>Prepare a solution of hydrogen peroxide and water. Soak the bones in this solution for up to three days to bleach them.
mmmmmmm tasty

They usually cover cremation cost for any returned parts.

Have fun going to the emergency ward after you get poisoned by all the chemicals they use. Also, heads up, you're more likely to contract illnesses from eating human tissue.

It will have been completely stripped clean/polished/possibly covered in toxic preservation materials.

But you could make a human stock out of it.

It's only illegal when you get caught.

yea, but is it technically illegal?

But.. Mr Macabre
radiohorrorhosts.com/macabre.html

Depends on the jurisdiction. In some places it's illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket but does anyone enforce it. I've never heard anyone nailed for jaywalking either, people just cross streets when and where possible. Maybe it's technicially illegal but who cares?

I wouldn’t call you a cannibal. Basically you’re eating calcium. Who’s to say we haven’t already eaten calcium that once existed in a human body? For me to consider you a cannibal, you would have to eat flesh or organ meat. Even drinking blood wouldn’t qualify in my books.

If everyone who jaywalked was busted for it then the court system would be flooded.

its grave robbing in a lot of countries legit human bones/skeletons are not cheap

Like something from Shelly's Frankenstein.

What if I ate a whole skeleton?

this is neat
archive.org/details/Macabre_35

How does one go about donating their body?

I wouldn't.

reuters.com/investigates/special-report/usa-bodies-brokers/

>archive.org/details/Macabre_35
Heck yeah. I love this OTR stuff.

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You're dead, why would you care about your body?

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Because we're not savages and we don't eat each other.

not yet anyway

Nah, that's 100% bullshit. Tattoos on the bottom of the feet wear off in a couple months at most unless you're a bed-bound 600+lb fag

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god tier horror

Thanks, I'll check that out.

It only takes me a day or two to acclimate to hot sand and gravel during the summer. Our feet are pretty resiliant.

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Check that one out.

Thank you so much. This looks amazing

I like listening to these late at nite when just chilling out.

Ironically, these help me sleep.

Same, I know what you mean.

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