I promised I would cook a meal for everyone when I agreed to let my wife meet with a few black guys tomorrow night...

I promised I would cook a meal for everyone when I agreed to let my wife meet with a few black guys tomorrow night, but now I’m having seconds thoughts and want to back out. She is getting angry and threatening divorce if I don’t let her and sees already given them our address.

What the the fuck should I do I don’t want her to do it but I don’t want to lose the love of my life this bullshit what do I do?

If I go through with it what meal should I go with?

please contain yourself to /pol/ if you cant mask your bait a little better.

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Mfw

buttblasted hillarytard

>>>reddit

you know you're not on reddit, right? your butthurt has now power here. this is a legit cooking question

i have a spare closet full of original MAGA hats. just dont enjoy seeing pol on every board.

lol she even looks like a coal burner

Collard greens, mashed potatoe, and chicken. You're welcum cucklord

maybe if you cared more then Veeky Forums wouldn't be overrun with soyboy libtards

Go with a party value meal, perhaps you can fancy them with a taco bell box?

Since this thread is shit, I'm high jacking it. What's the fastest way to thaw ground beef? I've left it out on the counter for an hour or so, but it's not cutting it. I'm hungry now, damnit. Should I put it in some water?

microwave it. some of it will get browned but that doesnt matter because youll just cook it anyway.

Kill her
Wear het skin
Get packed raped by the group of niggers
????

>a few

Next-level pussy whippedness holmes

How long? Just give me a guesstimate. It's about the size of an energy drink can.

>no profit
No thanks.

Is it one of those tube shaped containers? Cut it into relatively thin slices and it will thaw in 5 minutes.

And that guy is Indian. So make chutney.

Yes, but it's already semi thawed so I feel like it will just mush.

enough to where the paper towels you put under it on the plate start getting bloody

Can I put it in the oven on low?

You can just cook it from a frozen state, I do all the time. Put it in a pot, covered on low, scrape off the cooked or softened parts.

I don't have a pot. I live in mostly poverty.

Do you only own dull butter knives?

Do you want oven baked ground beef?

>bloody
Really it depends on what you're trying to do with your ground beef.

this is a legit cucking question

fired chicken and watermelon. ps sounds like you should maybe go through with the divorce option and then the suicide option you fucking cuck

I own one chefs knife, and it's pretty meh. I think it's cheap ceramic. The blade is chipped all to hell.

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>now I’m having seconds thoughts and want to back out

Just relax. Cooking a meal is easy, there’s nothing to worry about.

go with arsenic kool-aid and fried chicken. you'll do us all a solid.

Why is this site full of cuck porn, on every board?

good question

Shh, go back to sleep silly goyim