Ok, time to eat some ice cream! What would everyone like?

Ok, time to eat some ice cream! What would everyone like?

>Cookies and Cream!
>Mint Chocolate Chip!
>Pistachio!

Ok, now that the kids have ordered, what would the adults like?

A trip to the restroom.

chicklet and sour patch kids

This paleteria closeish to my apartment does 'strawberries and cheese' which, by my approximation, is a cottage cheese ice cream base with those sweetened, frozen strawberries mixed in as the sweetener. It's the perfect amount of savory, acidic, interestingly textured, creamy, and lightly sweet.

I’ll have the banana fudge pls

Hazlenut for milk based. Mango for sorbet. Nieve de limon for floats.

DOUBLE SCOOP OF BUBBLEGUM

WAFFLE CONE

ADD A SPOON PLEASE

THANKS

As an adult all i can really think about is trying to cram as much ice cream as i can into the space between my foreskin and my penis shaft and then pinching off the tip of my forskin and holding the ice cream in there until it melts to that perfect almost milkshake like consistancy.

Green tea

Mackinac Island Fudge

Sour frozen yawgert plzzzz

CHOCOLATE!!!!!

>hating on pistachio
Fight me irl, motherfucker. Also, what kind of kid orders pistachio ice cream?

Superman or black cherry

Ah yes, every kid always ordered pistachio. You aren't just an enormous immature faggot.

My nigger.

On a hot day that would be where its at.
Im so glad my parents btfoed the jew dr foreskin theif.

I want icecream with Capsaicin so my mind can fuck itself trying to figure out if my mouth is burning or freezing.

large peppermint milkshake extra gay pls

>adults eating ice cream

cookies and cream, mint chocolate chip, cookie dough or snickers, whichever is cheapest

>hear some crazy story about a lady assaulting people over ice cream
>discover the ice cream in question was mackinac island fudge
>suddenly everything makes sense

The real travesty here is all of you guys calling the gelato in OPs pic ice cream.

>he not secure enough to just eat whichever flavor he want
That said, I would love some raspberry sorbet or some kind of cheesecake flavor rn

why does this complaint make me want lemon sorbet

hell make a mimosa out of it

Vanilla.

That sounds delicious

The patrician's choice.

rum raisins and dulce de leche

I haven't had ice cream in years. I think I would like to taste some pumpkin flavored ice cream with toasted, salted pepitas on top.

Gelato is literally the Italian word for ice cream, you degenetate.

>pistachio
>on par with kiddy shit

This guy knows what’s up. Me too pls

it's the italian word for frozen

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kowfee

Cremino

No, it's the Italian word for gelatinized

Piss off, weeb.

It's a fuckin ice cream, there are no wrong flavors

Hit me up with that cookie dough flavor, lad.

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Sweet cream, i'm a simple man

Orange sherbet.

matcha

Vanilla

Rum and raisin

vanilla (if it actually has vanilla)

>ice cream
>not a child
Yeah, okay champ. Whatever you say.

Who shoves a metal pole in someone's face like that? I get that he's trying to put on a show and make people laugh, but that's a good way to get your shit pushed in.

you'll get your shit pushed in with my pole up your ass

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Hazelnut or pistachio

Other flavours can fuck off

Double dark chocolate topped with chopped up peppermint patties.

>Mint Chocolate Chip
>Child like

It's possibly the most childlike

Vanilla because I'm boring

I haven't eaten ice cream in years, but mint chip and pistachio aren't children flavors.

>work in small town police department
>job mostly consists of driving around and stopping to buy coffee or lunch
>eating lunch at the station today because car trouble
>boss pokes his head out the door and waves me over
>no lunch for me I guess
>walk in an he tells me to take a look at the manilla folder on his desk
>"Uh, what?"
>he repeats himself
>have absolutely no idea what the fuck he was talking about
>turns out he meant the vanilla folder with the paper in it
>have to stifle my laughter at what a retard my boss is
>eventually get home
>open Veeky Forums
>see this thread
Thanks for reminding me that life throws a few funny things your way from time to time, Veeky Forums.

spinning *is* a good trick

I'm confuse.

This is bait, right? Manila is a type of paper made from banana hemp. It's hard card stock stuff used for folders.

I think it's probably a regional thing, right? Another example:
>bring me the vanilla on that, I think it's time we drop the case on this guy

No dude manila is what those folders used to be made of it's a card stock made from banana fiber to be extra stiff and they're usually that buff beige color.

Lemon and sour cherry mixed.

American police are really this dumb

>pay no attention to my children pickpocketing you.

I'm talking about paper, not food. I'm not sure why you're bringing banana into the mix. Let me give you an actual example of the difference between the two terms. This one's from a few years ago before I really got acclimated to the life of a cop. For what it's worth, this was the first "big" thing to happen in my career:
>have a few plainclothes guys who mostly just loiter in malls and such
>also have a few undercover cops whose jobs it is to get as much information about drug dealers as possible before we make a big bust
>get a call one night that one of our guys had been shot
>pretty much every car within a three mile radius is trying to make it there as fast as possible
>we get there, everyone's cleared out and there's no action
>most of the cops clear off to find the guys who did it and I end up hanging around for the medics to arrive
>he's in pretty bad shape
>You're gonna be alright, man. Just wait for the ambulance and I'll get in touch with your family and let them know you're okay.
>he coughs up a little blood and grabs me by the wrist
>"You don't understand. Tonight was supposed to be daddy-daughter night. I'm taking my little girl out for ice cream."
>he wheezes between each word, sincerely unsure if he's actually going to make it
>he makes me promise to take her out for ice cream, just like her daddy promised
>What's her favorite flavor, John?
>"It's-- It's vani..."
>he starts coughing up blood again
>"Manilla? That doesn't make any sense, John."
Fortunately, he ended up making it. Not sure if he ever took her out to ice cream but luckily I didn't have to. I don't like sharing.

Egg nog

this

The classic hazlenut and dark chocolate combo
Hazlenut/Almond is pretty great too

Am I the only fag who really likes "rose", "violet" and other flower flavours?

I have never known a child that likes pistachio

Mango in a cup with a mineral water.

high level

hazelnut/chocolate gelato in espresso is fucking goat

Vanilla, your best kind.

tiger

this needs to be invented

kickstart my brain!

Triple scoop chocolate chip cookie dough in a waffle cone, with chocolate syrup on it.

salted caramel please

>*Shishi odoshi thunks in the distance*

Butter Pecan always

Is this what happens when you maximize dexterity and charisma?

Baileys Gelato.

I agree. Rum and raisin. It is the best.

I love butter pecan

Water melon, eggnog or coffee or pecan anything

Pistachio ice cream is god tier fuck off