Be me

keep telling yourself that

lesbians go for that right?

>He doesn't reread his favourite work of literature
What the fuck mang, why would you not? Are you on a rush to read as many books as possible? Don't you ever re-listen to a song you like? Also once a year is not even that much, I reread Leopardi's Cantos at least once a month.

She is still at my apartment, so I you guys want I could ask her more questions.

ask her if the carpet matches the drapes

"Do you want to go to summer camp with me, Dolores?"

I reread books, but she does it every year. I generally wait a few years before rereading a book.

I know it doesn't, she has bright green hair.

You sure you aren't gay, bro?

that isn't important.

>Do you want to come to my room and read The Enchanter? It's the shorter, earlier, work Nabokov based most of Lolita on; it will only take a short while.
If she says yes, you have to run out of the room just when she finishes it.

hehehe she hasn't read the books I have what a brainlet i am superior

Claims to like Russian lit and hasn't read anything else.

a retarded opening post outdone by even worse replies, great thread

I haven't read it, is basically lolita the porno?

we're going to get him to humbert a little lesbian autist nabokov fan, what's wrong with that? it's art, if you ask me.

No, it's very innocent. Slightly Kafkaesque. It's really more a metaphor for the failures and unrelenting destruction of the soul under communism. It's a shorter Russian work he only translated after Lolita was huge in English.

>Slightly Kafkaesque

To be fair she'd be apt to fuck one of the other lesbians that me, also she isn't that attractive.

Communism has a lot of bureaucracy problems. I didn't make Russia like that.
Humbert doesn't fuck her. Read more/better.

I just want him to ask her a retarded question and tell us how she reacts. even better if he tries to concoct some convoluted bullshit story and entertains us instead of actually doing something that is liable to get him arrested by the latter-day Cromwells in the Anti-Sex League

I only glanced at the post, I thought you said hump.

>Anti-Sex League
this is a Nabokov thread, please don't speak to me

I've never read more than a sentence of Nabok in my life and I'll talk to whomever I please, Mr. Thought Police.

not all humping is fucking, user, but don't worry, we're not going to send you to for her yet.

ask her how you get eyelashes out of your eye.

it's why you're so fucking shit you don't even know. the green haired lesbian is more Veeky Forums than you. read more of the starter chart

>starter chart
You can surely tell me which one is the official one, right?
I'll stick to my Douglas Adams, Hunter S. Thompson, Ernest Cline, and George Orwell. Homage to Catalonia/Down and Out in London and Paris, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail, Ready Player one--I don't need anything else.

Most of those authors would be disappointed in you for reasons that the other people in the starter chart at your level could explain to you.
I believe Fahrenheit 451, originally published in the first edition of Playboy is on it. Go read it. Do it for Hef, you ignorant maggot.

I'm pretty sure Hugh Hefner was gay but whatever, man

I read Fahrenheit 451 and I thought it was awful, like 1984 but kind of disjointed and incoherent, though maybe it was a bad translation

delete Veeky Forums

take my board
please!Q

Having to deal with females makes me glad I'm gay, fuck me. These people are so cunty. God. Also what happened to this thread while I was gone?

let’s call it russia) and wanterd to acquire the recipe for himself. “ho ho” he said to the townsfolk “I have heard storesi about your pies; how they grant the eaters immortality; now they blah blah blah” and he went on, bullshitting, for hours. the locals didn’t know waht to make of any of it until he pulled out his credit card and his gun. “now i’m going to make this into las vegas II if you don’t sell me that recipe, “ he said. “ I want your fig pies, and I want the measn to produce them.” and so the pie mogul gained control of a small town, its inhabitants all slaughtered because they refused to give up their recipe. rather than submit to the encroaching capitalis=t mode of production, they chose to die; truly, karl marx later remarked, they were cool people.

What are you going on about? Give tldr please.

it's how they put the figs in the fig rolls

once upon a time there was a small town on the edge of a large country. this was around the turn of one century or another, sometime during hte industrila revolution, when the service industry was expanding rapidly, like a comestible cancer. in this town the people had an ancestral reicpe for making fig pies. one day a man, a[pie mogul, came from the metropolitan urban center of this large country (

sage no one cares
shit thread

>generalising an entire gender
Wew

typical homosexual, amirite?

fucking lol'd.

also laughed picturing a bright neon green, unkempt bush slipping out from under low-cut, high-waisted jean shorts with 90's style stained denim. She here also has a mullet

He called his own mom a cunt

Dude I can hear your lisp through your post

A bit more charity man, the trio of them are just so catty and self-righteous.

>Be me
>fucking gay Veeky Forums browsing roomate brings gay Veeky Forums friends over
>one loves death in venice
>says he rereads it at least once a year
>oh god I wonder why (not saying it isn't good)
>she goes on about how much he loves german lit
>ask her about german authors
>hasn't read anything else by Mann
>hasn't read any goethe, nietzsche, Heine
>just Mein Kampf
I don't fucking get guys why do people do shit like this?

>tfw no lorelei gf
Heine doesn't get shilled enough here

fucking botched

>being this obviously bait.

Upboated my fellow /r/incel friend :^)

Lesbians are pedos, this is common knowledge.

There's more to russian lit than Tolstoyevsky and the hack you mentioned in the OP. Just because you have only read the greatest hits, doesn't mean that she hasn't read any russian lit. Maybe you've read more, or she actually doesn't like any other russian lit, but you're this much of a moron that can't make an accurate shitty thread. Fuck yourself and step your posting game up, instead of shitting the board with your lesbian fantasies. And if you're actually this much of a faggot and this retarded thread isn't a fantasy, then you need to learn how to greentext properly. Fucking retard.