>be me
>Dad has a new GF
>she's a total bitch but I put up with it because my dad was the best cook you have ever met
>'Oh, user, my grifriend is cooking this week! She's amazing!'
> if he likes it, it has to be good
>How naive I was
>First night: Broccoli with cheese and meat. No salt or pepper
>Second night: cauliflower 'wings' in the shittiest sauce you can imagine. Zero spices.
>third night: overcooked salmon that tastes like a lemon wetwipe
>Fourth night: boiled chicken. Nothing on it
>tell my dad that I'm going out one night
>'Oh, user, don't be such a fucking dick to my girlfriend! You insult her cooking by not staying! She's gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, and sugar makes her sick. I found out I'm the same. We have to eat better!'
>'she knows you hate it and she was so hurt you would that she couldn't tell you the first night. How could you!'
>Mfw
how do I tell my dad that he needs to stop whiteknighting for his bitch of a GF who can't do anything right because she is too busy spouting meme's about how things are bad for you?
are there any good gluten free recipes out there, or do they all taste like dust
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>how do I tell my dad that he needs to stop whiteknighting for his bitch of a GF
"yo her cooking is shit"
>are there any good gluten free recipes out there
use google for literally 30 seconds dipshit spoonfeeding beta fuck, can't even man up enough to tell your dad that his fucking girlfriend can't cook jesus christ dude
>gluten intolerant, lactose intolerant, and sugar makes her sick
Right here you should have told him "shut the fuck up, I'm going to go eat normal people food"
But you missed the chance and now you have to suffer forever. Sorry.
Also, move out of your fucking dad's house.
Nobody cares and you seem like a queer, strike three shithead you are OUTTA HERE.
The pussy is bomb. That and companionship is why your dad puts up with it. Quit being a shithead.
I'll back this up. When you get your first pussy, OP, you'll understand. It's not that your dad doesn't realize the food is shit. It's that the pussy has warped his brain into not caring. Chances are good he'll overcome this affliction as soon as he gets tired of her.
move out you fucking child
Not everything needs pepper, user.
>Broccoli with cheese and meat
>lactose intolerant
Dad is actually pleading for you not to abandon him in this time of great need. For otherwine he alone must suffer his gruesome hell of "le mal apetite"
I've spent so much time at Motherless that a story like this just looks like the intro to a porn scenario.
Sounds like you're being a baby OP. You need to grow up.
Are you retarded or smth
Tacos are gluten free. Fries are. Do you know what gluten is?
Lactose intolerance is also a non issue, there are a million substitutes
The worst part is your dad is going to become a worse cook because he is enabling this bitch with made up conditions and will exclusively cook to cater to her... I feel for you, my dad did the same thing with some dumb as shit whore.
Logical next step she is going to try and push is vegan, i'd put money on it.
Just tell him honestly what you feel, he's your father for fucks sake
You are not obligated to like people just because they are close to members of your family/ parts of your family value them
I have never understood the "be nice to your gf/partner even if they're bad" meme. If she sucks at something slam her about it until she gets better, if you're selective with your praise and niceties it makes the times you do compliment them on something feel all the more special to them. When she does well you praise her when she does poorly spare no expense letting her know it.
t. emotionally distant and often outright cruel person
>waaa daddy found someone else he doesn't love me anymore
That's an entirely seperate issue
We are not talking about your relationship with your father, but the relationship you have with your fathers gf
I wouldn't stomach being near someone I couldn't tolerate for a moment if there's a way to avoid doing so
Don't be such an inflexible cuck
>when you get your first pussy you too will know the joys of being a whipped as fuck soyboy
You never got a second or third, did you?
>I wouldn't stomach being near someone I couldn't tolerate for a moment if there's a way to avoid doing so
>Don't be such an inflexible cuck
Did you do that on purpose? You could at least try to be a tiny bit subtle.
Wow sorry man
you're over 18. move out you fucking manchild
In my case it doesn't really affect me, I moved out when i hit 18yo.
It just sucks he doesn't cook the old family favorites when we visit anymore because they fat wench complains with shit like "I can't handle garlic or anything spicy".
Stay for one meal, take one mouthful, turn to her and say: "wow, you must be great, I mean *great* in bed, because you can't cook and you clearly can't deal with problems like a normal human being, so that must be the only thing that keeps my dad around"
Shoot both of them and then yourself.
Problem solved for everybody.