Al/ck/ alcoholics

I've been off alcohol for two and a half weeks. You guys said I'd start losing weight. I didn't. Now I'm chubby and lonely and sober all the time. I think things are even worse.

Whoops. Meant to reply to in the previous thread. Fuck this mouse.

Did your appetite go batshit crazy? Always happens to me too. As if my bod is gagging for nutrients after so long being fuelled solely by poison

Hey lads. ex gf's dad died user here. ex gf has been silent since the funeral. I have been drunk since the funeral. My cunt of a mother yelled at me tonight to not be as drunk.

Considering suicide mates.

second beer of the morning signing in

Not him, but mine always, ALWAYS does after I get through WD's. I get an insanely insatiable hunger and constantly eat/never feel full. It can last weeks. I'm still not sure what causes it, honestly. Maybe your body begging for nutrients? I have no clue.

these are literally the most depressing threads on Veeky Forums

it was cool until people started bitching about withdrawls

I've been homeless and throwing beer bottles at trains going by with the of course shards I've had to dodge coming back. What can I say to those who've been there to help. My life as not gotten so much more than then that I could claim "Ya! It does get better!" How do I steer those younger onto better ways?Steady jobs are nice, but the money doesn't really make such a good way away. Is it not enough for those from the life to advise better paths? I can't say that I see new spokespersons showing better paths away from the old common tricks and laughs. To put it straight: what's keeping kids away from the old fun?

it's always been withdrawls. Why do you think we suggest learning to play music and watching new shows?

both were me. I'm afraid the new jobs are just traps holding people back. Ohio's a deathtrap to anyone who loves adventure.

>tfw your mom smoked and drank during pregnancy

>what's keeping kids away from the old fun?

video games, porn, homework, couches and smartphones

I honestly don't feel like drinking if I eat a substantial meal late enough in the day. That should be an easy hack to control my drinking but I usually end up not eating anything all day then drinking on an empty stomach then binging on junk food when I'm good and dickered.

omg are you me, I'm in wd's and trying to puke and suck down steel reserve this is gross. I mean, It's kinda okay if I chug fast enough, maybe... nah this sucks.

I don't doubt that there are some serious crippled alcoholics in these threads but I find myself doubting how common 'withdrawals' are. I can't help but feel there's a degree of LARPing/misinformation. I've been drinking heavily for a decade and have only experienced minor withdrawal a couple times. It could be because I manage to stay away from hard liquor. I've managed to fuck up my life plenty without actually becoming physically dependent alcohol.

I dunno this is all anecdotal but I wouldn't be surprised if some people in these threads exaggerate their experiences to seem more legit.

try binge drinking 8 bottles and waking up on the floor shaking. Sorry, this is my life.

Keep an eye on your diet and be drinking lots of water, user

I believe you.

Its more of a living in constant fear of going through withdrawals for me then it is actually going through them. I'm terrified of getting that kindling shit you guys always talk about and I don't wanna die alone on a detox center floor

>kids
>porn
for real though, i've heard 2 teachers say that kids nowadays are very sexualized. i wonder if they're fucking, and what the implications are for the future. when i was a kid all i got to see was page 3 of the sun. my friends and i would cut out the pics and store them in a box in the woods. felt scared to death that we'd be caught. nowadays kids are a click away from watching a german dude with a 14 inch dick shitting into a teenager's mouth while she gets DP'd by alsatians. wtf is going to happen in 15-20 years time?

I'd be amazed if there aren't shitloads of people in withdrawal, but I do wonder how many have been through DTs.

Drank quite a lot over the last few days, had to take some time off work. Couldn't sleep at all last night, can't sleep at all tonight. If I can't sleep tomorrow night before my 5am shift the next day I'm basically fucked. I'm staying with family right now, they don't want me drinking but God I need some sleep.

I think that's part of it, any time someone mentions in one of these threads that they've been drinking every night for a few weeks someone else comes in like 'LOOK OUT FOR WDS BRO, KINDLING, DTS, TAPER TAPER TAPER DETOX REHAB' and while that is good advice for some people I think for less experience alchies they get this idea in their head that any amount of alcohol abuse results in physical dependency and hospitalization. For sure if it can advance to that level but for most people it takes a long time of daily all-day abuse. Anybody with a bad hangover is going to be shaky and anxious and have trouble keeping food down, that doesn't mean you always need to taper, effectively keeping alcohol in your system for longer and making it worse in the long run.

Obviously withdrawals can be really bad for you and if you need to taper or go to detox then do it, but I just feel like there's a lot of mis-diagnosis

So DT's is full of seeing shit in the corners of your eyes, hearing music from nowhere, shaking a lot, having seizures in your sleep, So this one time, I had a nightmare that was a naked guy having a seizure on my apt floor, and I was trying to hold him down so he wouldn't slam his head on the wall. I woke up in about 20 minutes naked and sore on my floor. I was watching myself have a seizure in my sleep. That's DT's for you....

Yeah something along those lines. It's pretty much a state of psychosis in my experience. You've completely lost all hope of knowing what's real and what isn't, everything is insanely petrifying, you're ... not just seeing hallucinations, but your whole world and entire sensory experience is of something which isn't real. It's fucking horrifying beyond description. I went through that shit in hospital once and was so indescribably petrified that I ran out. Left all my shit, just ran the fuck away in my hospital gown and got drunk for months

I got sent out of a hospital with paper pants once, Because when they picked me up I didn't have any on. Fuck. I don't even like remembering that. I wandered in the streets for hours before remembering Someone from an AA room lived right where I was. I had no idea where I was, no idea what to do, no wallet, no keys, nothing.

Yeah all I had was a gown, one of those retarded things which leaves your back and ass exposed. Tried to get in a cab, and the bitch said "if you look like that I think you need to stay in hospital", then sped off. I walked miles and miles to get home, bought every bottle the shop had and hid under my duvet drinking. I was totally fucking mental for the longest time.

not to mention that you might actually die
wish i got to vicariously care for people in DTs rather than be an ass-wiping slave

Tapering is a good idea for anyone who drinks excessively. It avoids the damage which leads to withdrawals and DTs

Back on the sauce after a week of not-so-much drinking.

Cheap french whisky and german beer

>ass-wiping slave
There's a qtpa2t at my local detox ward who's so eager to help, so eager to learn, but all she's allowed to do is make tea and coffee, and she looks devastated if anyone says they don't want one. Like almost teary-eyed, before going back to offering tea, looking longingly at the senior nurses (who are also hot as fuck incidentally) and just hoping, praying that her drinks are perfect, and that some day she's asked to do something/anything else. Fuck she's so cute. I need to go back to hospital.

I"m still mental, have you tried cumming while in withdrawals? It's like 1000% stronger. Fucking insane. I'm thinking about trying to date a schizophrenic girl. Pic relate. Maybe she'll kill me and kill two birds with one stone.

Yeah I dunno what it is about withdrawal horn, I've heard loads of people say the same happens to them though.
I was once drinking hard (really hard, 1.4-2.1L of vodka every day, maybe 1 meal a week and never getting out of bed, for over a year) and something about that lifestyle made it impossible for me to cum for weeks on end. The withdrawal horn I had after months of it, was intense. I'd hit on every single fucking girl who was unfortunate enough to get within creeping distance. (Worked several times though, incidentally. Even got a 'selfie' with the last one as she lay red faced and panting in bed, having only met me 45 mins earlier, wedding ring visible n'all, lol)
I actually, for the first time in my life, had what I can only describe as a 'double orgasm'. I was so horny that I came, and as soon as I'd finished I completely unexpectedly, instantly came again, so hard that it literally hurt. Never known anything like it

Any you al/ck/ie's try kratom to try and cut down?

I've heard it's good for trying to wean yourself off and/or when you don't have much liquor in

sounds like a terrible idea but im not gonna argue with trips

Can't drink on a full stomach so get drunk on 4 or 5 tallboys then eat,
Brink back 200 to 300 empty's liquor store at a time, have to crush them to fit in garbage bags.
Just found out that drinking can make arthritis easier to get...FucK

No the threads that revolve around people getting cucked etc makes me way sadder.

Yeah, never really got anything out of it personally. Plus i live in dumbfuckistan where everything is illegal.

dude same, I'll talk to like 5 girls at the same time, but can't get hard to save my life. I have to be in Wd's for like a day and a half before I'm just not beating a softy over these girls.

ate a 250mg edible at 8:30am along with a 6 pack of beer. mom texts me to go out to breakfast at 10am. its kicking in, i hope i play it cool.

testosterone raises significantly after a day of not drinking. i jerk off like a retard finding his dick for the first time after a hangover

I could get hard, but it was like there was some kind of chemical imbalance or some shit which made it impossible to actually cum. Much like I feel when i start a new SSRI, takes a month to actually climax.

It's funny how we're all kinda like this, but if we passed each other in the street we wouldn't even say hi, or be friends. Never. Weird life.

Hey everyone, I drank for the first time yesterday after a three week brake. Woke up feeling nauseous with a slight headache. Doctors hate me because I know how to cure a hangover with one weird trick.

I don't care how much of a drunk I am, at least I'm not this insane

youtu.be/rsfcQ1Ew9z4

I like this. It makes me feel more confident than I should be. What else would I like?

Instead, you're married to a glass bottle

Yeah well, I think I'll take dying early to a glass bottle to sitting with my junk pressed up against the Eiffel Tower in public.

I honestly think alcoholism would be way worse for you in the long term.

I guess it depends on what causes their disorder.

i'm typing but nothing is showing up

lol do a flip faggot.
Why not give up if you want to squander this gift of life you have been given.
Either be weak and just fucking off yourself or make a man out yourself.
Do it or don't but quit bitching about it.

Nigga really?
Why the fuck would I go lie on this stupid ass forum if I didn't have a problem where I drink till I suddenly come to and have to check my body and house and wallet for damages.
Realize I have have bruised up my body, broke and trashed much of the house and somehow missing all my money.
I believe only 5-10% are LARPers and the rest use this as their only form of social media where they can be honest and be themselves without anyone really judging them.

Holy fuck I have been there but not naked.
I didn't know it was common to have out of body dreamstates and then realize nothing you know is real when you sleep.
Reminds me of one of the last dream within a dreams I had.
>lay on couch and I guess fall asleep
>Wake up covered in couch pillows
>Grandmother is shaming me and berating me
>panick
>"wake up"
>still on couch
>Realize Grandma was never in the room
>Brother is now attacking the soles of my feet
>feel physical pain
>Try to fight him off but cant move correctly
>"wake up"
>Brother is not there
>Look at clock
>3 is now an ( e )
>confused
>mother in law has me on the back porch
>pissed that I threw a few liquor bottles under it
>How did she find out?
>get berated while she pries up the porch wood boards
>Wake up forreal
Scared to close my eyes after that
Every time I would close my eyes for a moment, someone I knew would be berating or torturing me.
DTs are fucking terrible.

>get food poisoning last week
>don't have the energy to drink or smoke for 5 days straight
>finally feeling better last night so I have some beers
>couldn't even hold down 3 beers and cigarettes taste like shit now

Well I guess now's a good time to quit

Does anyone else have issues differentiating dreams from reality?
Oh I guess so

i've had five beers already, it's just past 1pm. today i was supposed to replace the battery in my car so i can go back to work on wednesday, but it's cold as fuck out so i decided to give up and get drunk instead.

what's up, guys? i've also eaten over a pound of chicken nuggets and mayonnaise so far

and does anyone else here piss into beer cans? as I'm drinking, I'll use the cans as receptacles for my piss

There isn't a cup, bowl, jug, pan, concave ornament or houseplant in this house I haven't pissed in.

I find it difficult with cans/bottles because i end up dripping piss everywhere. I usually just use a jug

I have a pile of laundry by the door that I use to soak up any drops and drips that come off the cans that I use for pissing in.

When I'm drinking exceptionally, I'll just piss directly into an old bath towel and let that soak everything up.

There's a yellow stain like 2x2ft in size on the ceiling in the room below my piss chalice

does anyone else like to watch Intervention while they're getting wasted?

What happened to your fucking toilets?
In 15 years of constant drinking and blacking out days at a time ive never pissed myself/on anything in my or anyone elses house. One thing I see people doing I will never understand...

I'm starting to think you guys might be a little degenerate

Sometimes the urge to piss comes on while the toilet is still farther away than a can or a bottle. Also, if you don't live alone, sometimes the only real option is whatever's at hand for containing piss. When I had a private bathroom connected to my bedroom, there was never any issue. Now that I live in a full-sized house with other adults who don't know I'm drinking as much and as often as I am, getting up to piss too often or at weird times isn't really an option.

I wake to piss like three times in the night. Like fuck am I walking all the way to the toilet (5 paces) when I've got a perfectly good casserole dish. Doing it all the time is the next logical step.

amen. if i don't piss in the bed, i'll end up waking up at least twice to pee. the toilet is a lot farther away than literally any other container

>when you wake in the night absolutely deathly thirsty, chug down your entire water jug in one go, then... notice the taste...
crucial to have distinctly different piss and water containers.
although on the upside it does delay having to empty the piss jug.

i've slugged down a bottle full of piss before, thinking for some reason that it was water. i've done the same thing with a tupperware full of puke

c'est la vie

I've willingly done that before because my piss basically looked like water, and it emptied my jug

My morning routine involves chugging water out of the bathroom faucet
Also i don't piss in jugs

I slept for a little, had another nightmare, now I'm uh, I dunno, I'm hearing the music from my motherboard again. I think I had another seize fit in my sleep, I woke up and pillows were everywhere, no covers on.... Ugh

Every day feels worse than the last and I'm goving up on myself

drank 5% beers all day yesterday. doesnt look like ill have any serious withdrawals. disappointed in myself for not waiting til evening. all day is enough to get withdrawals .

god no. that show is a buzzkiller.

>Also i don't piss in jugs
freak

It can be terrifying at times, but as long as I keep my eyes open all I see is bugs, things in the corner of my eyes and the walls shaking. But the moment I close my eyes all hell breaks loose and it is frightening most of the things I see. I refuse to close my eyes even if they dry out during wds. I see the scariest stuff within 5-15seconds of having my eyes closed.

So im going to take a wild guess that youre either slightly crippled or morbidly obese then, if a short trip to the bathroom is seemingly a task youd have to prepare for?
Is the added weight part of the reason for the sheer volume you have to drink?

182lbs at 6ft3. My back hurts like a fucker, but only when I sit. I can lay down and stand without much of a problem. If you drink constantly and are forever too drunk/lethargic to move, a piss jug is an essential piece of kit.

To add to this, I see movement out of the corners of my vision which I chalk up to bugs. I've found scorpions in my room, and woke up to stinkbugs hanging out with me. I'm ok with the fact that it doesn't happen often and I'm probably going nuts. I usually spaz out when I'm falling asleep and my mind wanders somewhere bad, and my leg kicks out and wakes me up. And then I'm shaky and my heart is racing.

When I try to sleep, I have to make myself think of fucking a girl, or anything other than the nightmares, the horrific faces, etc. brb, gunna spend 20 mins on the floor trying to sleep. Will jar myself awake and be back again.

yikes.

a beer or two perhaps

ITT drama queens LARPing that hangovers are DT's

kek

3 weeks is legit. gjob

>Alcohol will kill you
Bullshit
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I love being a high functioning alcoholic. You guys shouldn't drink if you're too pussy.
I love the ritual and routine of it.
I love getting away with it.
I love the inevitable roller-coaster of crisis and absolution.

currently drinking some shitty champagne. wyd?