*siiiiipssss*

*siiiiipssss*
Aaaaah, what a refreshing way to start the day.
What are you fine fellows sipping on today?

honestly can't tell what i'm looking at here, other than the croissant. is that a tamali? are you drinking yerba mate out of a 7/11 soda cup?

Where do you find a bloody pad pastry?

looks like a sloposhit drink with some cheap gas station pastries.

i had 4 chocolate chip cookies and a glass of milk

Nevermind me just drinking some refreshing tereré (T/N: tereré means yerba mate with ice cold juice) and eating some delicious facturas (T/N: pastries)

I'm /sippin/ on a SIP

i had 2 cans of Monster Energy Ultra and a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos

hot chocolate steeped with 2g vaped cannabis. feeling a nap coming on already.

I used to be a legit sipboy several years ago but it started making my heart beat weird as shit.

all the people i see buying monster are usually teens that only wear black hoodies all year round. there is nothing chad about energy drinks.

I often see apes with limited vocabularies loping out of the gym to get some shitty energy drink. I bet I could beat one of them in a fight, and one day I'll prove it. Their aesthetically toned muscles make them look like such absolute pussies.

isn't drinking yerba mate with a bombilla linked to throat cancer or some shit

Damn Veeky Forums copy pastas are weak

>sip

wtf I love Monster now?

That's Sip Enlightenment kicking in.

You were so close.

Yes. Repeated damage to your throat from drinking beverages that are too hot has been proven to cause cancer if done for long enough. And putting a very hot beverage in a plastic cup isn't helping either.

Is that a fucking pipe in your drink?

Why do you need to be refreshed when you've just gotten out of bed?

It's ice cold mate, mate.

Is yerba mate a meme or does it actually work like Kratom?