Bitters

What do you suppose I can do with this besides cocktails?

fruit cake

did you just call me a fruit cake

yeah, because you're not whipping me up an old fashioned

chop chop

lol, some old dudes in a play I was in in my previous college snatched the angostura bitters I left out on the bar setting for our play of Calamity Jane.

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what is your point here

Don't you get it?

Show us your tits, lady.

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I want to fuck the lizard.

Me too

I want to fuck you

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Pop the top and shoot it pussy. Shit is like 50% alcohol

Imagine the farts.

i'm baffled at how many people's bodies are so dysfunctional that this is where everyone's mind goes first about eating anything

put a little in some ginger ale with a fresh slice of orange
good for cure the bellyaches

Has nothing to do with your body being dysfunctional, if you eat some weird shit(like a full bottle of bitters) you're going to get the poops/farts. Its just human nature, stop acting so above it all. I bet you're a Europoor.

nah

add to chicken soup

put it on vanilla ice cream, use it in salad dressings, roast some nuts with it.