I have a relatively small penis but large palms of hand...

I have a relatively small penis but large palms of hand. This makes it quite difficult to cut onions with a conventional chef's knife.

Other than just not eating onions can anyone recommend a good casserole dish?

Lol

What did he mean by this?

Does anyone actually make casserole?

I'm dying over here

we are all dying

Get a good sharpening stone and sharpen your hands until you can karate chop the onions apart instead of having to use a knife

Good.

E eruthi g is s casseerolle

I see babelfish has improved over the years.

wtf

That's what I did and now I'm a professional garbage man.

is there amateur garbagemen?

some guy wearing a batman mask who goes from town to town clearing bins and depositing them at the tip at his own expense. the hero a city needs

yeah but they're rubbish at it.

>relatively small penis
proof?

how does nobody remember the big knife = small penis meme?

just get a bigger knife, you gorilla handed fuck.

If you are involving your penis in the chopping process, I can assure you, you are doing something wrong.

Fuck

$3k Civic with a few simple mods.


Fuck, wrong board.

my penis is massive.
Truly a sight to behold.

A+