Webm Thread

Maybe it's diluted

This is the board that makes money for the site through paid product placement threads. For me it's the McBacon Avocado Ramen Sip.

>wow this beer tastes like piss
>mfw

my thoughts exactly

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Pay for a vpn or stop using mobile.

He better have blanched that bacon

American bacon is disgustingly over flavored

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I hate these kind of recipes. They get posted all the time on Facebook by people who have no intention of making them to people who have no intention of making them with a small percentage that rip the videos and post it to Veeky Forums where nobody has any intention of making them.

Absolutely disgusting

I actually made 2 things from those meme videos. Ginger-soy glazed pork chops and some kind of shrimp and spinach alfredo. Both came out pretty okay.

Same. I have no idea who reposts them every single fucking day. They're all basically the same and they all look like fucking garbage.

Those "scramled" eggs are way too fucking overcooked.

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>Having a Pepe for this WEBM
Fucking sad

>Facebook
Normie, close the door on your way out

Some of us are stealthy degenerates capable of keeping up appearances.

you just know she's getting absolutely railed after this.

>Having a job and friends
You truly make me fucking sick, enjoy the rat race saddo.

>drinking beer that people are swimming and pissing in
Yeah no thanks

>warm slimy tomatoes

ew

Don't forget the occasional ass hair.

she looks drunk af

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That looks abominable

I'd probably just kill myself if my only work option was doing one brainless task all day on a factory line.

Only the asians could turn a watermelon into some kind of reactor.

this is an anime website, user, calm your mantits

It may seem brainless faggot
The hard part of the operation isnt the just what your doing once
its filling the quota
Its tough shit to do
Quality control is a bitch with sharp horns
Bad labels, dates, weights, packing materials, the list goes on and on and thats not so bad
The quota is the real bitch
Dont have a machine run haywire otherwise its all downhill trying to make up for lost time and failed completion and having a machine go down twice and its all shit once a certain amount of production is lost
What you say is dumber than shit blah, blah, brainless, blah, blah
Capable folks will make you go home crying like a bitch as you already sound like the non-hacker

>some of us like to spoonfed opinions because thinking ourselves and forming our own opinions is hard!

>don't play with your food

I don't know about you but I don't eat the green part of a watermelon

>don't play with your food
How new
Why quote shit that never got posted

That's not food.

>newfag calling someone else new

>cooking spinach/tomato on top of the burger

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Yeah, that seems pretty brainless.

people that actually eat this shit deserve all the heart disease, strokes, and heart attacks they get

fpbp

Eat a dick faggot
Lurk more

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>that seems pretty brainless
Easier said than done

>It's not food, it's art!
For once I agree, that is amazing.

This scares me

Not enough worthy new contributions here
I was holding into this for 22 weeks mainly sick of the same old shit along with nonstop webm threads

I agree they don't need to be nonstop. Whoever keeps making them isn't even waiting for the old one to 404, they just make a new one the moment bump limit is hit. Which on a fast board is ok but is really not needed here.

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Serious question: why do you repost these same garbage facebook webums every single fucking day?

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Woo

Woo Woo

Woo Woo Woo

It's just meme cooking but that does look rather nifty. I wouldn't ever make it though. Too much work.

That sounds fucking horrible honestly

th..thanks for this

¿better?

There should be a sticky for webms that have been posted over 200 times. Once a web is posted the 200th time, it goes to the sticky and can't be reposted anywhere else.

>instant end to Jack posting
I like this idea.

Why are girls always so desperate for attention?

Because they have no interest in anything so they have to live through others.

>Lurk more
>more
lurk moar newfag

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maybe today will be the day that somebody clicks the 'like' button

"Ever wanted to BATHE in a POOL OF BEER?"

This is retarded. No one can be this stupid.

Jesus Christ what are these things made of

Unobtainium.

Ahh the one Jackass stunt that I did re-enact

The gimmick is that instead of fine blades, it has thicker brushes that shatter things rather than cut them.
I think it has blades lower, but I don't know.

>he doesn't take a sip at the end

Fake af.

also shilling webms
i mean /webm/ is pretty much late night /infomercials/ now

>moar
Is it summer already?
Trying this hard
On Veeky Forums

>is it summer already

Yeah, in fucking 'straya, where both of you newfriends are apparently from.

le summa meem XD

stay frosty kiddo

So make some better ones. People who bitch about content without making any are scum.

i try but keep getting "webm rejected because audio isn't allowed".

not sure what i'm doing wrong. :(

Uh, make it without audio?

>throwing up on a perfectly good plate of sushi

cmon steveo

but then it's only half as good as it could be and i won't settle for second best!

That (you) is here with a golden hook as you have gone beyone the weak bait stage and have now leveled up from 9 to 10 grats

I'd drink it if it was girls sweating and pissing in it

mods, please c'mon. this kid needs a rest.

Now you see part of the dilemma. Finding material that is interesting, short enough, and works with no audio is slightly challenging.

Janny>mods
Kids need rest
Keks

^ignore mode engaged. you've been fed.

Here is that (you) again

>M-M-M-MULTIPLATE!

yea but i also don't consider infomercials to be vip quality.

i've some good ones that might work if i edit out the audio. maybe i'll get onto later tonight.