>named Red Delicious
>isn't delicious
Named Red Delicious
>hamburger
>isn't ham
>called OP
>isn't original
>american cheese
>it's not cheese.
>dumb frogposter
>is actually retarded
>strawberry
>not really a berry
>chicago pizza
>it's actually a fucking pie
>named coca-cola
>no cocaine
>Red Rooster
>serves chicken
It's not even red.
Granny Smith is the best table apple, prove me wrong
>granny smith
>doesn't make me cookies and milk
>claims to use mozarella
>it's actually fior di latte
delicious apples indicate there are bumps on the bottom of them. non delicious are flat.
>Subway
>isn't underground
>says hes my father
>no pic of him in the family album
>called a caper berry
>my pie tasted like shit
>op's mum
>it's actually his dad
>on /b/
>OP acts for pictures of cheese pizza
>always one user that posts pedophile shit instead
>?????
How do you get the 2 things confused?
love frog threads
>called french fries
>are not french
t.child
Can't eat fruit unless it tastes like candy
>being green makes it less mature than if it were red
what the fuck?
>'go'za
>is actually a soup
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It's a candy food
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It's like I'm back on /b/ ten years ago
All Hail Facebook Frog!!
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le frog
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bachelor frog never stopped being funny and relevant
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>not picking line with old lady or man so nobody will think you chose the hot cashier on purpose
I'm too lazy to get a socially awkward penguin
>not only reading but actually replying to dumb frogposter spam
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I just wanted to be reminded of the good times
My last FBF
Goodnight everybody, have a good one.
>dumb frogposter spam
It's a lot better than pepe #31597 or wojack #2257985
I actually did this yesterday. Good times
Nevar Forget
Goodnight fellow anons
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>Moonshine
>Has nothing to do with the moon
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haha and how come you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?!?!?!??!!?!
Its cause theyre cut julienne. A thin, shoestring like cut often called the french cut. French cut fried potatoes = "french frys"
>Post in thread
>No actual cylinder of wood, OR long piece of string
>hot dog
>not even made of dog
>tip
>automatically added to your bill
Chicken fried steak, doesn't even have a beak
FROG NOT MAKE GROG DURING MOON
Do you even know what a frogposter is?
/thread
Types /thread, the thread keeps going
>suggests the thread will keep going
Granny smiths are sour
>welsh rabbit
>no rabbit to be found
its rarebit you stupid frogposting faggot
Macintosh, Jazz, Pink Lady and Honeycrisp would like a word.
>americans and their 2000 apple types
who /gala and fuji/ here
gala for when you feel like eating apple flavored sand, fuji when you need that crisp juicy deliciousness
stop derailing the thread faggots
Actually packaging says cheese like product for said cheese haha
iktf
it's usually made at night when the moon is out
but it is in the shape of a dog
>butterfly
>isn't a piece of butter hovering in the air