How should one go about drafting a letter to a pornstar?

Brilliant really

maybe we can meet someday

i want you to make me dong disappear

(in a good way)

and we can watch tom and jerry cartoons

Hail and well met my lady,

I doff my trilby to thee and would like to extend my salutations for your latest sexual kerfuffle. I personally have cranked my shaft to your buxom and angelic body more times than I may ever count! Mayhaps one day we could engage in a debauched rendezvous in my mother's house? I anxiously await your response!

Your humblest celibate servant,
user

if you're into that

Will use this one day.

love it

audibly kek'd

Attention slag,

You have been selected to lick my gooch.

Sincerely,
Rockhard Throbbing

Oh now this is just lovely. Nice work.

Replace
>Your humblest celibate servant,
With something more Don Quixote but not beta

youtube.com/watch?v=5pI-LNOIV9k

Knock her dead, user

Quixote was beta as fuck for Dulcinea though.

Dulcinea didn't exist you ape, It isn't beta to devote yourself to an ideal woman

The joke is that an ideal women is a meme and real women are just smelly donkey cunts. You completely miss the comedy of rping as Don Quixote to a porn star.

(not him btw) I just feel bad for saps like you that can't appreciate the Don