ITT: Post food mascots you'd fuck

ITT: Post food mascots you'd fuck

I've always wondered why is it laughing?

What's so funny that'd make a cow laugh?

i find the cheese earrings weirder

Just cow fashion I guess.

ur small dick lol

Its a coping mechanism because she was forcefully impregnated then her baby was taken from her at birth and now every day a pervert fondles her ripe teets and puts suction cups on her nipples then watches and jacks off ass tit puss is vacumed from her nipples
Thats why she laughs
Cos if she didn't shed cry

>Cos if she didn't shed cry
damn...

Fuck off, vegan

have you ever even been on a farm? or met a cow irl?

Yes I live in Scotland its mostly farms

uggh fair enough i probably wouldn't eat cattle products from that shithole either

Because it's a French joke that was transliterated directly.
The French is Vache qui Rit (vash kee ree), which is a play on words on Valkyrie.

The brand started from a French WW2 company that tried to appeal to the Nazi occupiers. Hence the Valkyrie joke.

Dennys girl used to be big on /co/ and elsewhere. I was always a Starbucks guy myself. At one point I made my friend help me make a list of qt mascots for some possible game or something dumb like that. Utz girl and the morton salt qt where on the list.

based cheese knowledge user

>tfw you will never have a Valkyrie cow gf.

i wanna MILK that cow

>Veeky Forums "I'm not a furry I swear!"

>Dennys girl
Wendy's, you tasteless swine.

>is it supposed to look like that
>what is it doing
>should i help

Nobody is denying their furfaggotry here.

Itt: plebs

>He doesn't want to wake up tied to his bed with the King looming over him.

Both are about as interesting.

user s-stop...i can only get so hard...

...

Both pale next to the Morton Salt girl.