Go to mcdonald's to order a 1/4 pounder with cheese

>go to mcdonald's to order a 1/4 pounder with cheese
>accidentally say Big Mac
Any other retards who consistently fuck up orders?

No, because I'm not retarded.

i just use uber eats my time is valuable

iv'e been ordering two soft tacos at taco bell for 20 years. i don't change orders a lot.

Big Mac is better anyway

what shithole do u live in where they dont have the computer screen order thingy???
anyway i also fuck up orders with my autism
>be at new bbq/grill restaurant opening
>cute waiter comes over
>say to myself that im going to order the bbq burger with onion rings and fries
>fuck up and say i want the seafood chowder
>everyone else on my today gets these massive burgers with golden crispy onion rings
>sit in regret for the rest of the meal while trying to say that i really wanted the chowder not a burger
fuckk

>cute waiter
t. fag

>order half pounder with cheese
>paid for double quarter pounder with cheese
>go home and open bag to find 2 quarter pounders with cheese

Dunno if i got bamboozled or what

Once I was at a nicer steak place. I ask specifically "do you guys cook extra because people don't understand what medium rare is or do you cook it medium rare?". She assures me they cook medium rare as medium rare. I say great. Later my steak comes well done. Apparently I had asked for that accidentally. The people I was with confirmed it. I didn't ask for it but they were nice enough to cook me a rare steak even though I was the one who fucked up. Waitress was very nice

I always order at the kiosks. I never customize my burgers and there’s a lot less chance of the person making my burger to fuck it up compared to the person who took my order to fuck it up.

>go to taco bell
>order a breakfast meal
>forget to ask for a hash brown on the side
>get cinnabons instead

>go to McDonald's
>ask for large double quarter pounder meal with extra cheese, two mcdoubles, a vanilla thickshake, and an additional large fries
>forget to ask for apple pie

Good riddance fatty

I remember they used to fry the apple pies
Mmmhm

you're an asshole ear what you're served you nit picking douche bag..

Take the top bun off of the 2nd one and put em together and now you have a low rent big mac

This problem wouldn't happen if you ordered the superior burger. The Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

>paying $5 extra (without tip) on a $7 order to have some dumbass bring it to you.

>being poor

You're an asshole ear. I did it eat it later though. It was fine.

i always forgot the standard whopper doesn't come with cheese.

i have to put a kraft single on my burger when i get home.

yeah one time I asked the guy at maccas for a pack of the brand of smokes I buy

>go to Taco Bell
>they fuck up your order
>go complain and get missing items
>end up forgetting to grab sauce

get mcdouble with lettuce and mac sauce.

>walk into KFC
>ask a member of staff "Yo, is this Kentucky Fried?"
>she smiles and says yes
>order a Big Mac and small fries

...

ive always wanted to go into mcdonalds and ask for a footlong italian herb and cheese just to see what they would say, but ive never done it.

/thread

how much fuel does it cost for you to drive there and back?

>go to taco bell
>can't decide what to get because there's so many delicious choices

Certainly not $5 worth, how far is your McDonalds?

>Paying tip.

>she smiles
get out normie ree

> /r9k/

>I'd like your newest box meal, please
Hasn't failed me yet

The only mistake I ever make is not asking for my food without mayonnaise

two bean burritos here my brother
since i was like 10, 23 years ago
on topic though, the beans have a burnt taste as often as not, the last ten years or so.

do u have a lot of fedoras
or do you call them trilbys

Yeah

Should've just said "Royale with Cheese". Or maybe "le Whopper".

I live 0.2 miles from a McDonalds. I get it like once a week and my girlfriend yells at me because it's bad. BTW I walk there after the gym and get like 4 sandwiches and sometimes fries

It's been months but im still raging over my last visit to McDs

I was craving a big mac so i went and ordered one. 4 bucks and some change, okay whatever. Then as i finish paying i see their stupid digital menu switch to the next slide and see THEY HAVE THE 2 FOR $5 MENU IN EFFECT SO I COULD HAVE GOT ANOTHER BIG MIC OR A FILET OF FISH FOR JUST A DOLLAR MORE

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED.

I've been so mad i haven't gone back since

>I can put on extra weight for only a dollar more, wow what value

Don't pretend you would've given the other one to a friend

I'm not pretending anything friend I would've chowed them both down

I rarely walk up to a counter to order something, normally when I do it’s smokes at a gastation so I’ve accidentally asked the McDonald’s people at the counter for “pack of camel menthol” without thinking just as a kinda muscle memory/ mental thing

BUT if you order a weirdo they will make it fresh!

My arteries!