Favorite philosopher

Aquinas
0

Stirner
20 girls
30 girls (male)

John Gray
1

John Green
I didn't even have sex, I just lay beside her

Heidegger/Spinoza

4 or 5

Sam Harris
0 girls
70 guys

Nietszche.

0 girls, 2 guys.

Plato
9?

Derrida
54,372

Ellul, 0 girls, 5 guys

but then I deconstructed them and they were men in dresses

8
Baudrillard

does f-list count as 'fucking'?

Lacan
There is no such thing as sexual relations user

Heraclitus
0

Do the girls have to exist in reality?

Wittgenstein
1

I bet they were all under age you sick pedophile
How do the french get away with it

Camus
2 girls. 1 guy.

kek

Marcus Aurelius
12
22 years old

Nobody asked for your age ffs

Wittgenstein, 8

Aristotle

0

Plato
24

>Plato
>3 or 4. I’m not sure

Walter Benjamin.
Do prostitutes count?

they do, because if they don’t then this whole thread is even less meaningful

theres an lack of 0's. I think youre all lying

>Kierkegaard
>0

I ate an Iranians bushy pussy tho

any tips?

Seneca
14

>Do prostitutes count?
No, because you're probably not going to see them again anyway.

Then 1.

why would you do that... and how did you find an iranian woman that wasn’t guarded by 50 men

That's a lie, I'm a recurring client for one.

Cioran
5

youtu.be/GmtPXzXxl90

>She also happened to mention to me that her friend had wondered if going to a prostitute while you're engaged is considered cheating. His feeling was they're never going to see each other again so what's the difference.

Not a philosopher

Camus
14-15 depending if we count a whiskey dick

Derrida wasn't a philosopher

i fucked a prostitute who had a boyfriend, was she cheating?

Deleuze

0 girls, several animals without organs, several potatoes and a patch of grass

Deleuze
3

Only if she considered you to be a prostitute at the same time. Prostitute-client confidentiality would then be established both ways. Its a neat trick.

Kierkegaard
0

Berkeley
0

Schopenhauer.
0.

Foucault
3 girls
2 guys

i've never kissed a girl

Hegel
1

0 girls
but maybe 6 guys and by 9 guys
peter sloterdijk

Nietzsche
0

Dennett
Stopped counting at 50.
Wish i kept count, so I could stop at 69

There more patrician the philosopher, the lower the partner count.

I don't read philosophy.
2.

Only if the boyfriend didn't know she was a prostitute

schopenhauer
-1

Aquinas
0

-1?

Seneca
5

Nietzsche
1

She pegged him, probably. Or he fucked a post-op tranny and only found out later

Steroids and confidence

the real tip would be to stop looking for waifus and cuties and start looking for girls who are looking to get paid attention to for a night and fuck

Wittgenstein
33

Plato
1 2 if you count god

Nice job user

suppose truth is a woman

>me
>2

I lost count of how many girls / traps blew me though

Aristotle
3

Not sure I would count 2 of them since I couldn't stay hard inside and had to finish with a handjob. Third one was a hooker that I paid for just to prove I could have sex. Turns out I just can't get intimate with somebody I actually care about.

>tfw the sun also rises

Myself
0

Realize the beauty of the inside of a fig or a fresh baked loaf when you look at it also dude just don't worry about death lol

Hegel
0

Kill me.

Are you me?

Awful thread OP.

Marx
11 girls, maybe 6 guys?

Also
>the bisexual representation in this thread

kill yourselves, faggots. this is a redpilled, Christian board, and you are not welcome here

hideaki anno
ive long since lost count. i go to SEA, and i cant understate this, a lot.

I've studied him most, so, Hegel.
Don't see the allure of sex, or intimate relationships beyond friends, so, 0.

Cioran
0

Cioran is for the chronically antisocial and insecure fuck off normie

>a hunchback virgin (known autist)
>somewhere near 20

We were here long before you left your containment board boo~

Derrida
I don't keep track of the dudes I fuck

I said LEAVE, FAGGOTS!

Philosophy is for nerds
0

wittgenstein
0

>calling anyone a nerd
>0 sex

...

Russel
3

Jesus Christ
1

Parfit
15 girls, 4 guys

Damn bruv you need to get out and meet new alter boys