Al/ck/ thread: fuck valentines day edition

i'm about to say fuck it and buy a sheet cake and a bottle of vodka

If you want to experience delirium you need to take five times that. No joke.

But why would you want to? I did once when I was a teen and it made me retarded for a day (as in actually cognitively impaired... made me fail a math test). I also kept having violent spasms every time I would start drifting off to sleep and I had lingering spasms (though less violent and frequent) for days after I did it.

The effects sucked too and might actually be dangerous if you're not used to it. It's not like a "fun" hallucination. These hallucinations are scary and you can't tell them apart from reality so you might hurt yourself.

Brandy

Only 4 beers tonight feels good trying my best to stay positive no point in being down all the time. Maybe tommorow I'll feel better and want to communicate with people at work. Be safe tonight alckys.

buy vodka, good deli pickles and plain lay's chips. mix vodka with v8. sounds good

There's no such thing as a poop flake. Everybody knows that.

Why do olives go so well with booze lads?

>If you want to experience delirium you need to take five times that. No joke.
do not wish to do that
im just tired now

Why isn't malt liquor common in Canada?

This is actually hilarious.

Fuck Canada, I was on my way to Toronto to visit a buddy and we stopped to get gas in some random town. I asked where I could get some beer and the lady was like "oh, I'm sorry but this is a dry town, you'll have to drive another 40 miles to the next city". Fucking ridiculous.

>dry town

literally all of my wats

was sober for 5 days, all well, met up with gf for pints after her job the other day. fast forward to now am hungover as fuck after a 3 day binge got a job interview in an hour and too hungover to go. So.... having a couple of beers then go anyway.

Fuck you and that AIDS ridden queer Steve Jobs. I met her years before that fucking stupid voice app was ever a thought in anyone's mind.

Is it a good idea to drink when sick?

>So.... having a couple of beers then go anyway.
that's the spirit

>Is it a good idea to drink
no

the alcohol will disinfect you

>t. university of broscience

Yup went there with my family one time thought I would sneak away to the gas station for a 6 pack or 40 oz. Was told they only sell beer at supermarkets or something what a shit hole. God bless you Canadian alcks

I can actually stop at any time. I sometimes wonder why you all just don't either. I can only assume the majority of the posters here are larping.

one long bender

>I can actually stop at any time
But you don't

No, but being sick AND having withdrawals is worse. Just be careful, mixing alcohol and drugs can seriously fuck you up, and not always in a good way.

>tfw you realize your real addiction is strip clubs and alcohol is just a symptom

does anyone else here always keep a big supply of lucozade on hand to help with the head pain

Don't know that feel. Strip clubs always made me uncomfortable. Sleazy and depressing. I'd seriously rather just bang a desperate fat girl or stay home watching porn. Also, I doubt you'd become an alcoholic drinking at strip clubs. You'd go broke before you became an addict.

ugh just stood up and got a huge headrush
noticed i was kinda walking "funny"

Well, I'm in a third world country and the currency and expectations are very weak for strippers. The strip club also has a special on the locally manufactured rum to get a 275ml bottle for about $15 USD. This is essentially where all my discretionary income goes.

I typically don't eat all day, go to the club ( here now) spend my meal money + a little extra and buy the bottle.

A dance here is $5 vs the $20 in the US. I also go to the shittiest one in town to avoid seeing anyone I know. Roof literally leaks.

I also get off on rejecting the girls so I don't spend that much. I'm a sick fuck who enjoys saying no and manipulating the ones I dance with to mock the others etc. Truthfully it makes me feel powerful.

youtube.com/watch?v=uOZUnKgRzH0
Whoever posted this dude in the last thread, thank you. Been researching him and listening to his shit, and he was real talented

Well, you're an asshole, but I'm a drunk loser so I can't really judge. At least your situation makes more sense. Strip clubs in the US are fucking horrible. Cheers.

I am an asshole, but I don't know what in my post would give that impression. These women are getting paid and know full well what I like. They're naturally catty and call each other ugly whores all the time. Playing them off each other is fun, is that what makes me an asshole in your view? That's fine.

I'm a misogynist and I have no regrets.

Because they're garbage people, and you're just as trash as them. Except you also pay for blue balls while you're at it.

In my country, strip clubs are just advertisement for prostitutes. Rest assured I get blown by them when I choose to.

I'm a married guy. I'm just a kid, 22, but had to marry because I knocked her up.
She was my first girlfriend. I had a tremendous crush on her since 2013, and it continued, until I finally drunkenly met her two years later and things went good from there. She was never really good with me. I knew she liked me, somehow, at least I didn't disgust her. One year together, and I had to go to another city to study. I don't want to make this too long, so I'll just tell you that she was being TOO friendly with other guy (who, being honest, was way more attractive than me). Everybody was sincerely telling me that she was probably cucking me emotionally with him (they never saw them kissing nor anything). But the way they texted, God damn, she never told me she liked my eyes, nor anything about me actually, unlike that guy. GOD FUCKING DAMN, even before going out of town, she had some friends who talked to her like a slut, and she called other guy sexy (and he was). Other guy told her to get a dildo to ride all night long. And she slightly flirted with some guy over Facebook.
And I forgave her. I was autistically in love with her.
Around one year later, more or less, we started having the very same problem with another guy. They would tell me she was always with him, he would walk her home, and talk every day. I confronted her, and she told me It wasn't a problem. That she was confused. I told her she had to cut contact with that guy if she really wanted to be with me. She told me she was going to. Some day, she posted a Facebook status on his wall, about a huge abyss who had to separate them. My family saw it. I guess I was that abyss.
We had problems everyday until, someday, a week before my birthday, she cut contact with me. She sent me a picture of a ridiculously little scratch on her arm and told me "look at what you made me do". It seriously made me chuckle.

Sorry for the blog post. I'll keep typing just because I have to say it.

That doesn't make it any better. If anything, it makes you more one with the garbage.

Former alk here of 7 years.

I still check back here as a reminder of where I was. Just want to tell you guys you can get out of this if you really want to. It's really hard though.

If anybody wants any advice or support I'll offer it.

Pic related. This is what sobriety and a stable job has given me. I am finally going to have a car soon after 7 years.

is that 20s an 5s man?

Fucking get back on the sauce

That's fine user. I hope your judgemental attitude makes you feel better. I mean that too. Throw any abuse you need to if it would make you feel better.

I think this thread's going a bit off the rails. I called the dude an asshole in the spirit of solidarity. These threads aren't really for being at each other's throats. Let's all shake hands and be dirtbags together, okay?

You guys are both fucking stupid and wrong. You're probably naive and then overreact at shit, and she's probably taking dick, which is the only line that should be drawn, not any of this faggy "oh they flirted or were friendsly at each other."

Either way, you both have a kid, so grow the fuck up and stop being so selfish. The boatta ya.

salt?

I don't feel anything but an abstract form of disgust. I know there are garbage people with nothing really redeemable about them, but actually hearing their stories just feeds my nebulous resentment

good work man

That's what I'm doing at the moment.
I wanted to type all that shit to try to explain why I'm now in a deadbed marriage with a nagging woman who wouldn't give me a blowjob to save her life.

I knocked her up in one of our yearly pity virginess - keeping anal sex and my cock slipped.

Meh, it's not like I can complain. If you saw me irl you would pity her for being now tied to me.

Huh? No worries man.
I hope you find some degree of happiness.

BTW, all of your friends, her friends and your family telling you that she was cucking you is not overreacting.
I know I should have ended it there, but, you know, I was desperate.

Wanna know the worst part? She's damn ugly

It's 1200 which to me before would have seemed unachievable. That's minus the 1500 and some change I had to pay the state for my dwis from 7 fucking years ago. I've been sober (for the most part) since December.

Thank you it was really hard. I still get urges sometimes and I had a slip up new years Eve. Went on a 2 day bender blew 800 and ended up in fucking jail. Fucking alcohol man.

Amerifags, best whiskey handle for ~$25 in the southeast?

Friendly advice, which is corny as shit, just follow the golden rule. Treat her awesome, and although she may take advantage at first or initially be a manipulative cunt, if it's genuine the love will be returned.

Or if she's a real piece of shit who doesn't even care about a stable household to raise both of yours' child, then there's not much redeemable. But try the first option first and stick at it even after the inevitable seem-like-forever setbacks.

4mg of Phenibut tonight

you mean grams?

I've tried weed, benzos, codeine all that shit made me want to drink, felt bored after codeine and went to buy booze, same same with benzos, everytime i took some i'd feel like I need something and i'd just go buy booze

Phenibut feels really nice, zero anxiety, feel super nice, first time doing it today wasnt feeling that good 3 hours after taking my first 1.5mg and even thought i'd go to a bar but everything's alright now i'm enjoying it alot.

yes 4g

What do you think I did for the last two years? I was fucking happy I was going to found a family with "the love of my life".
After a year and a half of celibacy, nagging, calling me disgusting, threatened to kick me out, whispering bad shit about me to my girl and after I stopped giving a shit and now she calls me a fucking alcoholic and disgusting.
Hell, we didn't even fuck at our weddings night. That blind first year was the best of my life tho.

I live in the Rust Belt, but I feel like bourbon prices are going to be pretty fucking good in the Southeast. You'll have your pick. Ezra Brooks is about the lowest of the bottom shelf I'll go, but you should definitely be able to find the likes of Buffalo Trace, Evan William Single Barrel, WT101 (although, did they end that line already? Can't remember; it's not available in my state anymore, fucking po-dunk ass Ohio). You may be able to find Jim Beam BiB or Old Granddad BiB for around that price or not much more. I highly recommend OGD BiB. Best bourbon for the money, no question.

pics

Dude fuck that shit sounds like she is subhuman trash. Do something about it

lol @ the dude next to me in the bar that asks if they take AmEx and then orders a gin and tonic Bombay Sapphire, gets told that they have xyz gin instead, chooses Hendricks and says he's never heard of it before. and wants to double check he didn't order a hundred dollar per shot gin, bartender explains that luckily gin is a quick distill, so even mid level gins at a slightly fancy bar will never reach "shit that's expensive" prices like a whiskey would. nonetheless, no bartender worth their salt would suggest a liquor more than a few dollars above the original price point the client wanted without letting them know.

needless to say, dude needed "calamari" explains to him and then orders two dinners to eat alone.

She's not. She's only like any other woman. I typed that first paragraph to put it in context. Why would she need to cling to other men's attention (even if it wasn't going to lead to anything sexual)?
Because I can't provide that spark other men do.
Put you in her shoes. A clingy beta faggot knocked you up by accident and now you have to live the rest of your life with him. What kind of woman would have any respect for someone who had so little self steem to be willing to jeep "fighting for her" after you were clearly trying to get the sexual attention from other guys, while giving him zero of that, and then trying to get rid of him but he didn't just get it, then you cut him out, then you didn't want to be alone so you went back to him. And you got pregnant with that loser.
I feel bad for her. I was stupid and now we both have to pay for my mistake.

And why are you telling us that?

I have no idea what the fuck your point is, but Hendrick's is usually pretty pricey at a bar. Bombay Sapphire is too, although not quite as much. Also, a totally different kind of gin. If you want a London dry, go with Beefeater. It's plentiful and doesn't suck. Hendrick's is awful in G&Ts. I go with Boodle's if they have it, but usually they don't.

oh rite, sorry "i'm at home, should i get another fifth? i just shit myself, my mom says "no more" does anymore think that they drink too much? DAE vodka??"

Can I drink on naltrexone? Already 4-5 drinks in. Can I take it?

That kid didn't ask to be a part of this shit.

Grow the fuck up and be there for him, or given him to someone who can. That goes for your shitty baby mama too. And yes, that means not being a fucking alcoholic.

well I got vodka, redbull, and a loaf of french bread.
good enough

That's what hurts, man. I love my little girl. And after the day I got married, I stopped drinking, and after months, I would just drink once a month. I started drinking every day on vacations from school (a bottle of wine, which compared to half a litter of vodka I used to drink back then, it's nothing) since I had to realize how my life has been, and how it had impacted in my wife's too. I mostly do it just so I can escape at nights. I work and study. I do great in both things. I only drink on weekends because I have to be functional. But I'm worried my baby will have to grow up in a home where her parents didn't get along quite well. I'm not confrontative, but my wife is really passive - aggressive.
I want my baby to be happy. But I can't fake a superficial smile knowing what's going on.

I really think it would be better if we get a divorce. We are very young, she can find another man. I would still provide for her. But this is not working at all.
At this point I just want to be left alone, and go visit my baby on my way back from school.

If you're drinking hard because of a girl you're a grade A bitch

Happy conception day faggots.

We've all got our reasons, but it's rarely just a girl. And even if it is, the results are all the same. Fuck off. Being a hard drinker is rough no matter how you came by it.

Girl is one of many excuses for me to drink. no girl, and i still would drink

I used to.

>tfw want to get drunk on spirit without having to mix, but too much of a tastebudlet to enjoy the taste of anything but expensive rum

If you let cheap vodka sit in your mouth it will burn off all your taste buds.

not a bad plan

wesley

I love lego-posting. I owned most of what I've seen so far.

It will make you not want to dink. You'll be like, 'I have a buzz going on, but wtf is this beer shit? It's poison'.

It's great. I'm thinking about buying a few sets I had when I was a child.

Shut up asshole I'm trying to drown my woes with wine and music in peace

>wake
>shake
>puke
>realise it's valenchads day
>look to other side of bed, taytay is apparently STILL lost and yet to find her way home
>drag zombie-like self to shop
>see valentines day cards come in PACKS OF FIVE
>Buy ALLLLL the alcohol
Yeah nah fuck today. Blackout asap pls

I am going to pretentious pub this friday. Requesting most pretentious and obscure, but real cocktails.

Order their most expensive whiskey and just pound that shit. Not recommended if you're poorfag scum.

It is pretentious pub, not luxurious. I went there one year ago and ordered b52 with absinthe (or b53 I don't really know). It was lit, so before I was going to succ it with straw I blew fire away. People said that not the right way to drink. Won't straw just melt? I don't get it.

I am going to drink but I have to go to another walmart across my city because I am becoming too familiar at my local one.

I'm sure my local has memorized my credit card number.

How often do you buy at local store?

>still having shame

Give it a year youngblood. You'll start going without showering wearing dirty ass clothes and reeking of liquor.

I am only missing liquor smell. Anyway, still courious how to drink b-52.

already there

when i have a job i go to liquor stores but i have a $100 dollar gift card and waiting on my small tax refund and just recently quit my job so I am not trying to spend my real money at the moment until i find another job.

local stores? i drink a pint or more of vodka everyday or whatever is cheaper or on sale