What voice do you use when reading comments on this website?

What voice do you use when reading comments on this website?

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>he subvocalises

i alternate between my impressions of mickey mouse, donald duck, and goofy, a-yhuk a-yhuk !

>he doesn't subvocalise

Brainlets subvocalise.

>he sometimes subvocalises and sometimes doesn't

if Veeky Forums, high piched whiny voice
if Veeky Forums, masculine gay voice

I subvocalise everything I read in my own voice

Can relate to

if you don't subvocalise how can you tell whether or not you're reading good prose?

what voice for /pol/?

I imagine Veeky Forums comments sounding like cute anime girls.

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For the redpilled /pol/sters a deep German accent.
For the anti-/pol/ shills a nasally Jew York accent.

If you actually have a little voice in your head for everything you read then I'm lmaoing at your life.

depends on the board
Veeky Forums sounds like a genetic dead-end

you're blinded by total ideology seek Zizek

Brendaniel's

>muh pole
>marxist aka economic illiterate
>freudian aka sex obsessed
dropped

I'm correct tho
/pol/ is pure ideology, indoctrinaiton. satirical board taken seriously then the community made it the norm. Thats why moot removed /new/ back in the day, it gets stupid after a while when the users become believers.

these two- youtube.com/watch?v=3I8DLmyMzc0

>literal /pol/ shilling
>HURR I'M NOT /POL/ YOU'RE PARANOID NOT EVERYONE WHO HATES JEWS, MARXIST BOOGEYMEN, AND FETISHIZE GERMANS ARE /POL/
kys

On-topic comments for most boards: average 20-30 male voice, female if poster poses as a female in a convincing way
Shitposts: loud and shrill child voice with an overly ironic tone
/pol/posters: whiny teenager with a lisp trying too hard to sound menacing and adult

>everyone on Veeky Forums is the same person

for all your personality you may as well be.

t. drooling vegetable

is this franics bacon?

the voice of a nasally fat kid with acne who's clothes don't fit him, usually when he is angry and trying to sound sophisticated.