If you eat french fries with mayo you are literally a homosexual

can't do pure mayo on fries.. but i love mayo based sauces

garlic sauce from a gyro place
freddy's fry sauce, or in-n-out's spread
tartar sauce

^ those > plain > ketchup > mayo

>literally
14 year old girls should not be posting here.
Now get away or you’ll miss the kardashians, young lady.

I unironically enjoy french fries with dijon mustard / honey mustard.

you guys should try it

Fuck I'm gonna get a friet met for lunch, check ya later sucka's!

ranch is the best frie condiment
best any condiment

OP is a closeted homo.

Anyway, it goes:
>flavored mayonnaise (like herb mayo, garlic mayo, pepper mayo)
>mayo based sauces (creamy hot sauce or honey mustard, etc)
>plain mayonnaise
>other delicious sauces like bernaise, bone marrow aioli, curry sauce, gravies, etc)
>plain mustard
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>ketchup

But I'm a fag and I hate mayo on fries

Also tranny
Yes, ketchup is shit but fries deserve to be free of mayo
Hot sauce belongs on all fast food though

You’re the kind of tranny I can get behind

I love fries with BBQ sauce, how come nobody ever mentions it?

Because it’s shit. Fries don’t need anything except salt. Food tastes good on its own. You people use food as a way to add a variety of textures to your sauces. It’s pretty gay.

We try not to make fun of the profoundly retarded

Glad that i use tartar sauce, then.

Like, totally this!

One with a spicy asshole?

Hot food helps clear the sewers. I might be a degenerate tranny fucker, but I don’t want shit on my dick.

Fry sauce > plain >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just mayo > just ketchup