St Valentines Day Massacre

First we make some breakfast.

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hello whats going on in here

tripfaggotry
move along

whats for breakfast

>DinoTendies by the sea
Don't die in the water, DinoTendies.

not respecting the mess that is tino tendies.get bent faggot

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>Dinotendies was never from the states at all
>Hes from puerto rico

No! Sea turtles are endangered!

All of them?

I think all species are endangered ;_;

>haha
Also DINO TENDIES

DinoTendies please don't cook unborn sea turtles

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NO YOU FUCKING MONSTER

>chicken eggs covered in sand
Tendies you sly dog

are you actually fucking doing this

no there's no way those are actually turtle eggs, you probably just buried chicken eggs

dont they look a little circular to be chicken eggs though

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ew ketchup

gag

not at all in
the second one from the bottom is clearly oblong in shape, and the rest of them follow the same pattern.

please describe the taste, do they taste like fish?

ok yes i pray that this is the case

tendies are these just the nice! eggs you bought in the last thread
you sly fuckin dog

Not bad. A little crunchy because i got a bunch of sand in it.

ITT: federal felonies

You will never take my opposum and me alive coppers.

i seriously hope those are just chicken eggs you buried earlier

Thank you for being here with us dino tendies

Federal felonies is kind of redundant.

fake, fuck off with these meme threads

its chicken eggs you idiots are so gullible

The man is buying eggs and burying them solely for our entertainment. Get lost.

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wrong, I decided I didn't like it after reading though it

get fucked

we all just became witness to a felony. thanks a lot dinotendies. thanks a fucking lot.

guess you can use previous threads to plead insanity.

Fair enough.

this is fake
sea turtles start laying in the earliest march unless it's been incredibly unseasonably warm, which the opposite has been true for florida

bump

Oh wow thanks for clearing that up

>people still give this faggot attention

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well then post some OC better than dinotendies and maybe they will stop

Hey, just saying, but please don't feed the possum 'the standard american diet', proven to be horrible for all mammals.

>which the opposite has been true for florida
is this why they haven't had cheap grapefruits in my store? usually they do a couple sales of 3 for a dollar but havent even seen em advertised at all period

Give all 4 of those boxes to your "cats" please.

>Florida school shooting predicted by dinotendies

>Florida school shooting was dinotendies

madman

>St. Valentines Day Massacre
>clearly Florida
uhhh

Ok lets make this cake :)

this

Just need to wash a couple things.

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where are you bro, are you lost

I'm here

lmfao the halloween cake mix from the bootleg supermarket excursion

go DT, go

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Why though.

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8nstead of oil and egg you can use soda. I used 12oz per box.

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sea turtles lay softshell eggs faggot

I wouldn't consider the entire kitchen "a couple things"

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A FAYGO REDUCTION