A title for my novel about Jesus returning in present times. I have 2 ideas. 1. The return of the king and 2...

A title for my novel about Jesus returning in present times. I have 2 ideas. 1. The return of the king and 2. Don't be a menace to Jesus while drinking your wine in Vatican city. Thoughts? Any suggestions.

Golgotha Revisited?

Sounds really redpilled, mate. Have Jesus go on redpilled rants against feminism, cultural marxism, multiculturalism, and Jews

The return of the king is a great and wonderfully original title

Jesus doesn't speak once in the entire novel. Sorry.

Why not go with a simple "Look Who's Back"?

Wtf goddamnit.

The Second Cumming

Because of that Hitler novel/film

Don't like Hitler? Are you some sort of brainwashed liberal?

The first is terrible, the second only works if its a short story. Find a passage from the Bible for a true patrician title

>Don't be a menace to Jesus while drinking your wine in Vatican city
I bet you're one of those people who has seen Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood but hasn't seen Menace II Society, South Central, Juice, and Boys n the Hood.

The newest testament
The Quran 2 electric boogaloo: Christ strikes back

His struggle

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I think you should admit you're a fucking retard and stop writing this.

I will amit I'm an idiot yes.

King come

Now I really wanna read this.

Just call it The Most Famous Man or some shit

call it The Idiot

First is all right

Second is a memey title and those are always shit

Anzu is fucking disgusting without makeup lmai

The Book of Moremormon

The Bible 2

Humm, what about:
>what if God was one of us?
Or
>just a stranger among us?
Or even
>trying to make his way home

Everything you've loved in this world will burn: a blasphemous story
by user Q. Cocksucker

Call it

>Psalm Body Once Told Me

The New Testament 2

Like in Ben Hurr. If Jesus doesn't speak, who mainly does? And what is this main speaker trying to achieve? An interview?

This made me laugh, thanks pal.

The Gospels Episode II: The Squeakquel

As the Word (Re)Turns

This of course is 4chantastically antithetical to the message of Jesus, so have a You in that regard (although being a Ewe of his flock is far preferable)

It's about the effect Jesus returning has on the world. Lots of different characters here and there. They are just trying to make sense of it. Where ever Jesus pops up the people around him do the talking for him. Because he doesn't judge them they think they are doing the right thing lol.

If Jesus has cred in your book, that is if he is generally accepted as 'Jesus' by one and all, then the backstory as to how this cred was established will not be easy.

Not everyone believes despite a man return that looks like Jesus and who can turn water into wine. His skin color is also disputed by one of my characters families and the father is a stupid hillbilly who thinks Jesus is an ayyyyy.

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Problem Child II

The return of the thin kike spook

It's a play on words, Jesus wasn't really a king and he isn't returning as he never existed in the first place.

JESUS CHRIST... NOT AGAIN!

Oh, i see. So it's more about what human reactions would be like given the current state of affairs, concerns, etc. A satire.
Good luck!

KEK

Underated

A.I'm not op
B. No to your first and second question
C.My point was there's existing media with that name you nonce

Sein Kampf

The Prodigal Son Returns.

Mein Kampf with the Contemporary World.

Water Walk With Me

"HIDE. THE. PORN."

who is this harlot?

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His name is anzu he's a cute cosplay trap from turkey

Is this any good? I like Sinclair, but never heard of it.