Tomorrow I will make bacon and pancakes for breakfast

Tomorrow I will make bacon and pancakes for breakfast
Nighty night Veeky Forums

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During Lent? Also eating meat in the first place enjoy hair loss and your small dick.

I want to taste everything in this video
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Is that any way for someone who supposedly wants the moral high ground to act? THINK.

Nighty night user. I'm going to have some nice tea when I wake up.

Bake your bacon in the oven. Baking tray with paper, not foil. 350 for 25 minutes.

Thank me later.

>immediately stuffing your face with pig and cakes upon waking
I wonder which country you could be from

Got a toaster oven just for bacon

so worth it

>current year
>still being religious
Feudalism ended centuries ago man.

One that isn't poor and/or filled with muslims.

I wake up now Veeky Forums time to make breakfast.

Do it, you won't.

Well now that my morning fap in first I don't feel that hungry anymore...

Fag

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I made it

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One that isnt a hot, savage land full of murderous, cutthroat uneducated brown people, a far East industrial waste filled cesspool or a crumbling European semi democracy with rotting infrastructure and societal fabric, whose glory days were during the Age Of Sail.

Which of those three categories does your shithole country fall into?

>He screamed between bites of burger from his mobility scooter, while being repeatedly shot

fuck the haters
you did good, kid

>Implying I'm not eating hotcakes and bacon

kex!

>live in a country that's wealthy enough to be fat 30% of the time
>this is a bad thing
I'm sorry, there are people dying of hunger as we speak, but being fat is somehow a bad thing in comparison?
yes being overweight isn't healthy, but I'd rather run the risk of eating too much than eating too little

>Weeped the sobbing blubbernaut as she tried to fool herself into believing her well-paid therapist's advice that it's not the height of putrescence to be a chunky monkey wobbleslob porkplanet

Good job user, you're off to a roaring start. You're plate looks good, I love nice, light pancakes like that (seriously, I do).

>No raisins
>No honey
>No lemon

OBSESSED