Why arent you wearing the philosopher's jumper, Veeky Forums?

>not wearing the analytic's vestment of choice

t. Slav

You'll have to get with my friends

That's the way it iiiiis

So tell me what you want

holy..... i want more

i'm not wearing clothes

That isn't a baggy sweater you fat fuck
That's how a sweater should fit

>continentals = catholics
>catholics are superstitious and shit
>vampires dwell in catholic countries
>analytics are actually BAD ASS VAMPIRE HUNTERS
QED conticuck I just used logic so I'm right

Real thinkers never take of their parka, it's the modern day philosopher's robe and a comfort blankie to ward off normies

It needs to be thicker, with a thicker collar. No philosopher was wearing some paper thing sweater.

/falit/ thread?

>prescriptivism

Anyone preferring pullovers to cardigans is a certified pleb

lesinrocks.com/2016/06/29/style/cool-michel-houellebecq-11848290/

Patrician starterpack.

It is the banyan that is the height of literate clothing.

>that phone

Because I have moved beyond philosophy. God is the sole truth and I dedicate my every waking moment to the study of His mysteries.

>I dedicate my every waking moment to the study of His mysteries
Have you found any answers in this thread?

>implying you dont only think its baggy because every sweater you own is a fucking skin-tight potato sack

Lol when the fuck did Veeky Forums turn into Veeky Forums

>continentals = catholics
in what universe?

except alain is THE rich pseud

My body is currently at rest. I am communicating with you from the astral plane.

I can imagine a universe in which all continentals are catholics, so in that one. Better try next time, conty.

btfo

>buying ANY piece of clothing (not shoes) for more than $50

Good knitwear or coats/jackets made from durable, practical materials will almost always cost more than $50.

>buying ANY piece of clothing

>Not viewing fashion as an aesthetic outlet for the visual arts
>Not buying clothes to be a living thing of the arts
Pleb

PULL THIS THREAD, AS I WALK AWAY! (AS I WALK AWAY!)

It's capitalism

>the anal autistic is actually anal and autistic
Who would've guessed!
It's a joke based in Gothic novel conventions. Britain is too rational (read:protestant) of a country to be the setting of a novel about supernatural (superstitious) beings and the like, so it must be placed in a superstitious (read:catholic) country.

Exactly, but what I do is hound thrift stores and get expensive clothes for cheap
>mfw I found a Sanmarco turtleneck from Italy last week for $10

Sounds like you live somewhere that doesn't get real winters. Try finding a proper winter jacket that's less than $50.

>wearing anything ever

Because I'm not gay

i prefer the David Foster Wallace pussy hunt Fila sweatsuit with matching bandana

Why do you always double post (on Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums)?

Why philodophers have a proclivity for simple or attributeless clothes?

I like it. I would but it, but not at that price.

You probably can get the same jumper somewhere else for 30 dollar.

>going outside
Leave, Chad.

any philosopher would realize that this jumper suffers from the work of fashion fallacies

appeal to philosophers
I'm sure a person who just got his PhD. becuase of his trust fund would maybe buyy this as a graduation present.

or possibly a philosophy professor or teacher who just got their tenure might consider buying such an extravagant and over priced shirt.

I think the critical philosopher would rather spend 182.72 USD in philosophy skincare products.

simple is nice, doesnt stand out, having clothes that look the same eliminates time waste every morning thinking about "what do i wear, does this look good"

>mfw I've been posting this pic for quite a while and now someone's picked up the baton

Thanks, user. I bid you good luck in your de Botton posting journey.

Let's be real, Botton is just scamming idiots. Can we really blame him?

No friend, in these parts outside comes in.

>$182.72
da fuk Nigga, do it suck yo dick 2?

>$182
>for a shirt
you'd have to be a retard

at least they tried

The circle is complete.

How many times over the past year has this exact thread been made over and over again

>he doesn't wear the post-modern edgelord trench coat

I want to leave my seed inside somebodies body if I go to that house.

a MOUNTAIN house containing the remains of the Olsen twins?

No, I want to embed my biological seed into someones orifice during my stay at an overpriced cottage.

>Why arent you wearing the philosopher's jumper, Veeky Forums?
Because I'm not a homosexual.

I'll imbed my 10+1 dimensions into you like the stingray that killed Steve Irwin in -Anne Frank's oriental hideout.

Stop trying to make me feel guilty about my desire to enjoy others inside my own philosophers play castle.

What's his secret intention? Just to become rich or to use the money to spread his ideology?

>ideology
he barely has one, it amounts to
>feel good, be positive, just b urself
though it gives no paths to these things

It's quite remarkable, their business model is quite openly built on exploiting impressionable, pretentious students and wooing them into thinking they are special and intellectual. They've been quite successful so it seems.

Anyone who falls for this shit deserves it.

This.

this is an old question. what should a philosopher wear? like for instance as the rabbi wears a hat or a derwish wears a robe or as socrates is pieds nu or the pitch black a carholic priest wears with the binding around the neck or the hermit with his dirty clothes, or the neckbeard with his fedora. what distinguishes a philosopher from other people? grand question

This is the patricians garment.

have you not looked at anything in this thread

A chiton or a tunic.

Not all rabbis wear hats.