How many of these fuckers can you eat in one sitting? what is your record...

how many of these fuckers can you eat in one sitting? what is your record? i once pigged out and ate 70 halves in ~25 minutes.

10 so, that's 5 eggs. Most of the time I eat 6 halves tho. I love deviled eggs but my God they give me horrible gas and indigestion

only 10? gasses? what are you a faggot?

i don't do fatty shit like count how much of something i can eat until i'm ill

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>45 eggs
>7000 calories
>600% of your daily fat intake
And that's not even counting the mayonnaise. How fat are you ?

>several days worth of calories, fat and cholesterol

No wonder you Americans are so fat.

halves
eggs

ask me how i know you're an american

50

I don't know I've never had one.

do americans really eat 70 eggs in one sitting like it's fucking nothing

You mean 35 eggs.

why are these so much easier to eat than whole eggs?

The fuck is it?
I know it's eggs, but what kind of bollocks is on it?

Usually the eggs cut in half, yolks scooped out and mixed with mayo, then piped or spooned back into the egg halves with paprika sprinkled on top. Surprisingly addictive.

You can make with whatever shit you want though.

No idea.
I can understand how it would be hard when you don't know how to count.
>dietary cholesterol means anything

That doesn't sound awful to be honest.
Infact if I had mayo in my fridge right now I'd probably cook up some eggs and try that shit.

Next time you're out just grab some and try them. They're bretty gud, m8.

>several days worth of calories
The eggs are only about 2700. Even with mayo I doubt it comes to 2 days.
45, half of 70. 7000 calories. Millennial (Gen Z) much?

You forgot the mustard.

Some people do, some people don't.

there are recipes out there for a million different variations too if you're not feeling creative, I've had them with bacon/lettuce tomato, smoked salmon/cream cheese/capers, fresh jalapenos, lots of shit. they're great.

Yeah, super versatile finger food for sure.

Ever Easter during college my roommates and I would make 50 eggs worth of these and eat them while watching Cool Hand Luke. The farts were amazing

>The eggs are only about 2700
Try close to 3500, and there are more ingredients than mayo (which is already bad enough). Retard

>The eggs are only about 2700. Even with mayo I doubt it comes to 2 days.
Reading comprehension. Come back to Veeky Forums when you reach the 3rd grade.

I'm honestly not crazy about them. They're fine but I like eggs pretty much any other way over them.

>1800 calories a day is somehow not normal
Fuck off hungry skeleton.

ain't no one can eat 50 egg

need mustard, some garlic salt, and I top my with a slice of smoled salmon from Aldis

shit is loved by everyone

I usually eat 3, maybe 4

>HUHGUHUEHUEHFUESH HOW FAT R U?????!!?

Fuck off of Veeky Forums and back to Veeky Forums, moron.

that movie is so good.