Me and my wife having pizza

Me and my wife having pizza

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Here's a chicken (not mine).

Here is an orangutan. (It is mine.)

Christ she looks like she's 50 yo. You done fucked up, should have snagged an asian, they age well.

shit pizza. shit wife. fuck you, cunt.

not true
Your wife looks sweet and genuine

it's hard to eat pizza in a ladylike manner

this is the closest i've seen. notice how high she holds the plate as to not spill any crumbs.

only 8 slices, hope you didn't pay more than a pittance for that tiny lil guy!

here's a 'go 'za I made from dead wife's remains

Your wife is cute user. Tell her we said that we hope she enjoys her pizza. I hope you enjoy it too user.

looks like she fucks black guys

is her bf taking the pic?

Honestly op, she looks like she fucks blacks.

She’s pretty and looks sweet. But what sort of pizza is that?

Enjoy the pizza :)
Your wife looks cute and happy

Me and my wife having dinner.

>If this is fake
Your wife looks like a coalburner m8 ahahaha

>On the tiny chance it's real
She's very nice and it's a nice wholesome photo, I'm happy for you user

Can I fuck your wife

Pedo alert - wife is underage. Drinks a juice box.

>Your wife looks like a coalburner m8 ahahaha
Not joking dude, but I'm black and she legit looks like the type of woman that craves BBC and wants her bf/husband to watch her.

t. unironically big (black) guy that has cucked some guys

That scene in Fargo come to mind:

youtube.com/watch?v=I0_6-dPaa8g

Do you sing while you do the white mans bidding?

Looks like classic detroit, Munchies just made a great video on detroit style pizza

>Munchies
A publication from the far left neo marxist rag VICE.

You don't actually watch their propaganda do you?

>prefer right-wing propaganda to left-wing propaganda

red-pilled indeed

It's cute how you and your wife sit on the same side of the booth. This is the guy I eat all my meals with

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.....so is he really going to eat ALL of that

>prefer right-wing propaganda to the msm

FTFY

I stick to the a-political and academic when possible, it's increasingly impossible.

yes I am.

>american """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pizza""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

[vomits internally]

I don't give a fuck about politics anymore

I do like their pizza show tho

I have to wonder how many times this happens in restaurants over there that staff and other customers are just desensitized to it.

10/10, would bang

I hate when people refer to Fargo they could now be talking about this shitty Breaking Bad ripoff

id give your wife the ol' platonic handshake if you catch my drift

the koolaid must taste nice.

Detroit pizza aside, I'm more concerned at how dark is her anus. If it's dark and purple, there's an immediate problem.

>t. alex jones viewer

If I want to search eBay for one of those pillows what would I type in the search bar?

I only watch the ones with my boy frank pinello beccause he's a qt.

How do you know?

Her skin tone says 'dark anus'.

don't go to ebay bro go to animedakimakurapillow

It could be the light and the shitty photo tho.

And while I think pink, white assholes are nice, dark ones make me fucking hard.

Where is your wife's boy friend and son?

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dude, is that the buddy's in hamtrammack? that place is legit

go to El Asador on springwells for some higher end mexican food. also, sister pie on the east side is up for a james beard award. go there many times.

underrated post, kek lad

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Looks like a big slop of sh*t.

And the pizza doesn't look too good either.

What's that? A daki for ants?

We don't have a post rating system on Veeky Forums, my friend.

+1 gold

Oh shit, she does look cute though

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Your wife is fat.

id gladly eat it

+1 (((you)))

buddy's is in detroit

You married Japanese Alex Jones?

Maybe. I'd still fuck her.