Al/ck/ thread

A male hooker right?

this thread's off to a good start, I see

I once pissed on myself for being too drunk.
And then puked on the pee (my pants).

you dont know what youre talking about, do you

I tried your IRC channel and some bitch named "valka" kept banning me.

Not gonna join again. Wasn't fun while it lasted, either.

It was surprisingly tight at first. Took a lot of work to get my fourth knuckle in, and I have have big hands. Vaginas are strange beasts.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PZeDFwTcnCc

lol. that actor hit it out of the fucking park in that film

just treating myself to a few drinks at lunch time. literally nothing wrong with that. it's just a treat :)

It's my favorite movie. I usually don't like watching movies more than once, but I've seen NCFOM at least 14 times.

i tried reading his books but i dont like his writing style. he also wrote "the road", which is another great film

Hang urself while jerking off. Bonus points if u don't make it out alive and ur wife finds u like that.

I've heard of 'the road', but I didn't know he wrote it. I think I might've seen the film adaption, and wasn't really keen on it. Tbh I like Cohen Bro. films in general tho.

it has the guy from lord of the rings

glad this thread is failing. stop advertising that shit irc channel also.

They're made to pass fetuses through them.

>9am
>thread failing
Do you even drink? Even most functional people are just barely awake at this hour.

fuck off fag.

yeah nah fuck off cunt

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>i tried reading his books but i dont like his writing style
can agree with this. read that book with the preacher cant remember what its called, didn't really like it. probably doesn't help this addiction of mine.
anyway the road was a pretty good book even though i dont like his writing style, movie was good too. prefer to rewatch comedies while drinking though.
at any rate managed to take a shower this morning, 722am currently, going to go cook a couple eggs then idk what for the rest of the day, get drunk again and pass out i guess.

Does anyone have any experience with Wellbutrin?

It's 1:30am here, I have some vodka left over. I'll try to finish more of it before I inevitably pass out. Currently listening to pop punk. Food-wise I think I have some canned soup in the cupboard and pasta salad in the fridge.

shiieeet nigga where do you live? stralya?

That's right m80.

His writing style is quite distinct and I can see not everybody being a fan. I think it could grow on you, though.
The Road is probably a better place to start for that. Just don't expect it to be any more uplifting than the movie.

The Veeky Forums favourite is Blood Meridian which I've not read myself.

Are you anywhere near the Gold Coast?
We could meet up for a beer and a chicken parmigiana.

>The Veeky Forums favourite is Blood Meridian which I've not read myself.
you should, it's really good

Uplifting as in tone of writing or ease of reading? I'm tanked and haven't seen the movie.

Nowhere near GC but I do love me some parmas & chips.

>Uplifting as in tone of writing or ease of reading? I'm tanked and haven't seen the movie.
it's extremely bleak

you should see the movie by the way
it's kino

yeah made me violent

I know. It's on the list but so are a lot of other books.

What said.
It's not a difficult read at all but it's a pretty depressing story.

Too apprehensive to drink today because I just started a new medication. I've been awake for over 12 hours and don't really have any symptoms. I'll see what I feel like by tonight, if I don't feel too bad, this will be my first day of not drinking.

>friends invite me to go to a pub
>"no thanks, not gonna drink today"
>end up blackout drunk solo in my apartment
>repeat for a year and a half
>don't get invites anymore
>mfw I succesfully drank my social life away

Wew what a ride last few years were.

Wish I could go back.

You mean Blood Meridian? It's a great book but yeah it's hard to read. I mean, the style really works to really entrance you into the fucking feverish world and story, but it also makes it exhausting to be that deep into it. I had to take a break after each chapter.

There is hope for you guys. Don't give up, and try something. Self control/sobriety is cultivated and starts with the smallest acts. If you are going through DT's only taper with medical supervision. I love you guys al/ck/ but be sure to not just circlejerk eachother and try to improve you life or the life of others if you can.

fuck i feel like shit today boys. just gotta get thru it. im sure two nips would fix me right up too bad i cant drink at work

So I'm sitting in my room right now. I've got all these books, games, movies, and instruments. I'm looking at everything and can't get interested in any of it. I don't want to go anywhere either. I literally just turned on a machine to turn it right back off again because I thought to myself "Why would I do this."
I'm sober right now.

I recently reread the road, so good but yeah pretty bleak. It's good to read when you're cold and hungry. I love Cormac McCarthy, child of god is a really great short novel about this outcast dude's descent into depravity and shit

>get drunk

EVERYTHING IS FUN

my parents recently discovered hypnotherapy and have been pestering me nonstop to try it, they think it'll help me quit drinking but the way they rave about it is really starting to unnerve me and frankly it sounds like some pseudoscientific bullshit

Know that feel
It's probably not entirely your fault

>EVERYTHING IS FUN
then why do I only watch tv when I'm drunk

>he
>male
What is it with fags? You do know that 98% of people aren't gay men, right? Not wishing to sound confrontational but even on Veeky Forums it's odd that so many people think this way

We take everything for granted these days but had /tv/ existed in the middle ages, the literary form would never have been created

Spent the last 3 days stressing because my iolite wispr 2 vape was dying and those fuckers are expensive, opened up the drawer to get the box/accessories because I was gonna try to sell it as broken, open the box... and there's a brand new, unused iolite wispr 2 vape sat in there. I've NO fucking idea how. I've had this vape like 2 years and the (presumed empty) box has been sat there all this time. What the fuck just happened? Christ I wonder what else I do while blacked out. I mean I can only assume I bought it at some point in the past but have no memory of it. Fuck, maybe I'm going insane right now, this is weird as hell. Brb searching for other treasure

Might fuck a prostitute
Haven't had sex in a while
But I reckon I'm too addicted to porn to even enjoy it

Probably not as deep in the lifestyle as you but I binge on interesting podcasts when hungover. The more interesting the easier to sleep. Plus I learn things if I don't sleep and having my mind busy is great to not think too much about how miserable I can be.

Which podcasts? Have you Listened to The Last Podcast on the Left?

Only real problem I have with hookers is the need for condoms. Zero chance of me cumming while using one, and zero chance of me barebacking a hooker who doesn't make punters wear one.

OBDM and No Agenda

Will listen.

Check out the Jack the Ripper episodes of the aforementioned. It's in 3 parts. Fell in love with their show

French podcasts, sorry.

I drank a 12 pack last night from about 7 PM to 10 PM. It takes 12 hours or so for that to leave your body, so I should be fine after 10 AM or so, right?

I work from home and make decent money but I just feel so lazy. It's so easy to drink all day and I do.

I'm getting paid to drink at home and jerk off.

There's a podcast called Cults on parcast. It's really well made with professional audio etc. It's all about the psychology and development of cults. Cool shit.

True Crime Garage is pretty interesting too.

Fine to buy more? Or what... You were probably fine at midnight.

I'm trying to quit but it's very hard. I have to quit though it is fucking destroying me. I'm in a really bad state and things are falling apart badly. I just gotta quit. This is horrible.

If you like Last Podcast, I think you'll like Lore. It's not comedic, but it is informative; it's another Horror/History podcast. It goes into detail about a lot of mythos and tragic history, for example he also did an episode on H.H.Holmes. There was also an episode on the origins of zombies, like where the word comes from, and those tribes that had the "real zombies." Real in the sense of, people who had basically been chemically lobotomized, but apparently that's part of the origin.

What do you do? I desperately need a work from home job that's reasonable.

I'm a medical device rep. I work remotely and have to travel maybe once a week. The rest of the time i'm just bullshitting.

How did you get into it?

I have a masters in biomed, worked in ER's for years, didn't get into PA school so I took it back to the drawing board.

It's a tough field to break into. I only even got the job because my cousin hooked me up. The good news is that if you really want to get into it, sales experience is more important than any sort of medical training. If you've got a background in sales you're miles ahead of the kids just coming out of college. I'm only 25 and the company I work for is pretty small. I make 50k a year but they pay for like nearly everything while I"m travelling. I met some other med reps at a bar yesterday and they told me they make 160k a year. Nuts.

If you can get into the field it's well worth it. Everyone gets sick. There's always demand.

I am also an alcoholic so this makes this interesting lol. I was down in south florida for a week and just got wrecked the whole time. Working on cutting back, but it's hard when I just work from home and no one really monitors me.

Its so easy to drink when you’re bored and alone. I tried wood-carving and gaming but I’m better when I’m slightly envibing.

I really have to stop though. I'm starting to have some problems after 10 years of drinking. The problem is I haven't done ANYTHING without being drunk in the last 5 years, I would always drink before doing anything or going somewhere.

>tfw this feel just makes you more inclined to drink

What constitutes day drinking?

all of it

Yeah it's easy to get wrapped up in the fucking despair. But I am mentally and physically exhausted from it and I just need to fucking stop this shit otherwise I might lose my fucking job

If I'm drinking at all it'll be from the very moment I regain consciousness until the moment I pass out again a few hours later. I'll sleep maybe 3 or 4 times every 24 hours. In my case it's all just a desperate attempt to spend as much time unconscious as possible, because reality is unbearable. It's why so many people end up hooked on heroin in prisons.

By normie sensibilities I'd say any drink or drinks taken before 5pm, or if you have a drink or drinks anytime during the morning or work day.
I've been day drinking for years now.

>I would always drink before doing anything or going somewhere.
Even driving?

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I've been jobless for a little less than a year now and have been drunk the entire time except for about 2 weeks. It's like what I probably really deserve from my family is a bullet, but they aren't mad at me. Today might be my first sober day ever though since I'm not withdrawing, but I seriously have no idea what to do with my time or anything work related. I live alone and all my friends live apart from each other now across the country.

I would have a small amount and drive to the movies or a restaurant or some such thing, or to somewhere I knew people.
People treat you like you already are a murder if you have 2-3 shots and drive, and you can be as mad at me as you want to, but I've never had any traffic incidents, and I've stopped doing it now after several years altogether, mainly because I'm trying to stop drinking altogether yet again.

I really think there is a correlation between being far away from family and being an alckie. When I'm home I tend to stay busy and prefer to not drink in excess.

I mean I know I could flip a switch right now, have a few drinks and be interested in everything again, but I'm too tired of the endless cycle to leave the house and how fucked up in the night and the next morning is starting to scare me. I hardly ever sleep and I'm just completely emotionless and hardly do anything but sit around in silence on the computer. I'm pretty sure I don't have anything left lying around in here but I don't really know.

How did you lose the job?

Sounds memey but have you thought of adopting a dog or something? Definitely will give you something to do.

anyone got that montage pic of smirnoffbro with all the bottles/drugs?

Hip collapsed while I was working and I simply had to walk out. I told them I was going and I knew I wouldn't be able to get the job back. It was a part time warehouse kind of a job, they only offered part but they had overtime every day.
I ended up getting a hip replacement because of that.

many such cases

I've never had a pet in my life and I don't want to take care of a dog solo. Maybe someday way later.

THE smirnoffbro pic. it's posted a lot in these threads

dawn of the second day

this makes me want to kill myself.
youtube.com/watch?v=dIpi0kle1g0