I just bought 3 of these bad boys from a guy at an asian market in Branson. They set me back a pretty penny ($60 each) but the man assured me they are a delicacy in Japan. Does anyone know what kind of fish these are? I couldn't really understand him and the bag he put them in was in Chinese so I threw it out.
I'm going to make some really good fish and chips tonight. Any ideas for what I should do with the other 2?
assuming you're not joking, pufferfish are poisonous you will be kill
Lincoln Collins
Eat the who thing, they aren't poisonous or anything.
Logan Cox
be careful op those are puffer fish and japanese make a thing called fufu with them but if you cook it wrong you can get paralyzed and DIE you have to boil them all the way through for at least 3 hours to make them safe
Caleb Russell
Pufferfish are best enjoyed stuffed up your ass
Alexander Brooks
those are haddock, we have them here in the states as well. Enjoy you fish and chips, Op!
Liam Gomez
baka fugu desu senpai
Angel Davis
he is, you need a licence to buy and prepare those.
Landon James
>the chinese give a fuck who they sell to
Lincoln Gonzalez
they do care you fucking idiot, get the fuck outta here.
Camden Wood
They don't look like puffer fish though, they dont even have any spines. Am I being memed? I planned to eat all of it considering I paid $180 for them. Are they a different kind of haddock or something? I'm not good with fish but they don't look like the ones on Bing.
Dominic Long
@10177277 >I enjoy making new bait That's nice, OP.
Jonathan Wilson
Instead of goose livers, they use fish livers; it's called "fuguoi" & it's delicious
Jack Young
>I spent $60 on fish I know nothing about because the man selling them said they were big in Japan My cock is a Japanese delicacy, Ill let you have a suck for $15
Levi Harris
they are just chink haddock, I eat them all the time. Quite delicious in a fry.
Leo Ramirez
I looked it up on Bing and I can't find any recipes for that. Do you have one you can share?
Daniel Kelly
I don't even get the point of this topic. You're putting in way more effort than the people you're trolling, so what do you gain?
Cameron Bell
Dude, just stop. Are you the same fag that makes the death cap mushroom threads? In the unlikely event that this isn't an attempt at trolling, that fish is poisonous to eat unless prepared properly(you won't).
Put it to bed, you've got at least 20 responses now.
Hunter Butler
I'm putting in effort because I bought 3 fish and I wanted to know what they were and I wanted some ideas for how to cook the other 2. I don't understand how you think I'm trolling anyone when I'm obviously just trying to ask questions and further educate myself. I hope I gain the knowledge of the identity of the fish and maybe a couple of recipes for them.
Owen Garcia
If anyone has any serious input it would be greatly appreciated. If you don't have anything intelligent or on-topic to say just exit the thread, thank you. This is the first thread I've made on Veeky Forums in years, my questions have barely been answered and I feel like I'm just being trolled by you idiots.God this board sure has changed. How exactly is it poisonous then? Because I highly doubt they'd sell them at a market if they were.
Evan Rivera
Based Branson MO.
Isaac Rivera
>I don't understand how you think I'm trolling anyone when I only happened to buy some highly poisonous fish and I wanted to humorously make fish and chips out of it. Ok.
Evan Reyes
just stop, this went from funny to sad over a dozen posts ago
>Toxicity >As some other pufferfish, some organs of the Japanese puffer contain tetrodotoxin and are highly toxic. The toxin is highly concentrated in liver and ovaries, slightly present in the intestines and flesh, and absent from skin and testes.[1]
Alexander Campbell
>You know how dumb Subway troll was?! Well, I can be FAR dumber! We get it man, please stop.
Zachary Torres
How come the one in your gif is yellow? It doesn't look like the fish I have at all but I guess I'll take your word for it since so many people seem to think they're pufferfish Is there any way to tell if it is a male or female? I can cut out the liver easy but I dont know what fish ovaries look like.
Grayson Baker
>I paid $180
for 3 fish? you are retarded
Thomas Morales
>Not letting OP kill himself
poor sport
Jayden Gonzalez
i like how people itt went from playing along with op, to frustrated with him, to pitying him
Nicholas King
Not him but $60 a pop for fugu is a steal.
Nicholas Bailey
I like fresh seafood.
Owen Hill
The one in the gif is not the same species. There's something like 150 species of puffer.
That link and quote specifically tells you there is toxin in the flesh. If you don't know how to cook it, toss it into the trash so you and nothing else eats it. Cut your loses or end up dying.
Michael Myers
I'm reading that article now and I have to thank you for this. I was literally about to fillet one because I had the batter ready and the oil is simmering. Thank you for telling me the truth, not a lot of people on here were willing to really help me for some reason. I guess I owe you my life haha. Is it really safe to throw in the trash though? There's an incinerator in the basement of my apartment building that would probably be safer. I don't want any waste management workers accidentally touching the stuff.
Ethan Gutierrez
Well it was funny for a moment, then annoying, and now it's just kind of sad that he keeps going when nobody believes him. I guess some people are absolutely fucking desperate for attention no matter how fleeting.
Jason Powell
Why do you keep bumping his thread and giving him more attention, brainlet?
Wyatt Nguyen
yes what a sad strange little individual OP is, must have a pretty meagre existence to feign ignorance for weak goofs and gaffs on Veeky Forums
Ryan Young
They look like toad fish. They're a bit of a nuisance when trying to fish. They steal your bait and get hooked when you're targeting actual good tasting fish.
Brody Torres
I dunno OP, why are you getting so anally ravaged by people calling you out?
Daniel Walker
Are toad fish edible?
Jack Brown
I mean if it helps him stave off suicide for another day, fine. Because he certainly wants to commit suicide.
Andrew Jenkins
I'm the person you literally just responded to calling OP out and now I'm calling you out. Stop deflecting and ignore the thread, brainlet.
Cooper Turner
I'm not sure, I think they have poisonous spikes on them somewhere. I just flick them back in the water if I book one.
Oliver Torres
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Christopher Moore
You have to remove the liver and the ovaries for them to be safe to eat.
Carter Barnes
Actually don't eat them, they contain tetrodotoxin which will kill you.
Gavin Cooper
Wtf is this true?
Gabriel Ramirez
Well, puffer is one of those rare things that are a fish and poisonous to eat. Most people don't see it as a puffer because it doesn't look like a classic porcupinefish people don't think it is a puffer. Weird sea food and wild fungi are the things you need to identify correctly with a scientific name before eating.
The incinerator is the best way to dispose of them, unless you know of some Japanese people who know how to fix it.
see:
Connor Hill
I have a license.
Daniel Allen
OP here, I just got back from putting them in the incinerator. I didn't think they were pufferfish at all when I got them, but I forgot that pufferfish only blow up like your pic when they are threatened. 0
Some people may think that I lost $180 today, but the truth is that I paid $180 for a valuable lesson. I would've no doubt died tonight had you not said that they were poisonous and I wish there was some way I could repay you but you're going to have to accept my sincerest gratitude. I just evaded death and I feel like I have a whole new lease on life. Walking back up I realized that this is the only life I have and I need to live it to the fullest. I'm not going into work tomorrow, but Hawaii sounds nice this year. Mahalo, and aloha to you!
Mason Torres
Or else what? And what, am I supposed to take the troll topic seriously? Fuck right off faggot.
Chase Hall
Not him but, why do you post in threads that make you angry?
Camden Wood
>Hurr I promise I'm not the OP also you can't prove it because this is an anonymous board tee-hee! >Now take this joke topic seriously or ELSE! Wow you seem like a complete ninny.
Grayson Richardson
That's totally you OP, and why are you projecting anger on me for calling out this topic as retarded? Seems you're the one who's upset, judging by your smug anime girl pics.
Jacob Perez
Not OP but you're both seething lol.
Jaxon Garcia
>Why did you point out how dumb this whole topic was ...Is this your first week on Veeky Forums? Are you that upset at people saying mean things and hurting your feewings?
Wyatt Brooks
>Gets called out for having an overtly trolish topic >I-it wasn't me guys, also t-trolled Ok
Carter Thomas
People who post smug anime girl reaction images are always seething inside. It's like admitting you're upset yourself.
Leo Hernandez
>don't look like puffer fish Are you blind?
Andrew Johnson
>$180 you could get a whole tuna for that...
Brayden Turner
This is where OP posts a couple weeks from now wondering how to eat the Conidae sp. he collected in Hawaii.
Jayden Morgan
Either this is a joke or you might have legitimate brain problems, maybe consider signing up for some sort of handler.
Chase Martin
Listen, OP, I'll make it simple: you're going to die if you eat that fish. Puffer fish are toxic unless prepared correctly and I highly doubt you could do it. Try to return them or something but DON'T try to cook them.
Jace Gutierrez
S E E T H I N G
Gavin Gray
At least you're not dead. I just posted a reply because I didn't notice this, but I'm glad someone's not going to die. Kinda sad thinking of amateur cooks who made the same mistakes as you bit didn't ask for help
Daniel Smith
The ironic thing about this post is that it highly satisfies me.
Anthony Morgan
>I wish there was some way I could repay you but you're going to have to accept my sincerest gratitude Since everyone knows this is BS you could just admit it. Unless you really expect people to believe this load of nonsense.
>THIS upset over being called out Dude this is just sad now, c'mon. The story was completely unbelievable.
Aaron Allen
Or you could get 122 cans of Starkist tuna for the same price but you would get double the meat.
Ian Nelson
Wow, you're upset that often? Jesus you're like a professional at losing on the internet, huh? I wonder how much greentext you post every year. >Seething
Eli Fisher
$180 dorra gajin pig, see you in herr.
>not keeping the puffer fish as pets.
You make me angry user...very angry.
Jason Lopez
>OP is a troll >that's why I'm going to stay in the thread and reply
Hunter Hernandez
Not him but you're still seething.
Connor Nelson
You know by saying how not upset you are you actually seem that much angrier, right? Especially when you show your entire folder of "seriously not mad guys" pics
Alexander Bailey
It's funny how "
Owen Lee
>You know by saying how not upset you are you actually seem that much angrier, right? You mean like you're doing right now? kek not him btw
Ethan Harris
It's funny how "point out that this isn't a legit topic" somehow means I'm upset.
Andrew Cooper
so seething you can't even type properly
Austin Brown
You're absolutely him, and you literally just admitted that you actually were upset. That's hilarious.
Jackson Hernandez
>THIS angry his topic was called out wew
Nathaniel Parker
>t. pic related
Jason Anderson
...Seething about what? Calling the OP out? Why would he be angry about that? [spoiler]Because the OP is the one seething[/spoiler]
Cameron Perry
>so new he tries to spoiler on Veeky Forums kek, you're absolutely angry because you're arguing with OP despite knowing he's a troll. Kinda sad for both of you desu
Matthew Morris
>t.
Jaxson Williams
Watch out OP, that Simpsons episode was the first time a lot of white trash ever heard about sushi.
Owen Watson
>Pretending he's not the OP in his troll topic Dude that's way sadder. Even if you're not OP then you're joining me in this troll topic, which means you have no high ground here.
Parker Gray
I dunno why I'm supposed to be angry about pointing out this topic is dumb. I do think it's funny how much OP is insisting I'm angry so he can sidestep the fact this topic is BS.
Aaron Sullivan
Calm down, soyboy
Nathaniel Davis
You can stop being autistic and overly defensive literally everyone knows it's a joke.
Tyler Lopez
>op threw away $180 in pets because he wouldn't buy a $10 fish bowl
You should have kept this fish as a reminder of how low I.Q you are and that you should never attempt to feed yourself again.
Hunter Gray
I'm just a new user to your conversation, not the "seething" user or the one who posted the other smug anime girl. But, these responses make me feel even smuggier than previously posted.
Nicholas Jenkins
Are you the same guy who called out the Subway chicken strip thread? Is this a hobby of yours?
Cooper Brooks
BUT IT WAS TRUE!!!!!
Daniel Cruz
He has severe 'tism.
Landon Lewis
It's nice knowing how bad it irks this autist.
Samuel Hall
ikr
Jose Rivera
a 800 kg whole Tuna is like 4000 cans or something...
Jacob Nguyen
so se are down to professional shit posters and bots. can someone point me to the next Chan? it's been a good 10 years.