Summarize a classic, monumental book, with just a one line shitpost, and other anons try to guess which book is it
Summarize a classic, monumental book, with just a one line shitpost, and other anons try to guess which book is it
I wish I was handsome enough for a girl that pretty to notice me
your diary is hardly a monumental book.
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his diary desu
dude blowing up the bridge doesn't mean anything lmao
The only thing anons remember about this book are the masturbation scenes.
Whom else here /IncreasinglyObsessedWithHowUnattractiveHeIs/
I should start a diary
rockets are, like, penises, dude
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Haven't even read it but - For whomstv'de the bell tolls?
Bruh butlers though
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DUDE CONSPIRACIES AND WEED LMAO
It was Ulysses. Good guess though.
Gravity's Rainbow
Chad get's cucked by his boss, bitches to his mom about it and slacks off until his bff get's murked
>how to not use a thesaurus: the book
Why is my sister such a fucking slut? Welp, guess I'll kill myself now.
Catcher in the rye?
I wanna thank my daddy, I wanna thank my mommy...
Remains of the Day or My Man Jeeves
either one
Nope.
fatty gets the girl but she gets fat too, also it's cold
Autistic man larps as a knight and gets his ass kicked by normies
Meditations or Reflexions, can't remember the exact name of that book
Give me my wife back
The Sound and the Fury (totally shit book)
don quixote, easy one
We have a winner
>so what if I killed a man, the real crime is SOCIETY'S JUDGEMENT OF MEEEEEEEE
faggot camus l'étranger
>Remember when there was food and safety? Yeah, me neither.
>Hey kid, you want to read 624 pages about river boats?
now she's a little boy in Spain
playing pianos filled with flames
tbf the arab deserved it
Disabled man moves home and ruins everyone's lives by being too good
this could be so many but the Sorrows of Young Werther?
why should I go to war when someone else can take my place????
This is an easy one
>I got cucked and I am angry about it
Correct! Also, not a shit book.
Drug peddling god gets beamspammed to death by his business rival.
I wanna give young ladies my lollipop
Illuminatus!
Finnegans Wake
Reminder that the court was going to convict not guilty until they learn of his atheism and extreme stoic powers.
>PKD - The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch
sounds like something autistic enough that twain would write it
I haven't read it, but it must be Life on the Mississippi
IT DOESNT MATTER
>Chad getting cucked
rich NEET social climber makes it to the top, finds out everyone is gay
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kek by an army it's the Iliad you faggots
sperglord thinks he's special, turns out he isn't, gets locked up
sperglord thinks he's special, turns out he isn't, gets locked up, finds redemption in god through his waifu
Damn I'm a kv sperg but at least I don't have to worry about not being noticed by girls, it's the steps after I can't/don't do
C&P, would guess the same for the one above it but the last line gave it away
Didn't know my life was already written into a book
I need to know this.
all along it was actually THEM the evil ones
Shes actually the best wife ever but never says ''I love you'' to her husband
I kill guys with a needle and there's two moons, but whatever have i told how much i love to fuck balding men ?
Fuck tennis
It's not a shitpost when you give away a primary novum, 1Q84
Oh okay, sorry im not well versed in the art of shitposting.
What would 1Q84 be in shitpost ?
Magical dude appears and everyone reads way too much into it
It's basically a sports championship story, in space.
that little leading bitch should have been mine though you wouldnt really know it from how my writer wrote me, at least I have other holes to seek, better not snitch tho, actually, better I do
when you and your friends' ironic conspiracy shitpost stops being ironic
>Tfw living in South America shit country
>Tfw fucking your aunt
>Tfw your family is retarded
Bible, ez
The New Testament to be specific but yes
Your diary desu was already mentioned
the essence of the corollary is self evidently not absurd
bro just imagine you're happy LOL haha it's easy bra XD :) *dies in car crash* ;0
;)
C and P
High effort stuff
i joined the army and now i can't leave because i'm too sane
People are STILL discussing if the MC got cucked or not.
also the new testament
Beta boy obsessed with "why I shouldn't do that" gets shown the cosmic truth about why he should do that
Enders Game?
FUCK thebans
REEEEE my two husbands were cucks and so is my son-in-law
Dom Casmurro
let us wring hands gaily in sperm
laughed too hard
democrats are evil and only pander to black people when it serves them
dude what is reality lmao also drugs
Ubik? A scanner darkly?
U B I K
winrar
Yep
there are millions of ways to read this book lol it's a metaphor about the nation you would get it
Cien anos de soledad
Catch 22
What happened
Is it true that choker is the black belt in sucking dick?
Back in college I asked a girl this question point at a party and she said its true.
>Cien anos
Jajaja
*point blank
commie pigs xD rofl
Inherent VIce
Moby Dick.
>have my mom trick a qt into falling in love with me
>bang her until I get sick of it and go off fund a city or something
>she kills herself lmao
>cops tell guy he's arrested, then just leave
>wtf he didnt even do anything
>walks around all over town stressed waiting for something to happen
>gets murdered