Summarize a classic, monumental book, with just a one line shitpost, and other anons try to guess which book is it

Summarize a classic, monumental book, with just a one line shitpost, and other anons try to guess which book is it

I wish I was handsome enough for a girl that pretty to notice me

your diary is hardly a monumental book.

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his diary desu

dude blowing up the bridge doesn't mean anything lmao

The only thing anons remember about this book are the masturbation scenes.

Whom else here /IncreasinglyObsessedWithHowUnattractiveHeIs/

I should start a diary

rockets are, like, penises, dude

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Haven't even read it but - For whomstv'de the bell tolls?

Bruh butlers though

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DUDE CONSPIRACIES AND WEED LMAO

It was Ulysses. Good guess though.

Gravity's Rainbow

Chad get's cucked by his boss, bitches to his mom about it and slacks off until his bff get's murked

>how to not use a thesaurus: the book

Why is my sister such a fucking slut? Welp, guess I'll kill myself now.

Catcher in the rye?

I wanna thank my daddy, I wanna thank my mommy...

Remains of the Day or My Man Jeeves
either one

Nope.

fatty gets the girl but she gets fat too, also it's cold

Autistic man larps as a knight and gets his ass kicked by normies

Meditations or Reflexions, can't remember the exact name of that book

Give me my wife back

The Sound and the Fury (totally shit book)

don quixote, easy one

We have a winner

>so what if I killed a man, the real crime is SOCIETY'S JUDGEMENT OF MEEEEEEEE

faggot camus l'étranger

>Remember when there was food and safety? Yeah, me neither.

>Hey kid, you want to read 624 pages about river boats?

now she's a little boy in Spain
playing pianos filled with flames

tbf the arab deserved it

Disabled man moves home and ruins everyone's lives by being too good

this could be so many but the Sorrows of Young Werther?

why should I go to war when someone else can take my place????

This is an easy one
>I got cucked and I am angry about it

Correct! Also, not a shit book.

Drug peddling god gets beamspammed to death by his business rival.

I wanna give young ladies my lollipop

Illuminatus!

Finnegans Wake

Reminder that the court was going to convict not guilty until they learn of his atheism and extreme stoic powers.

>PKD - The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch

sounds like something autistic enough that twain would write it
I haven't read it, but it must be Life on the Mississippi

IT DOESNT MATTER

>Chad getting cucked

rich NEET social climber makes it to the top, finds out everyone is gay

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kek by an army it's the Iliad you faggots

sperglord thinks he's special, turns out he isn't, gets locked up

sperglord thinks he's special, turns out he isn't, gets locked up, finds redemption in god through his waifu

Damn I'm a kv sperg but at least I don't have to worry about not being noticed by girls, it's the steps after I can't/don't do

C&P, would guess the same for the one above it but the last line gave it away

Didn't know my life was already written into a book

I need to know this.

all along it was actually THEM the evil ones

Shes actually the best wife ever but never says ''I love you'' to her husband

I kill guys with a needle and there's two moons, but whatever have i told how much i love to fuck balding men ?

Fuck tennis

It's not a shitpost when you give away a primary novum, 1Q84

Oh okay, sorry im not well versed in the art of shitposting.
What would 1Q84 be in shitpost ?

Magical dude appears and everyone reads way too much into it

It's basically a sports championship story, in space.

that little leading bitch should have been mine though you wouldnt really know it from how my writer wrote me, at least I have other holes to seek, better not snitch tho, actually, better I do

when you and your friends' ironic conspiracy shitpost stops being ironic

>Tfw living in South America shit country
>Tfw fucking your aunt
>Tfw your family is retarded

Bible, ez

The New Testament to be specific but yes

Your diary desu was already mentioned

the essence of the corollary is self evidently not absurd

bro just imagine you're happy LOL haha it's easy bra XD :) *dies in car crash* ;0

;)

C and P

High effort stuff

i joined the army and now i can't leave because i'm too sane

People are STILL discussing if the MC got cucked or not.

also the new testament

Beta boy obsessed with "why I shouldn't do that" gets shown the cosmic truth about why he should do that

Enders Game?

FUCK thebans

REEEEE my two husbands were cucks and so is my son-in-law

Dom Casmurro

let us wring hands gaily in sperm

laughed too hard

democrats are evil and only pander to black people when it serves them

dude what is reality lmao also drugs

Ubik? A scanner darkly?

U B I K

winrar

Yep

there are millions of ways to read this book lol it's a metaphor about the nation you would get it

Cien anos de soledad

Catch 22

What happened

Is it true that choker is the black belt in sucking dick?

Back in college I asked a girl this question point at a party and she said its true.

>Cien anos
Jajaja

*point blank

commie pigs xD rofl

Inherent VIce

Moby Dick.

>have my mom trick a qt into falling in love with me
>bang her until I get sick of it and go off fund a city or something
>she kills herself lmao

>cops tell guy he's arrested, then just leave
>wtf he didnt even do anything
>walks around all over town stressed waiting for something to happen
>gets murdered